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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Right now you have strong opinions about something you won’t even think about in 6 months.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You shall like AI, again, after the rebrand.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
To Catch a Saltwater Crocodile with Chris Hansen airing weeknights at 7pm
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
just because it happened, doesn’t mean it’s news
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Am I the only one who thinks White Chocolate milk doesn’t taste like anything?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Is it John “Suckin' on a chili dog” Cougar Mellencamp or John Cougar “Suckin' on a chili dog” Mellencamp?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Mother's Milk’s pigeon
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I really hope I Love Boosters has a Street Sweeper Social Club song in the mix.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Richard Simmons and Marie Osmond Instaflex Advanced
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s interesting that you can hold a device with an unlimited amount of content about things you enjoy, yet some people only look for the content that upsets them.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yooo we grooving the edges today lonnies!!!
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
People from Stratford, NJ don’t know about Central Jersey, because no one is Central would talk to someone from Stratford.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
you write a haiku because you just felt like it now you post haiku
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Are there different sign language dialects?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
La compagnia aerea low cost Spirit Airlines
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We’re in the middle of a global warming and it’s still too cold to plant my cucumbers outside. 😵‍💫
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You’re scrolling so much you’re becoming one of those Reel Housewives.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Me & Fred Durst in 2000: Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on) Me in 2026: Keep scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin' (What?) Keep scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin' (Come on)
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When are you going to start posting about yourself?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Imagine being judged by a person wearing a powdered wig.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I sugar my coffee like salt.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Average people don’t appreciate how average they are.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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April 29, 1992 (Miami)
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Please help if you can.. I need updated consensus rankings on best overall types of carpal tunnel.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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How Soon Is Now?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If I go to a baseball game and a player hits a ball in my direction, I’m suing them for attempting to get me cancelled.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The roommate told me to go sit down because I said something stupid, but they can’t recall what I even said 😵‍💫
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Lately, everywhere I go, adults have been touching low hanging leaves.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Black Lagoon
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Pancake (feat. Ashnikko)
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There was a time parents told kids to log off the internet… now parents have burner accounts to troll their local Eckerds.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Give Me Life
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Do something you enjoy today, unless your hobby raises major legal concerns.. maybe try quilting instead.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Science is fascinating. Like how did Socrates discover the moon influences the shore’s peptides?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Driver's Seat
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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A Place for My Head
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A robot ran a half marathon this weekend. What did you do?
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Bubs red hats are still cool
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
LinkedIn puzzle exoneration dates are interesting
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
2026 Netflix decided chess is the subject of consumption, again.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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NOBODY KNOWS
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sports reporters shouldn’t be allowed to use “per sources” when posting about trade rumors, injuries, contract extensions, and other routine news. These aren’t government secrets that require anonymity. Name the source.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Life is like baseball: Every week is a 7 game series. You don’t need to sweep every time… just win 3 or 4 days a week an keep moving.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There are only two types of dehydration I’m okay with. I’m not a psychopath.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The nut is under the red tape.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Everyone’s been asking for The Fifth Element sequel
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
No D in refrigerator, but we go one in the word fridge… happy monday.
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sharks in the Bahamas right now pandora.app.link/mXKLBVGA51b
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Cocaine
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tool is gardening music
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onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are hamburger buns 2-ply?
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