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Riley

@openlygator.bsky.social
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I code a little, I write a little, I disassociate a lot. It is what it is. any pronoun’s a good pronoun 👍

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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think the saddest thing I’ve felt about AI is how it’s so rapidly becoming an expectation in tech. The things I used to love about my field are being quickly and forcibly taken away, replaced by playing with a chatbot. I miss the work.
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kinda interesting that rather than Google just switching stuff off or becoming outright malicious, they decided to force everyone to use AI search and start prioritising AI slop over real results. It’s like corporate weaponised incompetence, rather than physical abuse
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sitting in my actual work office rn and there’s a shitload of Barq profiles within 0m… I think they’re in the walls
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Well shit, they got my ass
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fuck Bec Walker, and fuck all her pissbaby Nazi friends www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
abc.net.au
Fresh video casts doubt on March for Australia NSN claims
A previously unreported video has emerged appearing to show a key March for Australia organiser coordinating with a Neo-Nazi at the first rally in Sydney in August, ABC NEWS Verify has found.
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Being in your 30s is taking your vyvanse and prep with monster as a chaser
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
“Our throuple spotted you across the bar and we like your vibe. Do you like Neutral Milk Hotel”
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I love seeing sports nutrition ads where the design and marketing seems to imply “this will either give you the energy to fight every recorded god or fucking kill you on the spot. no middle ground”
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Incredible that even with all the money pumped into the Victorian PT officer program, there’s nobody at all around to stop someone smoking in a carriage from Flinders to North Richmond
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oh, a WHISK HOLDER Ok 😅😅😅😅 Not a penet- y’know never mind
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If Melbourne introduced an express tram that just ran to Queen Vic Market, the rider numbers would be insane
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Wracked with dysphoria Deeply uncomfortable with continuing c*m storage process so I can start E Physical bodies are such ass
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Remember kids, no matter how hard you crash out, you will NEVER crash out harder than Hendrix/Pissed Off Lawyer
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
We do have a real lemon-stealing Badnik problem in the neighborhood
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Oh, Fantastic fourskins in Monopoly Go too?
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Personally I’m still holding out for Brilliant Asses but a win’s a win
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Shame I have a flight to the US to catch this year because wow there’s a lot to post about lately
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Not super surprising Jagex of all companies are stuck in the nineties- that’s kind of the only stuff they know
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Say what you will about AI, but at least it’s given people with no skills a pretend job on LinkedIn. Prompt engineer? Just tell us you have a thesaurus at your desk and the closest you’ve come to a date was in a GSheet you asked a LLM to create
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
IDF, Israel “regrets inconvenience caused” by *firing in the direction of visiting diplomats* @noahsamsen.bsky.social www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
abc.net.au
Israeli forces open fire towards diplomats touring West Bank
A delegation of diplomats and officials from European, Asian and Arab countries were forced to run when Israeli forces opened fire in the city of Jenin.
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
What if it was possible to climb into your own butt for warmth Like _BWEE-oop!_ and you invert Idk something to think about
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
They died
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Did Matt Walsh write this
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
What was the orb?
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Both, and I feel like the planet kinda smells weird too
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
and Genius is having some kind of civil war with multiple versions being uploaded and deleted
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I absolutely do not want to hear Kanye’s recent song (that new one with that title that can be shortened to the same letter twice), but am trying to find only the lyrics so I can actually get a grasp on how bad it’s gotten. Hoo boy Google’s search results are a battleground right now
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Think of The Lord’s Prayer now replace the word ‘Father’ with ‘farter’ …Just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
How about you gamete me for a drink sometime 😉 hahaha unless 👉👈
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Dust with the Roman numerals over here what the heck
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a cartoon of spongebob wearing a top hat and glasses
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Jesus Christ what are these Twitter ads? This is just sad.
An advertisement on X.com showing one of Elon’s posts
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Absolute destruction
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a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson sitting in a theater with the words give that man the $ 10,000
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson sitting in a theater with the words give that man the $ 10,000
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
From each according to his ability to each according to their need
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bugs bunny is wearing a hammer and sickle hat and holding a basketball in his hands .
ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a hammer and sickle hat and holding a basketball in his hands .
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It didn’t work for Blizzard, I wouldn’t recommend it
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Who could have possibly predicted that TERFS would immediately pivot from transmisogyny to overt racism? Oh, wait. It was trans women. Trans women said this is exactly what would happen.
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Born with it, but it’s lacking in girt
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Does that say “lavish” lizards or “lusty” lizards, asking for a friend Actually never mind get out of the way, I’m buying a boat
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Carry a sink into the head office like a dickhead?
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Maybe to a casual but around here we COMMIT
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Remembering the article on OpenAI being hit with sizeable additional costs just from people saying “please” and “thank you” to chatGPT has me thinking about how many social media posts we make wishing each other a happy Earth Day
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is cinema
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a close up of a man 's face with the year 2023 visible
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the year 2023 visible
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Who’s spending money on Discord decorations? Skins in a game are one thing, but little add ons for your own avatar on a chat program baffles me
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Bazinga
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’ve been trying to kill this lily at our house for like two years. What is this fuckin thing, descended from agapanthus or something?
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
??? He already barely pays taxe- ohhhh
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a cartoon tomato is sitting on a table with a sad face .
Alt: they didnt mean taxation
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Cajun style
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Are we meant to feel bad for the supposedly ultra-orthodox Jews signing up to join a genocide, @matthewdoran1.bsky.social ? Feel some kind of sympathy for the families facing “tension” because one family member’s blood thirst outweighs their desire to be with their children? Give your balls a tug.
abc.net.au
The IDF conscription issue causing tensions in Israeli families
Fighting wars on multiple fronts has left Israel's military ranks severely depleted. However, moves to force members of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish community to serve are dividing the nation.
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Dunno who’s still paying inflated cinema prices these days when there are loads of multi-hour, episodic videos on YouTube trying to explain Kingdom Hearts lore
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Riley @openlygator.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible. I chose… a SIDE SALAD
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