my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026what are they covering instead? what are they c—….? 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026made it to Marv’s Dogs in tenleytown today for a coney island chili dog. marvsdogsdc.com 110
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026just a sketch. for notes, this would also need the speakers’ initials (& probably would omit steno & gallery, doors & seal, screen & flag) 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i’m not certain clanker has not been misinformed concerning whimsy. might have to keep workshopping, but for now these are fey gnus 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026these guys both said "both sides" a lot also that they knew about the event in time to have a robust plan and plenty officers on hand also that one unexpected behavior frustrated that robust plan and left them struggling to contain emergent situation 120
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026protip: if victim not already naked, deescalate by wetting victim's clothing first 100
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026breaking: fox ark of the covenant correspondent melts during broadcast 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026somehow you go on, thinking surely it couldn’t happen here, not on _our_ fox5 but it happens here on _our_ fox5 in the nation’s capital. and when it does happen, fox5 misspells batshit narcissist. 011
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026fifteen days after securing the gj indictment, usao-dc requested all relevant records 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026huh. maybe not a partisan question. interesting split. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p... 100
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026for my mishima bros for the rest of you: catch up on the homoerotic fascism trend! 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Headlines CRATER as influencers RUN OUT of SENSATIONAL VERBS!!! 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026gork: game of thrones but replacing joffrey with pee-wee herman 000
my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026just poppin in to declare, after you elbow your way through the sweltering crowds, the great american hamburger is a delight that makes my ancestors smile from heaven knowing their sacrifice was worth it—and what a value at $22! #HailZSOTH 010