Reposted by LJLJ @onlyljo.uk · 25/08/2026wanna see me playing with my hole? unlockt.me/v/f34cc66894 🤤unlockt.meUnlockt - Sell your filesSend locked files & charge to unlock them. 031
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 25/08/2026wanna see me playing with my hole? unlockt.me/v/f34cc66894 🤤unlockt.meUnlockt - Sell your filesSend locked files & charge to unlock them. 031
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LJ @onlyljo.uk · 18/08/2026good morning sorry I've been quiet on here I got a new phone and I just couldn't be arsed finding my password 🤣🤣🤣 3882
Reposted by LJLJ @onlyljo.uk · 24/06/2026trying X again, if anyone fancies following me there too x.com/onlyLJO 051
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 24/06/2026trying X again, if anyone fancies following me there too x.com/onlyLJO 051
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 24/06/2026WhatsApp updated and now I can basically only see 4 messages without scrolling 😭 what’s with all this wasted space 080
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 20/06/2026businesses need to quit with the gpt ads, they look identical every time 😬 040
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 20/06/2026not bsky showing me two unread inboxes but not actually giving me the messages 😬 how do I get rid of this 150
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 03/06/2026made a milkshake and god damn did that shit get drank in 5.4 seconds 🫦 2120
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 27/05/2026where is best for day drinks tomorrow on canal street? im going for food but i wanna land early and get fucked up 🥰 350
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 22/05/2026Today would be a great day for everyone to ride their bikes on the road wouldnt it just No fuck off 🤣 Ive painstakingly driven 101 miles total today and ive been held up at every bloody corner or bend 030
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 22/05/2026how does anyone eat cereal without getting milk down ya chin pisses me right off 1100
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 17/05/2026yesterday we had a 22 yo guy at mine and he said to me "talking to you is like talking to my dad" and i found out his mum was 2 years older than my ex 😬 im officially an elder wth 4230
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 14/05/2026my husband turns the vacuum cleaner off by just pulling the plug out the wallstatic.klipy.comPolite Cat's Tight SmileALT: Polite Cat's Tight Smile 4180
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 13/05/2026so between the hailstone and then blue skies im supposed to bring a coat, brolly and a t shirt? right ok ill stay at home 3140
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 13/05/2026i always check the washing machines foreskin after every wash - who knows what i may have left in my pockets 0110
Reposted by LJLJ @onlyljo.uk · 15/11/2024St Ives Apricot scrub is the reason why everyone born between 1990 and 1995 still look 24 😭 062
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 12/05/2026like i know nobody is watching the reels i send but like what if they miss the funniest thing ive just seen right now 060
LJ @onlyljo.uk · 12/05/2026renting a van today so that i can continue to work (when did i become an adult like that) 290
