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Maeko

@onlymaekos.com
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@MaekoHavenbrook from twatter He/Him 38 If you're under the age of 18, please don't interact with me. In a relationship but can be naughty with other guys

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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 22/09/2026
Listening to 180 BPM music while just browsing the web is kinda stress inducing lmao
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 20/09/2026
River Ward from Cyberpunk 2077. An absolute unit of a man.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 20/09/2026
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 26/07/2026
Interact with meeeeee. I need dopamiiiiine
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 26/07/2026
How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 26/07/2026
People who say a "rock made them cry" about Project Hail Mary need their shit rocked. HE'S A GODDAMNED ERIDIAN.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 25/07/2026
Loaded taco Doritos are bad. It's like someone chewed up a taco and spat it in your mouth.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 25/07/2026
Anyway. Butts.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 25/07/2026
Instacart needs to make men take a bunch of evaluations before they're allowed to become shoppers. Eye test, cognition assessment, etc. Someone should do a survey on the number of mishandled orders due to men.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 20/07/2026
I need some m/m book recommendations. Ones where the intimacy is minimal are preferred.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 19/07/2026
I just stopped myself from spending $38 on doordash. Please give me validation.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 13/07/2026
Ugh. Why is youtube recommending a gen z person explaining AIM to me. I WAS THERE, YOU WEREN'T. oldmanyellsatcloud.jpg
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 05/06/2026
Can bluesky stop showing me shit from 24+ hours ago????
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 05/06/2026
Did you hear about the guitarist who passed out on stage? He must have rocked himself to sleep.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 22/05/2026
I'm looking at urn bracelets for my cats ashes. I want to keep him close to me if I can. This SUCKS.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 20/05/2026
I woke up to my cat passed away today. Fun stuff. May have hyperventilated cause I was crying so hard.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 20/05/2026
Fuck is anyone even seeing my posts anymore? I think bsky is treating me like facebook and twatter. Stop interacting with it and your shit gets thrown into the void.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 20/05/2026
Live, laugh, toaster bath
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 16/05/2026
I'm about to reinstall windows for like the fifth time in 2 years and I fuggin hate it.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 12/05/2026
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love be the C.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 12/05/2026
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there."
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 11/05/2026
Unpopular opinion maybe but people who vape are more obnoxious than smokers.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 10/05/2026
Fart
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 15/02/2026
One of life's little pleasures is a fresh pair of socks. Makes me feel good.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 10/02/2026
Companies training their datasets off of the hard work of other people (ie, stealing) makes all your cutesy shit tainted. You're not making money off the thing on your social media but you are benefiting off someone else's work.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 10/02/2026
Fuck AI slop. Fuck data centers ruining the planet. Fuck people who don't think this is an issue because you think you have a right to art. Fuck people who blow off real concerns because "it's not that big of a deal". FUCK YOU.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 19/01/2026
Relationships come and go but spankbank memories last until Alzheimers.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 17/01/2026
Are you even A.D.H.D if you don't have 300 tabs open on your phone's browser?
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 14/01/2026
Learn how to have a fucking conversation before messaging me anywhere. Jesus Christ.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 14/01/2026
Fog of War on video game maps is objectively a stupid idea and no one can change my mind on that.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 08/01/2026
I don't think it's a big ask for people to wash their goddamned hands before touching communal food.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 01/12/2025
Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year!
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 01/12/2025
Remember when we could walk away from the internet?
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 01/12/2025
I log on once every 3 months, post corny shit then disappear into the ether. Muwhahaha
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 01/12/2025
What do you call a french twink? A faguette.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 31/10/2025
So is like, helmet kink a thing? Cause all these reels of dudes in helmets I've been watching are making me feel some kind of way.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 30/10/2025
No Man's Sky Corvette I designed
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 30/10/2025
It's not the goddamned internets responsibility to watch your fucking kids.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 08/10/2025
Sonic 2 Chemical Plant Zone music didn't have to slap this hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcJ...
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Sonic 2 Music: Chemical Plant Zone [extended]
YouTube video by sonicKAI
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 02/10/2025
Final version of the 3D printed cake topper for my sister.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 22/09/2025
WIP of the 3D printed cake topper I'm working on for my sister's wedding
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 16/09/2025
Hands up if you have more than 200 tabs open on your phones browser.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 31/08/2025
Anyway. Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream soda fucks so hard. I drink the zero sugar version.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 31/08/2025
I've been staying off here cause I can't witness our country being destroyed in real time. Makes me wanna eat a bullet. I know I'm privileged in that way and I'm sorry. I would like to survive my own suicidal ideations though.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 31/08/2025
Has anyone missed me lol
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 23/03/2025
@ The Bear Community credit to @theoatmeal.bsky.social
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 14/03/2025
I just got a 32" curved 2k monitor to replace my shitty 720p tv. This is my second curved display. I fell in love with them when I bought a Samsung one last year. Unfortunately the colors were blown and I had to return it.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 28/02/2025
I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlO...
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I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again
YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl - Topic
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 24/02/2025
I just bought an old PDA running windows mobile 2003. I wasn't going to get it but then the seller offered a slight discount and capital one refunded my security deposit. It's like the universe was telling me to get it.
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Maeko @onlymaekos.com · 22/02/2025
Gender? I don't even know her!
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