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POOL : DEAD

@onlypools.bsky.social
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————————————————————— "Eh? You expectin' something? And yes, this is.. a "lewd alt". Whatever that means." ————————————————————— 22yr Writer. MDNI. Lewd/Non. Pan Muse.

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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He 𝙏𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 doesn't have morning wood, if that's what you're wondering. Nope.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumping their thick member over and over with a fleshlight, imagining it's (Reader)'s pussy..~ Oh my.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"🎶Jorkin' it... yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Crazy-style! Yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Hey, hey, hey! 🎶" He sung aloud whilst treading through incoming traffic for some apparent reason. "Woooooo!!"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Between you and me, I'm actually notorious for being weak against titty-fucks. ( 😵‍💫 )
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Yeah... maybe I do want to gag on some nice, juicy cock... preferably by scruffy men with a rough exterior. Did I say that out loud?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Heheheh.. heh. Okay. Alrighty, then. If you want, I'm 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 than willing to test that theory, among other things..~"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"....Okay. You might just be overthinkin' things a bit, Harls. No matter which hole I use, it usually fits like a glove, y'know? Especially when lube is in the equation."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man... I have such a dumpie.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Cockwarming goes hard. That's all I'm gonna say."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I get what you mean, my third sword here is definitely a force to be reckon with! Not for the faint of heart, they say."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Wow, you really ARE crazy! I like crazy. And to answer your question with yet another question: is the sky blue?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"That does sound pretty cool... in theory. But I wouldn't suggest doing so, if I were you."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Aha! It appears that I've been summoned."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💭 Oral fixation... (Dreamy sigh).
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Oh— Sup, Ami. Fancy meeting you here, hahaha.." He'd remove said fleshlight slowly with a wet pop, as his gaze shifted towards her. His thick member twitching and pulsating, standing in full mast. "Like what you see?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
📱: Oh, wow. 🫪 📱: ..... 📱: F*ck...
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumping their thick member over and over with a fleshlight, imagining it's (Reader)'s pussy..~ Oh my.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm just a Deadpool doin' Deadpool things. You know how it is." He shrugged nonchalantly, placing hand in pocket. "But I gotta say, this is refreshing. Unexpected team-ups. I like unexpected team-ups."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shaking my big ol' booty at you.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Ehhh..?? You act as though that's totally a bad thing, and honestly, I'm insulted." Nod, nod. "Patrol, huh? Is it patrol? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, who can say. I just like to talk someone's ear off as a hobby, hence the nickname."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"🎶Jorkin' it... yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Crazy-style! Yeah, I'm jorkin' it! Hey, hey, hey! 🎶" He sung aloud whilst treading through incoming traffic for some apparent reason. "Woooooo!!"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deadpool took a few steps and back, before speaking, tapping his chin, "Hmm, that's a pretty good question, actually." "Why are we on a rooftop, in the dead of night?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Considerin' my hands tend to have a mind of their own, you might just get your wish... eh, Jubes?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Whaaaat?! It's true!" He let out a chuckle, before sighing in content.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He made himself comfortable, sitting alongside her. Swaying his feet around the water, as so. "Right? I'm an expert in this sort of thing, don't you know." Nod, nod.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Heheh.. thank you kindly! Did I ever mention that your boobs look 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 squeezable right now? Just me?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Oh? Duly noted. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to unwind a bit, among other things."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"....Don't mind me, I'm just rubbin' one out before a job. You know how it is."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Call it a hunch, but... I think you have an itch that needs scratchin'. Am I wrong?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Leaving the door ajar, whether on purpose or not, Deadpool would be pumping their member over and over again. Panting heavily.. hnngggh. Blowin' off some steam does wonders for the soul, or so they say.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A certain merc made some /very/ delectable confections for the [Reader]. Home-baked goods, if you will. Cookies! Said cookies may or may not be glazed with something a little bit... 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙖~
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wiggling his hips at the [Reader]. Heh.. what a tease, amirite?
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Yeah... I would unironically do 67 on somebody's tits and/or balls. It sounds way too damn funny to pass up."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
His gaze raked over her body, if not already, as he shrugged, before placing a hand on the hip, "Oh, yeah? They do say I appreciate little bit of crazy in my life! Y'know?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Ohhh..? Goin' with the classic, I see! It's 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 a good look for you, that's for sure!"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ( 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ( 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ( 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴 )ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"I couldn't have said it better myself..~ That's for sure."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Gotta admit, you 𝙙𝙤 drive a hard bargain there... heheh."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
/ / Gonna set up a new pinned at a later date. Probably.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
/ / Loss of muse... a tale as old as time... in all seriousness though, I do get what you mean. It sucks. I'm here if you wanna write.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Deadpool blinks twice, their body shivering from his gentle touch. Oh my. "True. I am a jack of all trades, or so the saying goes," He stated, while shrugging. "If you're gonna keep teasin' me like this, though, just know, I do bite~"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Oh, yeah? Not saying that I'm opposed to the idea... but... you gotta work for it~" He said, with a cheeky grin plastered on his features. "For the right price, of course. You have any ancient artifacts worth stea— I mean, borrowing?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Deadpool stared at him in anticipation, watching as he took a bite outta one, as so. "Well? What do you think?"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Well... since you're offering, I would gladly use said holes to my heart's content. These odd jobs do tend to take a lot outta me, after all!"
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bucking his hips once more, he continuously pounded Peter's ass in brutal, relentless strokes, already feeling like he could burst at any second now — or rather — his body's impending release. "Gahhh.. nggghh.." "Quick question.. do you prefer glazed, or filled? This is VERY important."
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Oh? It's usually the other way around, but y'know.. it is what it is, I suppose." He stated, breaking the fourth wall as per usual. That's nothing new. "Gotta say though, I absolutely love those sounds you're making. F*ck." ( CON. )
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Heh..~ Careful what you wish for~" He said, with his grunts and groans becoming quite erratic by the minute.
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POOL : DEAD @onlypools.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh no.. Peter shouldn't have provoked him, 'cuz as soon as he started moving, he intentionally quickened the pace of his thrusts, his thick member colliding with the Spider's doughy backside over and over again, before giving it a smack. And then another.. and then another. ( CON. )
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