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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16h
Yeah well the car I'm developing can deploy oil slicks and smoke screens
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16h
Infatuated by these gibbons’ reaction to shredded paper
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 22h
This guy was in front of me in the line for iced coffee this morning
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 22h
Today's Halloween earrings for work are happy lil jack-o-lanterns
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 22h
It may be rainy, but the trees are vibrant and beautiful today.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
Human does weird stuff like paint pictures of us and hang them on the wall
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
I don't want to watch this game anymore, but I can't disturb the cats
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
It's been several years since I had a kitten. When do they, you know. Stop.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
Sorry I told you my life story when you asked me what time it was
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
I ate a ice cream sandwich so fast I think I gave myself brain freeze
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
They should make a slice of cheesecake that still tastes good after the fifth bite.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
Should more small Brooklyn businesses get into feuds with celebrities?
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
i say we reform the court but everybody gets their own justice
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 16/10/2026
They call it house of leaves because some of you should do that of the house
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
It was an oversight, but we weren't respecting the "logged-out visibility" flag that you can set on your profile. Going forward, posts' accounts are checked for this flag before reposting. As always, you can block the bot to opt out.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
security light turned on in the backyard and it was a possum
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
I wonder if birds have as interesting a life as I think they do.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
The twins' first autumn and they don't understand what the leaves are doing
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
I wonder if there's still time to get fang veneers before Halloween.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
Summoned my crow on the dog walk again today. This brings me great joy.
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onlyhaik.us @onlyhaik.us · 15/10/2026
ever since i was awake i've always wanted to go back to sleep
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