Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I think the saddest thing I’ve felt about AI is how it’s so rapidly becoming an expectation in tech. The things I used to love about my field are being quickly and forcibly taken away, replaced by playing with a chatbot. I miss the work. 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Kinda interesting that rather than Google just switching stuff off or becoming outright malicious, they decided to force everyone to use AI search and start prioritising AI slop over real results. It’s like corporate weaponised incompetence, rather than physical abuse 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Sitting in my actual work office rn and there’s a shitload of Barq profiles within 0m… I think they’re in the walls 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Fuck Bec Walker, and fuck all her pissbaby Nazi friends www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...abc.net.auFresh video casts doubt on March for Australia NSN claimsA previously unreported video has emerged appearing to show a key March for Australia organiser coordinating with a Neo-Nazi at the first rally in Sydney in August, ABC NEWS Verify has found. 010
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Being in your 30s is taking your vyvanse and prep with monster as a chaser 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/09/2025“Our throuple spotted you across the bar and we like your vibe. Do you like Neutral Milk Hotel” 010
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I love seeing sports nutrition ads where the design and marketing seems to imply “this will either give you the energy to fight every recorded god or fucking kill you on the spot. no middle ground” 010
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Incredible that even with all the money pumped into the Victorian PT officer program, there’s nobody at all around to stop someone smoking in a carriage from Flinders to North Richmond 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Oh, a WHISK HOLDER Ok 😅😅😅😅 Not a penet- y’know never mind 010
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 13/08/2025If Melbourne introduced an express tram that just ran to Queen Vic Market, the rider numbers would be insane 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Wracked with dysphoria Deeply uncomfortable with continuing c*m storage process so I can start E Physical bodies are such ass 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Remember kids, no matter how hard you crash out, you will NEVER crash out harder than Hendrix/Pissed Off Lawyer 020
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/07/2025We do have a real lemon-stealing Badnik problem in the neighborhood 010
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Personally I’m still holding out for Brilliant Asses but a win’s a win 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Shame I have a flight to the US to catch this year because wow there’s a lot to post about lately 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Not super surprising Jagex of all companies are stuck in the nineties- that’s kind of the only stuff they know 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Say what you will about AI, but at least it’s given people with no skills a pretend job on LinkedIn. Prompt engineer? Just tell us you have a thesaurus at your desk and the closest you’ve come to a date was in a GSheet you asked a LLM to create 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 21/05/2025IDF, Israel “regrets inconvenience caused” by *firing in the direction of visiting diplomats* @noahsamsen.bsky.social www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...abc.net.auIsraeli forces open fire towards diplomats touring West BankA delegation of diplomats and officials from European, Asian and Arab countries were forced to run when Israeli forces opened fire in the city of Jenin. 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 21/05/2025What if it was possible to climb into your own butt for warmth Like _BWEE-oop!_ and you invert Idk something to think about 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Both, and I feel like the planet kinda smells weird too 130
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 10/05/2025and Genius is having some kind of civil war with multiple versions being uploaded and deleted 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I absolutely do not want to hear Kanye’s recent song (that new one with that title that can be shortened to the same letter twice), but am trying to find only the lyrics so I can actually get a grasp on how bad it’s gotten. Hoo boy Google’s search results are a battleground right now 100
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Think of The Lord’s Prayer now replace the word ‘Father’ with ‘farter’ …Just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/05/2025How about you gamete me for a drink sometime 😉 hahaha unless 👉👈 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Dust with the Roman numerals over here what the heckmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob wearing a top hat and glassesALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a top hat and glasses 010
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Jesus Christ what are these Twitter ads? This is just sad. 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Absolute destructionmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson sitting in a theater with the words give that man the $ 10,000ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson sitting in a theater with the words give that man the $ 10,000 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025From each according to his ability to each according to their needmedia.tenor.combugs bunny is wearing a hammer and sickle hat and holding a basketball in his hands .ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a hammer and sickle hat and holding a basketball in his hands . 010
Reposted by RileyCrystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Who could have possibly predicted that TERFS would immediately pivot from transmisogyny to overt racism? Oh, wait. It was trans women. Trans women said this is exactly what would happen. 211973636
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Does that say “lavish” lizards or “lusty” lizards, asking for a friend Actually never mind get out of the way, I’m buying a boat 190
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Remembering the article on OpenAI being hit with sizeable additional costs just from people saying “please” and “thank you” to chatGPT has me thinking about how many social media posts we make wishing each other a happy Earth Day 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This is cinemamedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the year 2023 visibleALT: a close up of a man 's face with the year 2023 visible 000
Reposted by RileyDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2025ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. 2807162
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Who’s spending money on Discord decorations? Skins in a game are one thing, but little add ons for your own avatar on a chat program baffles me 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I’ve been trying to kill this lily at our house for like two years. What is this fuckin thing, descended from agapanthus or something? 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 18/03/2025??? He already barely pays taxe- ohhhhmedia.tenor.coma cartoon tomato is sitting on a table with a sad face .Alt: they didnt mean taxation 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Are we meant to feel bad for the supposedly ultra-orthodox Jews signing up to join a genocide, @matthewdoran1.bsky.social ? Feel some kind of sympathy for the families facing “tension” because one family member’s blood thirst outweighs their desire to be with their children? Give your balls a tug.abc.net.auThe IDF conscription issue causing tensions in Israeli familiesFighting wars on multiple fronts has left Israel's military ranks severely depleted. However, moves to force members of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish community to serve are dividing the nation. 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Dunno who’s still paying inflated cinema prices these days when there are loads of multi-hour, episodic videos on YouTube trying to explain Kingdom Hearts lore 000
Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible. I chose… a SIDE SALAD 010