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‏shitpost machine 3000‏

@oof.bsky.social
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dog
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
i am the goat
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
right from birth
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I like deers
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
ai
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
when you sign up for work and actually have to work 😫
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
theres a wolf inside me
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
guys am I silly enough?
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
fresh air over here
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
would you try a pringles flavor called one million cheeseburgers?
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
mom please let me open my presents
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
every reboot
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
all ready for christmas
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
free advice in my dms
I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice meme
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
doggo
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
exclusive leaks (only on bluesky)
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
how do i get a job at bata
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
umm
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
what good do they even do
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
where can i buy this book
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
zoe
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spotify wrapped screenshot that says Most played this year: You lol 😭
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
whats wrong with south korean presidents
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1. Lee Seungman (1948-1960) - deposed 
2. Yoon Bosong (1960-1962) - overthrown. 
3. Park Chonhee (1962-1979) - assassinated. 
4. Choi Gyu Ha (1979-1980) - ousted by military coup. 
5. Jeong Doo-hwan (1981-1988) - sentenced to death after completing his presidential term. 
6. Roh Dae-woo (1988-1993) - sentenced to 22 years in prison after completing his presidential term. 
7. Kim Young-sam (1993-1998) - Sat in prison until his presidential term. As president, secured the conviction of his two predecessors. 
8. Kim Daejung (1998-2003) - Sat in prison and was sentenced to death before becoming president (later pardoned). Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. 
9. Roh Moohyun (2003-2008) - Impeached (overturned by the Constitutional Court). After the end of his presidential term, was investigated on corruption charges. He committed suicide 
10. Lee Myung-bak (2008-2013) - After the end of the presidential term, arrested and under arrest on corruption charges. 11. Park Geun-hye (2013-2016) - impeached. Arrested on corruption charges. 24 years in prison.
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
cat
photo of a cat in between tree branches
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
the og chill guy (me)
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
me fr
im in 6th grade and everyday is a struggle
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
pain
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
does your dress come in see-through
picture of see through (clear) consoles.
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
zuck finally downloaded the humour update into his system
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
x videos dot com
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
guys what happened here?!
Andrew tate's twitter profile with following bio: "5 x boosted 😷💉, Xe/Xim, Vice/BBC, BLM ✊🏿, Democrat, Vegan, Just Stop Oil, Climate change ⚠️! Biden 2024 🇺🇦 🌈"
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
the circus is in town
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I'm a cat
funny cat pic
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
he was thinking about zucks penis for 9 hours
Elon Musk being Elon musk
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
guys help me, i am suffering from no friends disease
2 invite codes text
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
apparently a "zip file" is called "postcode file" in windows 11
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
why didn't i know this existed earlier
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
i'm back
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
breaking bad
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
time to get pizza-cancelled on bluesky
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
innit bruv
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Arrgh! i have hijacked your feed
cat
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
my alarm is at fault here
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
but it was teamwork...
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
heck yea, who wants to see old buildings when you can see a cat
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
am i doing physics right?
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
apparently bacon has 78% fat and is too salty. that makes two of us bacon
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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
so much power
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