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Onyan

@onyanstuff.bsky.social
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31 He/Him I play games and run around like a headless chicken

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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Man, yeah, Americans get a free insult based on Canada's fires.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why is Discord the only thing I know that wants you to check accounts you blocked so readily?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Okay deadass, why are we so afraid of the word poser?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i need y'all to know the amount of times you know the more you use music to get through exhaustion (running), the weirder your taste becomes.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I feel like there's an alternative to Schrodinger's Douchebag with Schrodinger's Loser
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You can tell a lot of people are posers for God of War because Faye/Laufey has had set up for 2 fucking games.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Changed the tires on my mom's car today.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You ever just guess correctly at what's going to happen but not for the right reasons?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Talking about anime and The Boys at the same time made me realize Homelander is Light Yagami.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Holy shit they have Lego Island on browser. Wicked.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I feel like the average Pokemon fan knows more about Gen 1 than Genwunners. What filter questions do we got?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yo this bubble tea place only staffed one person on a holiday. Jesus that's awkward.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm gonna have to ask companies to stop getting security breached and force everyone to enter more shit for security cuz me parents are validly crashing out.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Feel like with everything about Mixtape that we forget that a lot of people that "championed" against Journalists turned out to be as flawed and biased if not even more. Dunkey and Crowbcat off the top of my head.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Male egos be so fragile I keep forgetting I should be careful when a size is "large" when it goes: Medium, Large, X-Large.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Waiting for my order of cards in the next 2 weeks. Also my 400 copies of faithless looting
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There's a lot of obnoxious staples from the LOTR set, but this by far was the most annoying for me was probably Lotho cuz as far as I know, he's barely interacted with actively in even the freaken books.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We don't even have Zetalpa. They don't even have Zetalpa...
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Feeling pretty cooked that there's a lotta playlists that are like "No AI!" because of the hideous amount of slop out there.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mother had to be reminded that it was mother's day so really, I got away with being a good boi via carrying rocks for like, 5 minutes.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Not a fan of this kind of response for Hantavirus cuz this matches with Ebola back then...
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's so embarrassing to still play Pokemon Unite but honestly a 10 minute MOBA where you beat the shit out of people with a Wigglytuff is peak entertainment.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You ever get surprised how fast you can pick up a delivery and they don't do something weird like "Oh, we have to ship it to you"?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I feel like there's some canon ships/relationships so bad it makes Charlie and The Waitress more compatible.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Invincible fandom seems like this rn.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I actually know quite a few boomers who've quit smoking. Is tobacco doing badly enough to do get sloppy with this?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It really took me this long that Mew's named like that because it's a cat.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"This card has been outdated and you should use this instead!" Counterpoint, I don't want to spend 10 bucks on removal.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
2 and I'm surprised how many of y'all sleep naked.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There is no actual straight man in a friend group. That role rotates depending on everyone else's deficiencies.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I really hate going into a movie and ending up crying. I mean I don't but eugh, noooo
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
is there more of a bot problem here now?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What if dragons just moved and attacked like birds?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I gotta post more thoughts on here because some thoughts I see on the instagram comments are psychotic.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What‘s an all-time favorite line in a movie? There's actually a lot but this is the most giffed one in the movie.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Looking at my expensive magic cards in a binder like I'm staring into hell itself.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not that I'm not interested but really fucking stupid Sony does that before a PC port?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So like, there's just THAT many photos of Trump and Epstein?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Coming to work Check the machines It's that no espresso.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Karaoke but the entire song list is being young forever and you're all 28+.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/04/2026
This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Not that I don't get the vibe of playing "human male" but it's wild how narrow and racist those guys are. Just armored knight with sword. Not a monk headbutting someone or a caveman screaming at a dinosaur with a big pointy stick. Just "muh conquests" I guess.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Watsonian explanation for Goku giving Cell a senzu bean was because he wanted the fight to be fair. The Doylist reasoning is so then people would not speculate if Gohan could beat Cell at full power, there, y'all happy? No ifs and buts, Cell loses to Gohan.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter! Going to the store. Anyone need anything?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see it, do it nickname: Onyan prns: he/him height: 5’8 sexuality: het smokes: no piercings: 0 tattoos: 0 fave color: Green fave drink alch: Citrus cocktail? Otherwise whiskey non-alch: Peach Green Tea fave food: Bun fave animal: wolverines Jeez do I look boring
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You know, Fujimoto is close to my age if not a bit younger so I kinda feel the burnout. That also being said I will beat the shit out of him next visit to Japan or Paris.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I genuinely haven't seen a sci fi movie this good in a long time. Go watch Project Hail Mary.
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Really hate tech bros setting up broken clocks as justification to do anything. I keep clicking on stupid shit AI shit by accident and it's probably telling them "HE'S USING IT! INVEST BILLIONS TO MAKE HIS FEED FULL OF SLOP!"
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Does it count being obsessed with Vampires if I watched the entirety of Twilight ironically?
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Onyan @onyanstuff.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I really hope anyone who saw my eyes water at the gym doesn't think I'm watching a weird weightlifting cuck video because it was actually a dog staying up waiting for his owner and he can barely keep his eyes open.
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