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27 - they/them - half goat, half dragon, all anxiety

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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 01/10/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 30/09/2026
Yeet is for distance, Kobe is for precision
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 29/09/2026
HIS NAME IS JAY KAY JAMIROQUAI IS THE NAME OF THE BAND
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 26/09/2026
Dragoat...
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 22/09/2026
Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon...
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 15/09/2026
Claude:
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 05/09/2026
Levi in the propeller hat and lollipop fit when
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 04/09/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 01/09/2026
To whoever at Capcom designed these bastards that jump out of the pits, I hope both sides of your pillow are warm and you get wet socks from ice cubes
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 31/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAA
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 30/08/2026
I have a script that pulls a random quote on startup
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 28/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 25/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 23/08/2026
Bestieeees
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 20/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 19/08/2026
@0x5066.bsky.social
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 14/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 14/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 03/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 01/08/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 31/07/2026
Please consider Roger as well
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 29/07/2026
Gyro Man, my favorite boss
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 27/07/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 26/07/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 26/07/2026
Fuck zodiac signs, what's your favorite reactive oxygen species Mine is singlet oxygen because of quantum voodoo tomfoolery
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 25/07/2026
I use the toilet paper analogy
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 06/07/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 23/06/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 19/06/2026
I've actually updated this with proper code and formatting if anyone's interested
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 16/06/2026
Adrian's asexual basement
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 14/06/2026
Me n who
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 02/06/2026
Bam
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 02/06/2026
I make pride pfps for people, if you want one just hit me up
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 31/05/2026
Computer
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 30/05/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 27/05/2026
MUSHROOM
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 24/05/2026
Me when I get a Costco hot dog
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 19/05/2026
Saw this slop ad, next draw over trend maybe
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 18/05/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 13/05/2026
I did this and scared the shit out of my friend
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 12/05/2026
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 10/05/2026
Me
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 06/05/2026
I scribbled all over a Kid Pix canvas like a paraplegic lemur on an ice rink and it will STILL have more soul than any AI slop ever will
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 04/05/2026
Pretty?????
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 03/05/2026
I don't think she knew how to play
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 01/05/2026
@displacedgamers.bsky.social I asked my friend about the thumbnail in my recommended and I got an existential crisis
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 27/04/2026
Tornado warning brought to you by Roger
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 27/04/2026
Massive hailstones, what a rude awakening
Two giant hailstones in the palm of my hand. One is about the size of a lemon and the other a ping pong ball
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 23/04/2026
👍
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Ozzie @opossum-systems.net · 15/04/2026
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