on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026i be bored af & my phone dry af so i bother my lil bro while he on the game. 016646
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026coach be giving me a ride home after practice & since him & pops go way back he tilt coach that i don’t have to come straight home. he smiled at that & ever since then coach been opening me up & flooding my shit cause pops like sloppy seconds. 011021
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026teaching my ☀️ how to drive with distractions on the road. 013535
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026moms never ask me why i’m always going to her gay brother house more than the other one. she knew how close we were but didn’t at the same time. i be trying to get that mf pregnant frfr. 011221
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026my unc & i got lit at his crib, bout 2 bottles & bout 4 blunts in. he’ll hey to lookin at me & say i remind him a lot of my pops back in the day. i asked wym & that mf said “you look like you got good dick. your pops had good dick nephew.” 014233
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026my homie known in the group to fuck anything walking. he hmu & asked to credit some bud from me & i told him he good if he let me know what that hole feel like. Mans told me i’m the last one out of the homies to smash. 07715
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026ik my unc gone see this with all these security cameras around. but idgaf & neither did cuzzo when we got back to his crib lit ad after the club. 09416
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026told my daughter bf that we ain’t ready for no grandkids. better bring that dick to me if you wanna get off frfr. 08718
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026when my sister bd & i started fuckin around, he was nervous af bout getting caught. but as many times as he done caught her cheating, he don’t be giving af no more. 08117
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026i asked my unc to come pick me up from work & he said you know i got you nephew. when i get outside, he in the backseat talkin bout he know i ain’t got no gas money but i can pay him the other way. i bout a 3.5 with the dub i had for him in my pocket. 🤷🏾♂️ 06515
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026ever since my son came out, our father & son dates look a little differently. i love him just the same though. 010023
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026anytime i get into a relationship, my step pops makes me send them this video. no explanation, no apology. he said they can get with the program of being second hand or they can kick rocks. 09922
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026my ☀️ thinks that when he get suspended, he just gone lounge around the house & not do shit all day. nah mf, idk what yo mama do over there, but over here you gone do something. come find me after you take that trash out, ungrateful mf. 06011
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026my ☀️ coach & i went to school together & we fw each other but got out of touch. so whenever i’m late on the payments for my son football shit, he’ll step in & pay for it. we meet up at the spot we used back in school for his payback. 09118
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026my girl stay leaving her fruity ass☀️ around me. since he wanna be a bitch so bad, i make him my bitch when she not around. 0528
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026my girl know i be needing her to take care of my morning wood but she be taking the early shifts so i just go find her lil bro cause ik he gone eat me up every time. 09222
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026when my mom leave me alone with her gay best friend, he be flirting with me & shit so this time i told him to chill before i sit on his face frfr. he didn’t stop. 09417
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026as a coach i encourage all my students to make good grades. & stay outta trouble. i got one now that had a hard life growing up, started in a gang & i spent a lot of one on one time with him. he’s now one of my best athletes & top students in his class. 015434
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026we knew mom was gonna take forever in the store so pops pulled down the road to another parking lot & told me to whip my meat out. 07311
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026my pops asked me to drive his homie to the crib cause he was too drunk. when we got there he asked me to help him to the kitchen table & told me to fire up that blunt he had on the counter. he told me to come puff on some else when i passed it to him. he was too fine to say no to. 07818
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026when i got ready to walk off from the family to go smoke, my favorite unc caught up with me. “nephew, what’s up? why you ain’t bring no girl?” “i’m gay unc, you know that.” “you right, you right. you gone let me hit that again?” “me or the blunt?” “both of em.” 07712
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026my neighbor ☀️ be home alone when he get home from football practice so he come over by my crib so i can lick him clean. 05711
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026my pops homie always ask me to ride to the store with him when him & pops run out of beer. pops don’t even ask why i always gotta go because he already know what’s going on. 06317
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026this what smoking in the house alone with your cousin look like 013428
