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@oomph.bsky.social
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self-radicaliz'd panopticonoclast, circumeloquacious vituperator & gadfly in the ointment: agent of doubt

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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
new statue of rubico wearing great golden mantle of office unveiled at parliament under caption “who rule bartertown?”

it is a complex & layered allusion. do your research!
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
faceswap fail gigo probably
it is neither locutus of borg nor lolcowus of bore (& boor too)
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what are they covering instead? what are they c—….?
annikin padme meme blank. you know the drill. 
at risk of further redundancy: you… know… the drill?
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a day late & a cashapp short
cashapp brunhilde patel on noble steed, "see you kn valhalla"
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
items from giraffe series by dc artist ryan keymist
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
federal court, southern district of tx
But in this latest case in Texas, ICE also received permission to force-feed the Cuban hunger striker through a “percutaneous endoscopic gastrostomy” tube insertion. This is a surgery in which medical staff make an incision in a person’s abdomen, insert a tube that remains in place indefinitely until it is surgically removed again and pump liquid directly into the stomach. This procedure has not been previously identified in other force-feeding cases reviewed by the Guardian.

“The cruelty of the extreme tactics at ICE’s disposal to end lawful protest, including forcibly cutting into a protester’s body to insert a tube in their stomach, underscores the horrors happening outside our view in ICE detention centers,” said Savannah Kumar, a staff attorney at the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of Texas. “ICE’s brutal use of involuntary medical procedures on hunger strikers demonstrates how degrading conditions have gotten in these hidden places, which is often exactly what hunger strikers are protesting in the first place.”
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
counter w/ partial logosix pix, two ketchup, a mustard & bricks
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
made it to Marv’s Dogs in tenleytown today for a coney island chili dog. marvsdogsdc.com
marv’s dogs, tenleytown
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
just a sketch. for notes, this would also need the speakers’ initials (& probably would omit steno & gallery, doors & seal, screen & flag)
hearn hearing courtroom sketch
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i’m not certain clanker has not been misinformed concerning whimsy. might have to keep workshopping, but for now these are fey gnus
fey gnus, according to a clanker
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tim curry, dr. frank n furter, i'm going home
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sheriff gary out here protecting your butts
sheriff gary discussing his big bust in front of a sign that is clear about him protecting butts but less clear as to his name. i'm guessing bong. gary bong. sheriff gary bong.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
these guys both said "both sides" a lot also that they knew about the event in time to have a robust plan and plenty officers on hand also that one unexpected behavior frustrated that robust plan and left them struggling to contain emergent situation
minneapolis mayor and chief at riot press conference
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
photo of natalie harp from the 1930s, before she started regularly seeing the führer.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Consumers can identify affected eggs by checking for plant codes P-1950 or 0840962, Julian dates 157 through 184 and best-by or sell-by dates between July 20 and Aug. 17, 2026. The full list can be viewed per Midwest Poultry Services’ list.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tfg salutes north korean military officer, 2019
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
troubleshooting item 4: what to do if the g.l.o.v.e. will not stimulate
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
protip: if victim not already naked, deescalate by wetting victim's clothing first
g.l.o.v.e. suggested roe levels continues, level 2 slide from this delightful document https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uee38Qfyr46ZqjUPzRs_axR7ITv3jQtM/view
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
what is the need this tool fills?
eco, urfascism, pt.12 re urfascist heroes sublimating sexuality in play w/ weapons.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the municipal bureaucracy capable of causing
a bench with a no loitering sign
to be installed surely can
come to no good end.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ftfy
pirro’s press release crowing about safety while minimizing the crime fails to note the convicted dc metro hair toucher is a pardoned january 6 coupist; proposed insertion remedies.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
thumbnail for purported associated press livestream proclaiming "partial solar eclipse in the UK" with a picture of the annular ring of a total eclipse and the red "live" icon, beneath comment "i've just been arguing w/ the ap thumbnail."
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
