onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Right now you have strong opinions about something you won’t even think about in 6 months. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 17/05/2026To Catch a Saltwater Crocodile with Chris Hansen airing weeknights at 7pm 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Am I the only one who thinks White Chocolate milk doesn’t taste like anything? 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Is it John “Suckin' on a chili dog” Cougar Mellencamp or John Cougar “Suckin' on a chili dog” Mellencamp? 010
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I really hope I Love Boosters has a Street Sweeper Social Club song in the mix. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Richard Simmons and Marie Osmond Instaflex Advanced 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It’s interesting that you can hold a device with an unlimited amount of content about things you enjoy, yet some people only look for the content that upsets them. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 08/05/2026People from Stratford, NJ don’t know about Central Jersey, because no one is Central would talk to someone from Stratford. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 07/05/2026you write a haiku because you just felt like it now you post haiku 010
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026We’re in the middle of a global warming and it’s still too cold to plant my cucumbers outside. 😵💫 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026You’re scrolling so much you’re becoming one of those Reel Housewives. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Me & Fred Durst in 2000: Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on) Me in 2026: Keep scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin' (What?) Keep scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin' (Come on) 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 01/05/2026When are you going to start posting about yourself? 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Imagine being judged by a person wearing a powdered wig. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Average people don’t appreciate how average they are. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026pandora.app.link/oXhYFPXHJ2bpandora.app.linkApril 29, 1992 (Miami)Listen to more music by Sublime on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Please help if you can.. I need updated consensus rankings on best overall types of carpal tunnel. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026pandora.app.link/JwPNqlIDJ2bpandora.app.linkHow Soon Is Now?Listen to more music by t.A.T.u. on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026If I go to a baseball game and a player hits a ball in my direction, I’m suing them for attempting to get me cancelled. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The roommate told me to go sit down because I said something stupid, but they can’t recall what I even said 😵💫 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Lately, everywhere I go, adults have been touching low hanging leaves. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026pandora.app.link/jhi5s5G1H2bpandora.app.linkBlack LagoonListen to more music by Still Corners on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026pandora.app.link/fk6VcEj0H2bpandora.app.linkPancake (feat. Ashnikko)Listen to more music by Jaded on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026There was a time parents told kids to log off the internet… now parents have burner accounts to troll their local Eckerds. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 27/04/2026pandora.app.link/uueZ3ghwG2bpandora.app.linkGive Me LifeListen to more music by Big Data on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Do something you enjoy today, unless your hobby raises major legal concerns.. maybe try quilting instead. 030
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Science is fascinating. Like how did Socrates discover the moon influences the shore’s peptides? 020
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026pandora.app.link/8eoq3oB3x2bpandora.app.linkDriver's SeatListen to more music by Sniff 'n' The Tears on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026pandora.app.link/EIbgj3V2x2bpandora.app.linkA Place for My HeadListen to more music by Linkin Park on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026A robot ran a half marathon this weekend. What did you do? 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 16/04/20262026 Netflix decided chess is the subject of consumption, again. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026pandora.app.link/i1DC6UaTm2bpandora.app.linkNOBODY KNOWSListen to more music by Killer Mike & Anthony Hamilton on Pandora 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Sports reporters shouldn’t be allowed to use “per sources” when posting about trade rumors, injuries, contract extensions, and other routine news. These aren’t government secrets that require anonymity. Name the source. 110
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Life is like baseball: Every week is a 7 game series. You don’t need to sweep every time… just win 3 or 4 days a week an keep moving. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 14/04/2026There are only two types of dehydration I’m okay with. I’m not a psychopath. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Everyone’s been asking for The Fifth Element sequel 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 06/04/2026No D in refrigerator, but we go one in the word fridge… happy monday. 000
onlysandro @onlysandro.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Sharks in the Bahamas right now pandora.app.link/mXKLBVGA51bpandora.app.linkCocaineListen to more music by Eric Clapton on Pandora 000