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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My micro-aggression: I give male opposing counsel the pink notebooks and folders.

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

One thing men are shocked to discover: my state has a law that an unmarried mother has sole legal custody of her child. The man’s name on the birth certificate or his acknowledgment of paternity doesn’t change it. He must go to court to get rights to the kid that a husband would automatically have.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only place I see MAGA red caps is on the morons in the seats behind Trump at one of his rallies.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think Trump should have volunteered Mar-a-Lago for nuclear target practice.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sometimes it looks like the client pissed off the tattoo artist midway.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People are upset about gas prices, and here I am shocked at how much more hair dryers cost. (There was an unfortunate incident involving sparks, smoke, and screaming before I unplugged it and threw it across the bathroom.)

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some people think you are insane if you let them know you don’t drink coffee.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s hard being a shoe size 7.5 in a 7 or 8 only world where your choice is slightly too tight or a smidge too loose.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Running for office in the age of keyboard warriors is exhausting. Me: I pet a dog this morning. KW: What about grizzly bears? KW2: Or wildebeest? Your bias is showing. We won’t vote for you. I look at their profile. No KW even lives in my city, which is required to participate in my election.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With gasoline shortages expected, one way to ease consumption is to return to remote work. Would MAGA accept that?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is so frustrating (and nauseating) talking to someone who honestly believes that Trump is the best president ever, and that everything he does is wonderful.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There are way more men than you would think who have a woman—often their mother—call an attorney while they are in the room.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here is a danger of AI: my clean-shaven son worked at a detention center. They were testing an AI system on employees, because it was supposed to search a mugshot database for matches. He, who had never been arrested, was identified as a bearded man from Tennessee with several outstanding warrants.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

At the eye doctor, I wish the difference between 1 and 2, or 3 or 2 was super dramatic.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If I fell asleep at a memorial service, in public, and on camera, I would be so mortified that I would want to crawl into a coffin. I highly recommend it to anyone who wonders what to do in such circumstances.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I remember 9/11 as a day America pulled together. We all mourned the loss of life as we faced the uncertainty of what might be coming. Was it a provocation to war? Nobody knew. But we were Americans first. It is sad to see how broken we are as a country 25 years later. Political party is #1.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No amount of hair dye or makeup can make a corpse look truly lifelike.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If your work day is 8 hours, and you are paid a regular wage, thank organized labor.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The electronic billboard on the town’s main drag will start running my campaign ad tomorrow. I know that seeing my face in a huge format will be unsettling.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I have been watching “The Man in the High Castle.” If Germany or Japan had the computing power of a modern cell phone, we would be living in a far different world.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

People who are hard to get are often hard to want.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It’s a court day for me. I know it’s not all men, but I see the same type of man over and over. He is angry that he is divorced, expects his ex to still carry the mental load about the kids, and resents every dollar the court orders him to spend on the children.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rest in peace, Dolly, in your coat of many colors.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I wonder what would happen if black spray paint somehow ended up on the solar panel of a Flock camera…

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I got ballot position 2 in my upcoming election. I am telling myself that name recognition can overcome any advantage the incumbent might get.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My Facebook memories showed me that in 2021, three pediatric patients had died in my state and 24 were hospitalized. Sure, MAGA-tell me again how COVID was no big deal.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It’s International Lefthanders Day! A lot of us end up adapting to using our right hands for certain tasks just because it’s easier. I amazed my kids once by using a crayon in each hand and writing words facing them simultaneously.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

There was a guy on Fox saying that the people on the Abraham Lincoln are “weak.” I think he needs an education at the hands of many large and angry veterans.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Nobody talking on the phone in a movie ever says goodbye. They just hang up. Rude!

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I am wearing a t-shirt with a quote from Indiana Jones: “Nazis. I hate these guys.” A guy came up to me, eyeballed the shirt, and I swear to God said, “Hitler had some good ideas.” Insane.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My hair salon got brand new robes. I am unreasonably excited about this.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I respect Joe Biden for his decency and humanity. As the end of his battle draws near, I predict that a certain orange individual and his minions will say horrible, classless things. I will not be shocked.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Modern grocery shopping involves finding out what foods might cause explosive diarrhea or imminent demise—and crossing those off your list.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I am 5’2” and am wondering: do I need to duck getting off a helicopter, or is that really only for 6’6” people?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The attorney on the other side revised a reference in an order about me from Ms. (what I had written) to Mrs. Feels like misogynistic micro-aggression to me…

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Some people are all about bringing corporal punishment back to schools. They wouldn’t be so supportive if it were “Nursing homes will now be using a wooden board on patients who violate rules.” A vulnerable population should not be at the mercy of others, particularly mandated reporters of abuse.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

When I took the bar exam, a fire alarm went off. We got kicked out for half an hour—mid exam—but had the clock reset when we got back. We were commanded not to discuss the exam while outside. The interruption made it hard to get back in the groove.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The last time Elaine Chao was seen in public was July 15, leaving the rehab center where Mitch McConnell is. She was wearing a navy blue trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a surgical face mask. A trench coat? In July? On a day it wasn’t raining? With all that, is anyone 100% sure it was her?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I know what you visualize when you read this phrase: beautiful baboon blowing bubbles. You feel old when I say: It was published in 1971.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I think the 90 degree turn on the cyclops’ eyeball was 100% disturbing.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The problem with buying in bulk at places like Sam’s Club is that manufacturers dump their lesser quality stuff there, like batteries that corrode long before the date on them. Current vexing thing: Charmin toilet paper with NO perforations at all.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I made a woman cry on the witness stand today. She didn’t like that I was questioning her about her contempt of court. I didn’t feel bad about it at all.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You accidentally touch the remote and turn it off. Then you have to figure out what streaming platform you had been using to watch the end of the movie you were watching.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It was only 94 degrees here today. Refreshing change from 105! But, at the risk of enraging MAGA, what if higher temperatures and drought are the new normal?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I hope that I never end up answering questions for Congress. That would be a quadruple deodorant day.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I saw two dogs walking their human. One dog was Velcro, within inches of the man’s leg. The other dog: off-roading away from the sidewalk, testing the limits of the leash, and smelling every blade of grass.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Apparently, setting up a Facebook page for a political campaign is a lot easier if someone else does it for you.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me seeing lots of July sales recently. Add. To. Cart. Online sites: We randomly choose one of your items to suddenly be out of stock. No bargain for you!

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I will miss Sam Neill, a fine and talented human being. Lindsay Graham…not one bit.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Pretty in Pink: so disappointed in the dress AND that she didn’t end up with Ducky. In my personal, imaginary sequel, she does.

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