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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 29/09/2026
I finally made a brilliant move!! The moves were 1. … Bh2+ !! 2. Kxh2 Rxd1!
Chess board with white pieces at: Kg1, Re1, Qd1, Rb1, f2, c2, b2, a2, h3, Nf3, Be3, Nc3, g4, e4
Black pieces at: Bh2, Qa5, Bg6, Nc6, h7, g7, f7, c7, b7, a7, Rh8, Rd8, Kc8
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 29/09/2026
I’m confused as to what this means? Florida is already in the SEC and all these schools other than Notre Dame are P4.
The Big Ten has 18 teams, the ACC has 17, and the SEC and Big 12 have 16 each. That would allow four spots to be filled in the Big Ten and SEC by schools like Notre Dame, North Carolina, Clemson, Florida, Miami (Fla.) or others — if the Big Ten and SEC even want them.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 27/09/2026
What Nor’easter?
MetLife Stadium in the pouring rain Villanova Stadium in the pouring rain.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 26/09/2026
If you’re okay dealing with ridiculous cold, February for Carnaval de Quebec is also quite the time. Their mascot is a ridiculous snowman named Bonhomme.
Bonhomme overlooking the St Lawrence and the Chateau Frontenac
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 26/09/2026
The French recycling info guy is clearly holding a queen.
Hand with arrows pointing down and diagonally down. The caption says “Déchèterie”
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 23/09/2026
Ok fine
My top 10 TV shows of the 21st century:
A Young Doctor’s Notebook
30 Rock
Band of Brothers
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Bored to Death
Party Down
Nathan for You
Friday Night Dinner
Toast of London
People Just Do Nothing
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 22/09/2026
My league’s frankly bizarre decision to go with 0.5 point per rushing attempt has really made the difference so far. I’ve been playing high volume runners. (I’m blue)
Points per position graph:
QB: Blue - 13.5, Red - 25
RB: Blue - 42, Red - 30
WR: Blue - 38, Red - 41
TE: Blue - 17.5, Red - 18
W/R/T: Blue - 14, Red - 10
K: Blue - 20, Red - 5
DEF: Blue - 8, Red - 4
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 17/09/2026
I’m sure there’s more mature ways to critique Piddington, but this section on Wikipedia alone makes it seem miserable.
Amenities:
Until June 2012 the village’s public house was the Seven Stars. The pub closed and became the Sunset and Stars restaurant, which also closed. Piddington also has a village hall.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 15/09/2026
Interesting compared to 2018:
Polling from the 2018 election on generic D/R candidates:
Men: 41D/42R
Women: 45D/33R
White: 36D/46R
Hispanic: 49D/26R
Black: 68D/8R
Asian: 56D/21R
Ages 18-29: 47D/24R
30-49: 42D/35R
50-64: 39D/44R
65+: 44D/41R
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 14/09/2026
My attitude for the rest of the week:
Stephen A Smith smoking a cigar wearing a cowboy hat and a Cowboys jersey.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 07/09/2026
Did they somehow double book Llaneros?
Colombian Primera A
Llaneros (3-2-2) vs. Deportivo Cali (2-2-2) - postponed
Llaneros (3-2-2) vs. Tolima (4-1-1) - 19:00
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 07/09/2026
COVID COVID
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Scan the QR code to schedule now
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 07/09/2026
[everyone disliked that] meme
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 06/09/2026
IndyCar Racing Pre-Race
IndyCar Racing Pre-Race
Sep 6 • Grand Prix of Monterey
A pre-race examination of IndyCar racing's season-ending Grand Prix of Monterey.Alex Palou has already clinched his fifth season championship but four drivers are in the hunt for second, with just four points separating them.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 04/09/2026
Obviously this sucks, but also lots of prescriptivists in replies not acknowledging a common pronunciation of forte to the extent it’s made a dictionary is wild.
forte noun (1)