local fox5 announcing conviction of wmata hair toucher bryan betancur who you may recall from having worn an ankle monitor to j6!
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
breaking: fox ark of the covenant correspondent melts during broadcast
do not gaze into the ark of the covenant
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
lo mf'n l
it is crazy that this members-only content is not more widely known!
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
conversely
flock camera
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
tie fighter made of flock camera w/ captioned pkd exegesis quotation “the black iron prison never ended”
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
somehow you go on, thinking surely it couldn’t happen here, not on _our_ fox5 but it happens here on _our_ fox5 in the nation’s capital. and when it does happen, fox5 misspells batshit narcissist.
the chyron on fox five spelled corringe and batshit narcissist wrong.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
fifteen days after securing the gj indictment, usao-dc requested all relevant records
On July 17, 2026. as a defense expert inspected the now-drained (sic) Reflecting Pool, United States Attorney Pirro and senior USAO-DC employees once again visited the site and this time immediately noted extensive damage throughout the now-drained (sic) pool. It was at that time that USAO-DC first became aware of the significant damage throughout the pool and accordingly requested all documents from DOI concerning the how (sic) the pool was lined and all records regarding the installation of the lining.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
nuns of the order speak their minds, in song
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
huh. maybe not a partisan question. interesting split. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
KAVANAUGH, J., delivered the opinion of the Court, in which ROBERTS,
C. J., and THOMAS, ALITO, SOTOMAYOR, KAGAN, and BARRETT, JJ., joined.
THOMAS, J., filed a concurring opinion. JACKSON, J., filed a dissenting
opinion, in which GORSUCH, J., joined.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
left without comment
a collection of flowers in graham's committee seat
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
color tile for burnt umber #8a3324 with proposed color tile for new hue burnt umbrage [#pending]
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
principles of jus in bello plus … punishment? … lined up to spell ethos on pic of poophands dewars
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
oh my
tornado, t’storm, heat, flood, aqi etc warnings
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ask your groktor
poophands’ patton pose w/ “ethosterone: get your warfighter up” slogan on flag
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
unclassified email worries presentation of the minorty view gives it "parody" to the community assessments proper.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
memoir offered by the sensitive novelist about how you can’t spell thinking without a low t, and overcoming ethos deficiencies
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
for my mishima bros for the rest of you: catch up on the homoerotic fascism trend!
memoir offered by the sensitive novelist about how you can’t spell thinking without a low t, and how to overcome ethos deficiencies
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
back under the rock asscraft
a boob who hates boobs: the man who hid law and justice.
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
uncle sam in fancy bar hefting highball glass containing a generous portion (a “quadruple”?) of an amber colored liquor with NO ICE with slogan “Rule of Law ~served neat~”
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tragic rockwell echo
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
redundant pun akbar
admiral akbar alarmed by white house draperiesadmiral akbar senses something awry among the gashes
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
guys guys guys i’m sorry
closeup shot of orange menace licking lips w/ inset of chud puppet with no agenda
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
admiral akbar is covering the covering at the white house
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Headlines CRATER as influencers RUN OUT of SENSATIONAL VERBS!!!
some familiar looking pseudonewsguy in a familiar meme about not having proper equipment with familiarly-styled sensational claim in familiar looking eyecatching hyperbole sans
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
gork: game of thrones but replacing joffrey with pee-wee herman
that time pee-wee made sansa look at her father’s head on the spike
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#InsurrectTheSunstroke #ForDaddy
flagperv w/ caption just this once patriots i pray for some cloud-seeding chemtrails!
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my own lyin’ eyes @oomph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
just poppin in to declare, after you elbow your way through the sweltering crowds, the great american hamburger is a delight that makes my ancestors smile from heaven knowing their sacrifice was worth it—and what a value at $22! #HailZSOTH
famous fyre festival fare superimposed upon real photo of enormous empty space between stupid uncooled empty pavilions made of plywood, laminate & tents with moronic columns, from today!
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