joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Per previous reports, the creature has reemerged. Experts cite longer days, warmer temperatures, and attention-seeking behavior. 0330
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026…he emerged from his cave for a moment of sunshine. back to hibernation he retreated, satisfied. 0430
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 23/03/2025and on the seventh day, dad took a nap. 😴 #lazygaysunday 0240
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025sorry i’m late, i was doom scrolling watching that lady in chicago give dogs treats through her window 🐕 040
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 17/02/2025co-star: listen to a song that reminds you of who you are. me: hey siri, play father figure by george michael. 010
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025preloading my touchtunes with $30 to play abracadabra tonight back2back2back [& one celine - it’s all coming back to me now, 7 minute version] 020
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025there’s construction on the floor below my office and i’m 99% sure they are going to saw around me like a loony tunes episode. 👀🪚🕳️ 010
joshjoshjosh @oopsitsjosh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025my bluesky is inspired by the iconic 2013 amanda bynes tw*et where she “switched to lowercase font” thanku, amanda. 040
