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@oota.cyberfelony.com
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K-radicalized by the internet back in 199x. Used to do computer things, now an International Man of Leisure. "Running a con is a sucker's game" - me @HushCon.com (he/him) (wondering when that butlerian jihad gonna happen)

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 03/09/2026
Wearing a generic polo and a backpack rolling into my hotel bar with your bro at almost 8 pm. Yuck. (Guess I'm judgy tonight)
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 03/09/2026
Current status.
A mega dirty vodka martini
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no. RIP to a real one
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a young man in a sleeveless shirt sits in a cluttered room, saying "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." Second, a group of friends gather around a table, one explaining "Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history." Third, the same group listens as another person adds, "Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 03/08/2026
Shouts out and greetz to the suckers in the desert now. Imma stay home and chill in sane weather.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16/07/2026
@howcouldyoudothisto.me @int0x80.com 💖
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16/07/2026
@int0x80.com @howcouldyoudothisto.me hey guys, in Hot Takes, was the Vette you were drinking Moet in, Fett's Vette? Thanks! 🫶🫶🫶
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16/07/2026
@howcouldyoudothisto.me @int0x80.com hey guys, in Hot Takes, was the Vette you were drinking Moet in, Fett's Vette?
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16/07/2026
@int0x80.com @howcouldyoudothisto.me hey guys, in Hot Takes, was the Vette you were drinking Moet in, Fett's Vette?
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16/07/2026
Unacceptable
Weather in Hong Kong TST. 26C and 93% humidity
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12/07/2026
(Me in HK) Air Con is amazing. (Also me everywhere) Con Air is amazing
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Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
Alt: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 09/07/2026
Out here reppin The Bay while in HK, as one does.
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 07/06/2026
Their only crime was curiosity
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Hackers: Hack The Planet
ALT: Hackers: Hack The Planet
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 07/06/2026
This @hushcon.com NYC weekend I've had the distinguished honour of showing two separate people Hackers. Two separate times. What a magical first time!! HACK THE PLANET!!
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 06/06/2026
HACK THE PLANET!!!!
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 28/05/2026
Say hello to our mascot for HushCon New York this year. He's looking forward to seeing you all next week. Be there or be square.
Rat in a jacket standing next to a Commodore PET
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 21/03/2026
I think I need someone to explain to me what CTI does.
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 17/03/2026
If you were waiting until the last minute we have both good and bad news for you. This is the last minute! CFP for HushCon New York closes tonight @ 11:00 PM PT
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 07/03/2026
About to FAFO.
A carne asado super burrito wrapped in aluminum foil beside the order receipt from a restaurant in Brooklyn NY
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Richard Johnson @richinseattle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Spread the word! @phrack.org CFP with demoscene cracktro is live. Turn up the volume and enjoy the awesome stylings of @PiotrBania with some hopefully inspiring text from phrack staff :) phrack.org
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 07/03/2026
Hey you nerds. I'm in NYC early and drinking etc (cuz it's the least coast and I'm west side for life. Fight me.) and I wanna point out the @hushcon.com CFP is still open and yall should be dropping leet hax so you can present to some other smart nerds in June. Submit a talk. Submit. 🫶
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 06/03/2026
Dirty martinis have the electrolytes that plants crave.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 06/03/2026
When you can't see through it, that means quality.
A very dirty martini. It's opaque and has three olives placed above it.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 06/03/2026
There's nothing quite like being three cocktails in and wandering the streets of Manhattan to the sounds of Halcyon and on and on. I could do without the rain though.
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 05/03/2026
HushCon New York CFP closes on March 17th. Just under two weeks left to bring us your most elite hacks.
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 15/02/2026
Roses are red Violets are blue Poems are hard Submit a CFP or two
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 08/02/2026
I'm pretty sure the Seattle-based con is pro Seahawks...
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 04/02/2026
Creepiest thing I heard in person last week: "I'm allowed to know everyone's heart rate!" (because it can be derived from 'publicly' transmitted signals/body traits)
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 01/02/2026
Hello out there in internet land. Check your email. CFP and ticket sales for HushCon New York are open. Get your hackz in now!
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a man is looking at himself in a mirror with a can of cheerios on the table
ALT: a man is looking at himself in a mirror with a can of cheerios on the table
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 22/01/2026
Greetz to The Saint soundtrack.
Cover art for the soundtrack to 1997 Val Kilmer film The Saint.
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Noe V. @bigmex1up.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I will not be taking any questions. #fetchai
This is a parody of the meme from Mean Girls, where the character Regina who is wearing a Santa hat says stop trying to make "fetch" happen. Instead she is staying stop trying to make A.I. happen. It's not going to happen.
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 13/12/2025
Today. Again. We bet you'll hear some Hot Takes.
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a man wearing sunglasses holds a credit card and says " mmmmm "
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses holds a credit card and says " mmmmm tell me more "
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12/12/2025
It's important to know the right folks
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 18/11/2025
Nothing quite like taking BART to The Mission after 5 weeks in Japan. There is some contrast.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 17/11/2025
Every time I read something about Kash Patel I think "Fuck Wayne Gretzky" and that makes me sad.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 28/10/2025
Gotta love being geo-locked out from paying my renters insurance. The never ending struggles of an International Man of Leisure. Clearly I should just not have a home and travel non stop.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 25/10/2025
With all the tattoo chit chat going on, anyone else remember the infosec person with that as a handle? Kinda yikes in hindsight. Like up to 10 years ago, it's cool we were letting it slide back then... I'm glad we (I a bunch ) have become better since then.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 23/10/2025
This bar in Roppongi is playing Color Me Badd. Itym Colour me rad!
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 22/10/2025
WTF is going on back home?
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 20/10/2025
Halfway around the world. Still at a Blue Bottle. I think my temporary Tokyo neighbourhood may be too fancy.
Double espresso, small glass of soda water, and a chocolate chip cookie
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 15/10/2025
Arrived in Osaka. Side quest unlocked. Sake + Blur Curaçao cocktail with a takoyaki garnish.
Fancy cocktail with takoyaki garish on top
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 11/10/2025
It's Saturday afternoon. I'm in a fancy Tokyo hotel's bar. I'm tired AF. I'm finally sold on the mezcal Negroni. Also all the news seems to still be horrible, not a fan of that stuff.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 09/10/2025
We did it boys. Found the pool on the roof. #hacktheplanet
Picture of a Tokyo school with a swimming pool on the roof.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 08/10/2025
Solid advice. The camp you should go to is the one where I will tell you how to wear boots good though.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 07/10/2025
After being off work over a year I've learned one thing. Having "International Man of Leisure" as my LinkedIn role does not actually provide me with well matched appropriate gigs.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 02/10/2025
I'm here to remind you of the aesthetics we've lost. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAQ...
youtube.com
George Michael - Fastlove (Official Video)
YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 01/10/2025
AOL dial-up gets turned off permanently tonight at midnight. Our CFP is also closing down soon on October 1st, so it's a great time to use those free AOL internet hours to get those last minute submissions in while you still can.
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a screenshot of the america online website with a connected message
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 20/09/2025
Guess I'm being That Guy tonight
Me wearing a The Downward Spiral T-shirt and all black clothes.  And the sickest glasses you've ever seen.
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 19/09/2025
Chibo Matto playing in a hotel bar alert!! 🚨 Hell yeah vibes are maxed. Cc @mugwumpjones.bsky.social
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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 18/09/2025
Mezcal Negroni: yeah. It works. Being in LA, less pleasant.
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