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Ophelia, again

@opheliarevived.myatproto.social
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Chronically ill queer; head full of bees. Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer. 📍ATX —> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies She/her (most days) 🩷💜🩵 (approximately) Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.

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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 7h
In a shocking development, packing for an out of town vacation when you're living in a hotel because your apartment flooded is a ✨fucking nightmare✨
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
widelythighedwednesday they could be wider tbh
A picture of my legs in cactus shorts. My thighs are wide and bite-able
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
It's weird when your team stopped being competitive in like, April, so you're watching the post-season as a pure hater
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
Attention: fuck the braves. That is all.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
hey sooo anyone know a good Austin based landlord-tenant lawyer I could consult on this?
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
@andreagrimes.com if I ever get my apartment issues sorted, maybe I need a single braincell cutie too! Look at her vacant eyes 😍
a dumb as a bag of rocks looking kitty for adoption in ATX at charmingpetrescue. Seriously. There's nothing at all going on in that sweet head. 

Caption reads:

"Meet Chantilly Lace!
Fancy name, sweet personality! Chantilly Lace is a beautiful 3-year-old cream & grey tortoiseshell Siamese mix who is as gentle and loving as they
come.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
ATX people, is this normal here??
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
In what world does my apt flood twice in a month and if I want to switch apartments, I have to sign a brand new lease and make a new security deposit? They're currently demolishing the kitchen, both bathrooms, and parts of the bedrooms. It's not habitable and I am CERTAINLY not quietly enjoying it
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow in my migration I'm not following so many people I adore anymore 😩
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit Pilot holes are only useful if you use the right size bit
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I'm going to need the bots to stop saying they're bi. It's not a quirky label to attract men. It's a serious condition where I am terrified of women, and date approx 436 men I'm not that into, cos I haven't found the bi king of my dreams, and I'm probably just faking my attraction to women anyway
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Oh right, the chronic illness October Slide. I'm not crazy, things *are* getting worse rn
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
My final straw in this city might be that I badly want matzo ball soup, know I can't find any good ones nearby, so tried to Uber eats some miso soup, and after one very expensive sushi restaurant, it suggested 10+ Vietnamese and Thai places. Because there's soup and it's Asian. Fuck I miss LA 😩
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
It's important to know who you are as a person. I'm a Depression.
Meme that says "let's go Mets baybeeeeeee"

Then 

"Thoughts on the guy you didn't keep named Pete who leads his league in home runs?"

Underneath there are two circles. One says, "we would obviously keep that kind of player." That circle has all MLB team logos but one. 

Above the second circle, "which one?" 

That circle only has the logo for the New York Metropolitans. 

The noise you hear is me quietly sobbing.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
Kinda wild that there's no phone-level opt out of gambling ads
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026
Big if true
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
apple music has an algorithmic station called "your essentials" first song it plays is mmmbop
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
me, sincerely and regularly: "oh my god, lmm is so cringe" me the second daveed diggs is about to sing: "GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
I mayhaps shouldnt live somewhere I feel the need to out heat protectant on my hair before going outside
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026
the millennial urge to sing Dr Horrible at karaoke
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
Duct tape should use this picture in it's next ad campaign
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026
I feel bad for Jon Ossoff, who must have the brain of a goldfish to think that I would like his constant fundraising texts for an election I am not eligible to vote in
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
Why. Do I live. In the red bubble/purple zone.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 23/08/2026
my friends and family always seem confused why I don't use my pre-2021 immigration experience (asylum/refugee cases, naturalization stuff) to help out rn. a) I am not experienced enough in active deportation proceedings to be useful right now b) MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED REPRESENTATION
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 20/08/2026
I love living on the surface of the sun
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
It's almost as if ... Needing to rate things so badly you make it a product or a big life focus ... Indicates something about your personality ...
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026
TBT* (saturday) to the time my parents' friend told me I had "bad blood" because I'm adopted, and that also I wasn't grateful enough.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 31/07/2026
You know you have a caffeine problem when the waitress at the cafe you go to for only two weeks every year recognizes you and starts your coffee order before you sit down 😂
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
ATTN ATX friends: @kutnews.bsky.social is hiring Visuals Editor, Investigative Reporter, and have internships that pay $15/hr!
kut.org
Jobs
Open positions and internship opportunities at KUT Radio in Austin, Texas. KUT is part of The University of Texas at Austin.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
I'm in the prettiest place
A terrace with a table and a swing chair, the view has rooftops and the sea , mountains across the water and the sky is glowing with the sunsetA stone path through trees and bushes. In the midground is a small harbor with boats. In the background the sea is calm, and the sunset is pale orange over the mountains
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
there should be an Angie's list where you can pay in sex work I receive: my suitcases packed You receive: Nancy Reagan levels of pleasure
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 24/07/2026
I have to pack so obviously I'm doing everything in the world but packing
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
Ok everyone, remember to tune in next year for an even better world cup
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
This looks like a weird combo of pre-recorded and ai
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
I'm offended by the concept of a soccer halftime show
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
Even if you don't usually watch soccer, consider tuning in to the WC final today Both teams have the ability to put on a masterclass on the human form and it's capabilities Truly some of the most inspiring moments of "holy shit, look at the way they*move*" this whole tourney
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
That was classy af from Jude
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
I truly believe mbappe lost his shit at them at the half and told them to have some pride, and do better for DD
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
Yeahhhhh imma need France to get it together
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
@maranine.bsky.social are the loveliest, and deserve the world! please help them if you're able 💜
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
I both have too many @moxiest.art shirts, and not nearly enough. For $25/mo I get a free shirt if I want one, and get to support dope art. Bonus, you can see my weight loss progression as my collection grows!
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 17/07/2026
I'm craving taco bell from hearing it so often lately 😭
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
lol boy *bye*
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
ok FUCK this is another thing moving to texas took from me! apparently growing up in perfect weather did not prepare me for the realities of the texas sun on battery life
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
“be a lawyer” they said “you’ll be financially stable” they said “you definitely won’t be broke and stressed about everyone else’s problems constantly” they… okay well they didn’t *say* the last one, but it was sort of implied
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
if i could go one day without my car battery dying that would be neat
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
do you think they’re tired of hearing the shakira song
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026
there is a partially alive cicada in my apt and my 75lb dog is moisturized, unbothered.
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
how is jumping into the stands not excessive celebration lol
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Ophelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
so an average collision we’ve seen hundreds of this cup is a penalty if messi gets knocked over. got it.
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