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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 6h

Y’all, I’m barely ready for Halloween.

The Unimpressed Man meme guy stands hands-on-hips in a store aisle packed with Christmas trees and decorations. The text above says “me: I'm going to the store to get a few Halloween decorations
me at the store:”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 17h

Good morning, skeeters. You all can address me today as Potatoius.

Meme Text reads, “Your Roman name is the last thing you ate with -ius added at the end.” A blushing, smiling cartoon Roman soldier reacts before a group of marching legionaries.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Praise be

Above the image the meme says, “I’ll never talk to you again”
“Introverts:”
A man hooded in chain mail with a relieved look;m says, “A blessing from the Lord!”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Good morning, skeeters! Never forget you’re fine as hell.

A cartoon where two people stand at “self check-out” stations that are actually large mirrors, while a woman with a shopping basket watches them. Meme by
TOMMY SIEGEL

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Goodest of mornings to you all and happy Caturday.

On a dark gray background in white text the meme reads “Girls be like "I needed this" and it's just a full day of bed rotting with their cat.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. You deserve everything.

A sunlit park with tall evergreen trees beneath a pink-and-blue sky; a white banner reads, “If a bagel can have everything, so can I.” Meme by Unknown.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. I haven’t done a Sunday meme poking fun of organized religion in a while.

Four-panel comic: a simple drawing of a shorter person in a red shirt asks “what does “BC” stand for?” The taller person in blue says and “Before Christ”. Red shirt asks “And AD?” Blue shirt replies “After dat.” Meme by TWONKS

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters! RESISTANCE COMES IN MANY FORMS

Pastel quote graphic: “The constant bullshittery of it all cannot touch my relentless joy & whimsy. I will find joy and silliness every day. That is my resistance.” Meme by @THRIVEWITHKIRA

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters 🤘

Playful cartoon skeleton in a red plaid beanie hat holds a takeaway coffee, with bats and sparkles; text reads “all the fall things…or whatever Blink 182 said.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. I’ve been in NYC so I’d like to return with a pun about it.

On a black background in white text the meme says “New York is the opposite of Minnesota because New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters! I felt the correct age and maturity for about three years there.

A coastal landscape at sunset is the backdrop of the meme that says “Someone explain the neurodivergent experience of feeling like I was mentally older than my peers as a child and now feel mentally younger now as an adult.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gross

Satirical meme shows a stunned skeleton in a green bamboo chair, with text saying “Mitch McConnell showing up for his first day at work after disappearing for 3 months.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hi, Skeeters. Just livin’ the dream over here.

On a white background in black text the meme says “Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of answering 100 emails a day, juggling three authenticator apps, putting out fires between grown adults, getting
professionally gaslit, and still ending every message with, "Please let me know if you need anything else."

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hello, skeeters! I have a proposal…

Orange “Spirit Halloween” banner with spooky cartoon figures hangs in a wood-paneled doorway beside Senator Mitch McConnell’s office sign.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

All rise

A yellow rubber ducky dressers as an old fashioned lawyer with a red bill, white molded hair, glossy black body, and yellow tail on a white background.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LET 👏 WOMEN 👏 BE 👏 WHIMSICAL 👏

KTLA 5 News post says “A California woman was apprehended for filling a public fountain with thousands of rubber ducks and glitter, claiming to be the "Duck Queen" and demanding tribute.” Her portrait below shows her in a duck crown and glitter makeup.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters and Happiest of Caturdays to all who celebrate. I’m inspired.

On a dark gray background in white text the meme says “The way cats slap things that they don't understand is just so inspiring.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. SHIT from a BUTT And I couldn’t care less what you would have looked like if you were zapped back to the 80s.

Colorful magnetic letters on a white fridge spell “YOUR AI FLYER LOOKS LIKE SHIT FROM A BUTT,” with loose letters scattered below.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I miss when the Grim Reaper was nailing it.

Black-and-white Venn diagram: left circle says “Making fun of Charlie Kirk,” right says “Charlie Kirk,” and overlap says “Never gets old,” humorously.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters.

Black-and-white stick-figure meme: the figure standing in the doorway wearing a hat, smoking, and holding a drink asks, “Are ya okay, son?” A figure lays on the floor listening to a Walkman with headphones on replies, “None have been arrested yet.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters! Is today that day?

On a dark gray background in white text the meme says “ONE DAY YOU'LL BE AT WORK IN YOUR 40S AND UNDERSTAND WHY BRITNEY SHAVED HER HEAD AND ATTACKED SOMEONE WITH AN UMBRELLA.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When she sees her asshole ex:

A screenshot of my weather gauge app, showing 78° and “Probably Dry,” with precipitation chance dropping rapidly, cloudy skies, and minimal rain forecast over 36 hours.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Let’s crinkle this week.

On a background of a beach/shoreline at sunset the meme says in white text: "I don't feel like crushing it today. Maybe l'll just crinkle it."

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Goodnight, skeeters. Goodnight, snack-eaters. Goodnight, my favorite scrolling screen-readers.

On a pale purple background is an image of the full moon, a handful of fluffy flours obscuring it. Over the moon is also written “Good night moon.
Good night cow jumping over the moon.
Good night shit piled high in the corner of the room.”
Meme by katiehalterman

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters! Everyone ready for the week? LFG

A spoof cover image of a Clifford the Big Res dog book: Clifford is destroying a Flock camera while Emily and a friend cheer him on. The book title says “Clifford Crushes a Flock Camera
Government Sucks”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And I’ll still only bowl a 70

An shitty image of a horse rearing up and playing a saxophone. A red barn and trees are behind it. The meme says “Nobody:
Bowling alley screen when you get a strike:”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters! I shenan’ed once very early in life. Therefore, I shall spend my remaining years shenaniganing.

