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o||y @handle.invalid · 13/07/2023
pov: you forgot to water your kumquat tree before going in a week long trip during a heatwave, but you trimmed it back and now it is recovering
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o||y @handle.invalid · 01/05/2023
saw some cool tree blossoms recently
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o||y @handle.invalid · 15/04/2023
and desert
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o||y @handle.invalid · 15/04/2023
and a beer, ofc
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o||y @handle.invalid · 15/04/2023
scallion noodles for dinner
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o||y @handle.invalid · 15/04/2023
*remembers kubernetes jobs*
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o||y @handle.invalid · 14/04/2023
etc etc
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o||y @handle.invalid · 14/04/2023
> be me > advisor at credit suisse > take riskier and riskier bets in ZIR economy > beat market and peers EZ > IR rises > CS collapses, sold to UBS > ubsbros dunk on us, “credit suisse more like credit piss” > get stack ranked > way better 10yr avg returns > ubsbros fired > mfw i get kept on
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o||y @handle.invalid · 14/04/2023
imagine being an advisor at credit suisse who’s beaten your colleagues and peers in UBS by taking risky bets for the past 10 years, contributing to the collapse of CS, then UBS stack ranks you and its own staff during the merger and fires a bunch of it’s own because your 10 year average is better
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o||y @handle.invalid · 14/04/2023
“what do you mean”
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o||y @handle.invalid · 13/04/2023
@h.olly.systems “working from home” today
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o||y @handle.invalid · 13/04/2023
“we’re very excited about lambing season” wolves told CNBC in an exclusive interview last week
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o||y @handle.invalid · 13/04/2023
well this seems wildly predatory also explains why all my shorts just went negative (via cnbc)
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o||y @handle.invalid · 13/04/2023
for those unfamiliar
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o||y @handle.invalid · 13/04/2023
good morning bluesky
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
literally cheaper than any soft drink in the shop i love austria so much
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
gf, completely straight faced: “wow, look at the chemtrails”
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
this was more or less inevitable i think
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
can anyone truly own a blossoming flower? it belongs to the bees and the soil and the sky and i wish i had a yard, these are all in hanging planters on the side of my balcony, here’s the full pic
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
the seeds begin to sprout, two tiny leaves to drink the sun
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
spring brings with it the joy of growth
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
also managed to catch doge at the peak so thats fun
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
i remain broadly correct about deutsche bank and only very slightly sad i don’t gamble with real money, btw
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o||y @handle.invalid · 12/04/2023
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o||y @handle.invalid · 11/04/2023
“uwu noooo don’t make me extend it anon don’t make me i don’t want to do fun technical work with none of the usual social problems my work mainly consists don’t make me anon don’t please uwu”
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o||y @handle.invalid · 11/04/2023
i know at this point the FTX collapse is a dead horse but sheesh (quote from internal comms by SBF, commentary from matt levine)
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o||y @handle.invalid · 11/04/2023
checks out
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o||y @handle.invalid · 11/04/2023
been living without a stand mixer for the past 6 months and gf just snapped one up on sale from a local dealer LETS GO
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o||y @handle.invalid · 11/04/2023
anyway this is all to say if you all stop thinking to hard about it now it will stay solved thanks to my tireless efforts now lets talk about something else my kombucha is almost ready
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
you kids ever seen a lemon flower
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
shhhh! he’s digesting
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
went skiing easter sunday and they handed us these as we got on the lift austria built different, the french could never
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
every day of spring from my balcony is a gift
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
this is my hoard so far, excluding some ones that doxx me yes strcmp.link and deetsfor.me were for projects i never actually started
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
i see your duck and raise you: two ducks, plus bonus weird duck
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
none of them know i’m carving the valleys and shaping the mountains of a totally new cybermemetic landscape
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
deeply unsettling
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
met the “skiister” bunny yesterday too
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o||y @handle.invalid · 10/04/2023
good morning
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