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026my gay nephew always been into some kinky shit. i was coming in to piss while he was taking a bath when he asked if he could drink it. i told him if he gone make me nut too. 07921
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i knew what it was when my teacher made me his ta. i wear nothing but sweats & shorts fr so my shit always poking & he always lookin. this man been eating my shit since that very first day. 010120
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026my homie asked me to pick his son up from jail since he stuck at work. he sent me the money & i got him out. this mf gone ask me for some throat while i was driving him home. i was like wtf but he told me bout the first time he saw me eat his papi up on the deck. might as well taste the legacy. 06510
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026my lil cousin thick af & when i found out he let my homie smash, i had to hit that. 0446
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i love it when bae big cousin come to town. we always get lit & it always end up with us taking him home. 012942
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my son know i don’t like him drinkin & try to drive do i always told him to call me when he needs me. when i get there tho, ima need you to take care of this or dada. ain’t even gone remember it in the morning. 06914
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i hate when my girl & i go out, we talking freaky & her ass be out like a light before we even get home. after i carry her drunk ass to bed, i go tuck her son in like a good stepdad should. 016346
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my homie big bro red & so mf thick i knew i had to bag that mf. took no time when i started applying pressure, i just hope the homie don’t find out. 09425
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026ever since my pops caught me & my homie fuckin around when we were younger he always askin where my lil thick friend be at. don’t let him come over, we won’t be alone a whole 10 mins before he walkin in with his dick out. 07014
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my son always called me the goat frfr. his mom apparently never let his friends spend the night but i always did. now that they older, they don’t sleep over but still come through to show me love. 011634
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my big sis said i could move in with her & her ole man until i get back on my feet. she fucked up tho cause she work night shifts & that’s when her man take backshots. 08722
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026my sister got her bd to pick me up from practice, we smoked otw & was lit by the time we made it back. he said he needed that before he went upstairs so he could take a nap. they got a 2yr old & a newborn, why shouldn’t i help out? 010628
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026my homie & his baby mama be on some freak shit. i’ve recorded vids, took pics & literally been on facetime with her while i’m diggin her man out. she love tf out of it too they both do cause she do the same to him! i love it for them. 012336
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026there’s a reason why my big bro always called me his little big brother. he even calls me daddy sometimes 😏 012830
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026my unc give me anything i ask for & all he want in return is some dick, don’t care wya or wyd. i was hoopin 3v3 with some homies at the park when he pulled up & we slid a few blocks over. he even came to the mall & i handed my girl my card & went to pay him back for her shopping spree. 07218
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026got a new job & got trained by this fine olehead who been there for a min. he had one rolled up in the car so went out for lunch when he asked what i was doin tonight. told him nun & he said he surprised i ain’t got no nigga comin over with an ass like that. i just gave the man my number right then. 08621
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026most of my homies like to go out & find bitches to mack on throughout the night but i just be vibin fr. ik if i don’t leave with anybody, my freaky ass lil bro gon put in some work when i get back home. 010228
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026these white dads will do anything to get their boy on that field. i mean, i’m not gay but i’m not turning down a nut. 014639
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026he might not talk to ma dukes anymore but i still call him daddy 019158
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026unc wanted to show me some shit he learned in the pin 010625
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026when i turned 20, my pops text me & said he got 3 big booty bitches waitin at the crib for me. i didn’t expect to walk i. on him & two of his homies bent up. i still put i. work tho, didn’t want to waste the gift. 05512
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026“what up neph? i heard you eat my boy up last night. why not come get the real thing?” 011317
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026judge me all you want but i knew the first stop i was gone make out the pin was to my gay nephew house. that mf done got older & thick too…he knew just want to do when he saw me too. toot that ass up on the couch & let dada take care of you again. 08912
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026when pops leave me in charge, i like to make sure lil bro know who big dog in this mf. 09319
on his face 🔞 @onourdad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026my sister bd been sleeping on my couch for about a week now & i’m not gone cap, i see why she always let him come back. dick good af. 09117