1 (pronounced: ˈfȯr-ˌtā  also fȯr-ˈtā   or ˈfȯrt  or ˈfȯr-tē): one's strong point
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 04/09/2026
And my most similar city was Philly. This is largely unsurprising as I’ve lived here my entire life.
My dialect map showing I’m most like PA, NJ, and DE with MD and NY also having similarities. I’m least similar to Montana.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 03/09/2026
I’m perfectly okay with this
Ranked as -6.62 on the woke/chud scale (more negative, more woke)
Ranked as -2.63 on the acts woke/chud scale (more negative, acts more woke)
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
In 3 words:
- med. sweet, clean finish
- broad on your palate
- pleasant!
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 01/09/2026
Call John Green, I’m Looking for #blalaska
Donation to Mary Peltola of an unspecified amount
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 28/08/2026
A gamified lake
Lake ontar.io
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 27/08/2026
It’s a shame this is in such an unhinged context because it’s an awesome quote
explicitly refer to gay attraction as a "sin": "It is better to sin with freedom than to be
virtuous with oppression." He closes the
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 26/08/2026
Cheney stadium rules
Sign next to storm drain reading “If it hits R ground, it hits R sound”Cheney stadium pregame (Mountain not visible in this angle but I promise you could see it in real life)
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 25/08/2026
Apple Music is weird about censoring lyrics sometimes even if the song you’re listening to is explicit. Lines 2 and 4 should read “f-f-fuck her face”
P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face

P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face

Mum-mum-mum-mah
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 24/08/2026
Sure
The Final Countdown by Europe with the cover art of Best Rugby Songs 2023
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 24/08/2026
?
Ad that has a cartoon of Jesus with three children listening to him. The text reads:
“Eat like the apostles
“Don’t eat for pleasure, game the plate
“40 days / 12 ingredients / 1 transformation
“Printable meal plan”
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 23/08/2026
Who is this person? I can’t find him on racing reference. I wonder what series he ran.
Even former NASCAR driver Jerrod Sessler, a Trump-aligned ex-congressional candidate who lost his primary race earlier this month, warned that the race could pose serious issues for drivers.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 22/08/2026
That’s rather unfortunate
Chim Chim Cher-ee attributed to
Dick Dyke, Julie Andrews, Karen Dotrice, Matthew Garber
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 19/08/2026
It rules that it’s not the weekend of the actual game
Michigan vs. Ohio State on November 28, 2026
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 18/08/2026
Beyond parody
Biggar said that he had learned that the N-word could be used "in an ironic, not a racist, manner" from watching Pulp Fiction and The Wire, adding: "Therefore, I find it plausible that a white person might even use it in jest when speaking to a very close black friend, without racist contempt being either expressed or perceived."
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 18/08/2026
This one’s fun because the Eggo branding is so much larger than anything indicating it has alcohol.
Eggo’s brunch in a jar from Sugarlands Sippin’ Cream that’s waffles and syrup flavor. It says cream liqueur and 20% abv/40 proof on the bottom in smaller print.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 17/08/2026
Oh damn that’s a super good deal.
33 Swedish Krona equals
3.47 United States Dollar
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 17/08/2026
Huh
Tom Brady’s preseason passing stats which shows him playing two games in 2018 and 2021 for the preseason and one game for the 2019 and 2022 preseason.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 15/08/2026
There’s a pizza place in Delco that has the Big Mick on the menu and it’s phenomenal.
The Big Mick
A McDowell's special recipe. An 8oz burger served on our toasted sesame seed bun with shredded lettuce, pickles, onions American cheese, and special sauce
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 15/08/2026
I’m so tired of this Khazar bullshit. Ashkenazi Jews are Jews like all other Jews AND aren’t even the predominant Jewish population in Israel.
The majority of Israeli Jews are Mizrahi. The exact proportion of Mizrahi and Sephardic Jewish populations in Israel is unknown (since it is not included in the census); some estimates place Jews of Mizrahi origin at up to 61% of the Israeli Jewish population, with hundreds of thousands more having mixed Ashkenazi heritage due to cross-cultural intermarriage. In a survey that attempted to be representative, 44.9% percent of the Israeli Jewish sample identified as either Mizrahi or Sephardi, 44.2% as Ashkenazi or Russian Jews, about 3% as Beta Israel and 7.9% as mixed or other.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 15/08/2026
(As Shelby Foote) the South was perfect and never did anything wrong.
Red text on a black background reading:
Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 15/08/2026
I’m far from an expert on Freemasons, but they always seem like a group of people who enjoy ceremony in silly (complimentary) buildings and clothing. It’s so odd they’re considered such a shadowy organization.
Room that looks like a worship temple that’s got almost comical Egyptian theming.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 14/08/2026
The bartender:
Amelia Bedelia holding a lightbulb
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 14/08/2026
But why?
PROFESSIONAL VENTRILOQUIST FOR ALL OCCASIONS.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 12/08/2026
My main set of keys are at home so I only have this, but it’s fun!
33 car in blue that’s some sort of bendy plastic for Delaware
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 11/08/2026
With stats like these? How could they afford to not play him!
SUMMARY G PTS TRB AST
2025-26 42 2.9 0.5 1.2
Career 69 2.7 0.6 1.1
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 11/08/2026
Not that unhinged antisemitism replies are ever okay, but they’re somehow far worse on an account with under 1,000 followers.
@meowntown.bsky.social
813 followers 418 following 10.4K posts
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 10/08/2026
The Bodine family’s home track
Exterior of the Chemung Speedrome in Chemung, NY
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 09/08/2026
In 2009, Lidge described himself as a
nondenominational Christian "with a heavy appreciation for and leaning theologically toward Catholicism." He also attended weekly Bible studies with teammates.
Lidge felt that Jesus was ideologically leftist and more ideologically compatible with the Democratic than the
Republican Party.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 08/08/2026
Nooo! The inflation calculator is down temporarily
Bureau of Labor Statistics 
Temporarily Down for Maintenance
The BLS website is temporarily unavailable due to system maintenance. We expect to be intermittently down from Saturday, August 8, 2026, 9:00 a.m. until Sunday, August 9, 2026x at 6:00 p.m. Eastern Time.