An anthropomorphic yellow lemon runs towards the left, holding an orange and white striped traffic cone on its head. The caption reads “ZERO DAYS Since my last nonsense.” Meme by Tinyfreaksunit

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good Meowning, skeeters. Happiest of Caturdays.

On a dark gray background in white text the meme says “Why do we not pronounce the
"meow" in homeowner?”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Just a few things left and I will be UNSTOPPABLE.

On a white background in black text the meme says “Once I fix my hormones,
start my anti-inflammatory diet,
get my body back, sleep more, achieve 10k steps a day, heal from
two decades of chronic burnout, and make peace with my inner child...
Y'all better watch out.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters! I hope your day is a nice balance of work and play.

An image of silver dangly earrings, featuring a traditional yellow bubble level on each.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Cheers to coffee.

Vintage black-and-white image shows a mother and daughter by a picket fence; the girl asks “What does coffee taste like, Mother?”, and mother replies, “Like you no longer want to cut a bitch, dear.” Meme by SammichesPsychMeds.com

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Good morning, skeeters!

On a background of wispy clouds reflecting the colors of a setting sun, the meme says in white letters “stop stressing you silly little bitch why would you stress when you've got a nice ass, an aura that turns heads, and a universe obsessed with you?”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters! August is yellow. Discuss.

On a black background in white text the meme says “Question for my neurodivergent people:
What color is 8?
What color is August?”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Be sure you have clean undies and then go put your feet up.

On a white background in black text it says “Good morning, Sunday. Today is your reminder that it’s ok to recharge. The dishes can wait, the laundry will still be there, and the world won’t end if you spend a little time taking care of yourself.” Meme by Thug Wife Mom Life

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. I cannot bed rot today but I sure hope you can.

On a dark gray background in white text the meme reads “Girls be like "I needed this" and it's just a full day of bed rotting with their cat.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Late night thoughts

The photo on the left is of a russet potato cut into the shape of a sofa with two pillows. The image on the left is of another russet potato cut into the shape of a sectional sofa with pillows and an ottoman. Both sit on a black granite countertop with a potted cactus in the background. The meme the says “are you a couch potato or a sectional potato?”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Good morning skeeters. It’s ain’t even Halloween yet and already I’m dressed up as the love of your life.

A plastic bag containing a Halloween costume of a black full body suite. The description says it’s the Chipotle fork. Adult sized.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters! TIL anxiety is a super power.

On a ombré pink and purple background in white text the meme says “If Doctor Strange sees 14,000 possible scenarios, he's a superhero. But if I do it, I'm just anxious.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. I blame Jolene. Tits at half mast 🫡

A still shot from the Simpsons of the image of Dolly Parton large in the sky. Homer sits on the hood of his purple car looking up at her. The meme caption says “Rest in Peace, Dolly Parton.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. School is back in session.

On a very dark gray background it says “10 yo me: When will I ever use long division in real life?
40 yo me: *opens daughter's backpack*
Oh you son of a bitch”
Meme byThe UnSouthen Belle

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. We’re all going on an involuntary diet.

On a black background in white text the meme reads “So the bad news is groceries are really expensive. The good news is apparently none of them are safe to eat anyway.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday. No you may not choose which happens when.

An organ cat stares into your soul. The caption says “My two jobs:
1. Calm my humans when they are stressed
2. Stress my humans when they are calm
Meme by tito. yoonha

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. What even was this week. Why even. How even.

A triple Venn diagram: the outer circles say “What”, “the”, “fuck”, respectively, in pink, yellow, and blue, respectively.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID

A chihuahua standing in a field, trampolines behind them, dressed in a pink sweater, has a leash on her that says “NO MEN.” The meme caption says “she said what she said”.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Let’s all do our best today.

Book cover for “Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, Bedtime Stories for Trying Times, a Parody.” The boarder is all grassy green. In the middle are frog and toad walking together, one holding a to-go coffee cup and one holding a phone in a selfie stick.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters.

Portrait of a young man beside bar height table filled with candles. Over the image is a tweet by Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz
“i heard someone say "you should treat the janitor with the same respect you treat the ceo" and, it's like, the problem with that is it would require me to treat the janitor with way less respect than i currently do”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Today I am outwardly towards the left and inwardly on the far right side of a bog troll.

A meme that reads “girlhood is a spectrum,” with an arrow between a smiling woman im a white button down holding red roses and a dark, monstrous figure with a glowing belly holding a stick staff.

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters and happiest of Caturdays to you and yours.

A black and white photo of two cats on either side of an empty ladder looking down from a roof. The meme caption says “YOU WERE RIGHT...
People don't land on their feet....”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. If you need me, I’ll be in my nest. Alone.

An image of a wizard in gray robes and pointy hat entering an arched, stone doorway with two steps leading into a glowing interior. In the distance is another castle-looking building, positioned on a mountain in front of a backdrop of a starry night sky. The meme caption says “returning to my hole after one single errand.”

OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Good morning, skeeters. Good morning, Jimothy.

A photo of Jimothy, the raccoon with short spine syndrome, crouching in grass at the base of a tree. The meme says “You know who isn’t in the Epstein files? Jimothy.”