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@oog1eboog1e.bsky.social
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where's your podcast?
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This waste of human tissue should still be in prison.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No shit!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Prescient as ever. That was the first time my children saw me cry.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And Ukraine thanks them for their service!😉
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Most of the time you can't tell the difference, because the people doing the yammering got their inspiration from some form of computer.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She loses any more weight she's gonna fall through her own asshole and hang herself.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He doesn't actually like steak if he likes it well done with ketchup.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got it on pause right now... gonna watch as soon as I'm done with Bsky for a bit!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long before Putin sends plague-rats to Ukraine seeking asylum?
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Working part time at Duluth Trading to supplement my pension. Of course there's always hiccups along the the way that come with age, but well enough. Thank you for saying so.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Retired early as a union Laborer, took a hit on the pension, but I couldn't do it anymore after 23 years.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If such a dosage were possible, a paper cut would likely be lethal.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not "that guy", but I can't tell you (because I've lost count) how many times I've intervened in such situations, both minor and major because every woman in my life has been a victim at some point. I consider it my duty.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hehe... Dee Snider, of Twisted Sister fame, has been pumping this one up over on the bad site as well.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well said! That's hilarious!!!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saving money on push pins and red string... clever in this economy.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Glad I'm not the first one to think of this!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're doing it to cover the stench of his diaper.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm stuck with 2, even being very allergic.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Full credit to Robert Smigel, aka Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have seen this effect with pitch doing demolition on 100+ year old roofs. Over time it becomes much thicker at the bottom of the slope.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The diaper bag is insufficiently small... obviously a short trip.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kash says it's okay!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His neck now has front-butt instead of neckgina.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does anyone else find that people at the BRICS summit are stroking out a bit curious?
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Totally a great movie!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very fun couple episodes! Thanks for keeping the GGACP ball rolling in its new form!!!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So does Tim Scott, going ny the set of choppers he's got.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Makes a guy wish he had some of those glasses from Carpenter's "They Live"!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who clued you in to this fact? Deductive reasoning? Understanding of the alphabet? Seems like a mystery to me, better call Scoob!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dunno, a Warthog losing an entire wing seems fairly significant.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What is it you need?
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And Norm Macdonald... RIP both!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Is there anyone here who is not an asshole?"
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"This is SHARTA!!!" That's the spirit, Kegsbreath!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He's the only "celebrity" I've personally heard ask the poor sap serving him at an omelette bar "Don't you know who I am?" (the poor kid was in his teens). What a colossal yet tiny dick
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe it's muskrat.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brilliant!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Look you complete dolt Jeremy, if you can't tell she's wearing make-up, that's a YOU problem, and I have no doubt she was not trying to seduce you, of all people!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Borat approves this message!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hehe... buckle up. Totally worth the ride!!!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy 70th, Frank!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Send Miller there, and the other one too!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck YES!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hehe... she shoulda kept some baseball player's dick in her mouth.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The soundtrack alone would be worth it!
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dudes would be my guess.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My least favorite is that he still somewhat speaks.
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@vladtheimpala @oog1eboog1e.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why start now?
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