We apologize for any inconvenience.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 08/08/2026
Only in PA
1 star review titled “Don’t buy” by PA LCB Sucks from 3 day ago

Review text:
PLCB is an illegal monopoly that actively robs small and independent beverages retailers of the ability to make profit because they are big time jealous of our ability to move product.
Q: Recommended food pairing
A: PA LCB is an illegal monopoly.

No, I do not recommend this product.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 07/08/2026
Presented without comment
Christopher Sanchez’s 2026 stats
G: 24
W-L: 15-4
ERA: 2.65
IP: 149.2
SO: 174
WHIP: 1.22Paul Skenes’ 2026 stats
G: 24
W-L: 9-10
ERA: 3.96
IP: 129.2
SO: 162
WHIP: 1.12
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 06/08/2026
Well don’t worry, conservatives can always shop at the store I’ve never heard of in my life according to some guy on Twitter.
Another X commenter wrote, "A
conservative owns Rural King. They have better farm products at better prices," they commented.
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 05/08/2026
Al Overview
[Image of Adam Sandler]
Adam is the first human being, man, and father of humankind in Abrahamic religions, formed from the dust of the ground in the Book of Genesis.
Biblical Narrative
• Creation: God formed Adam from the dust
led life into his nostrils
Show more
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 05/08/2026
Canadian riding names are something
A map of the Ancaster–Dundas–Flamborough–Westdale riding in OntarioA wikipedia infobox map of the Prince George–Peace River–Northern Rockies riding in British Columbia A wikipedia infobox map of the Côte-du-sud–Rivière-du-Loup–Kataskomiq–Témiscouata riding in QuebecA wikipedia infobox map of the Beauharnois–Salaberry–Soulanges–Huntingdon riding in Quebec
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(insert indycar pun) @openwheel.racing · 05/08/2026
This is far too many engaments with a post designed to piss people off. Just ignore it.
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