Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DC men have gotten 50% hotter in the last month I swear to god 2220
Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026so *that's* what mom means when she says she's going to shuck an oyster 051
Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wait, are we talking about sleep? Why didn’t you say so 020
Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gay republicans. Make it make sense. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. 0160
Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a sad, sad day when you’re all outta fridge cigarettes. 0120
Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Publically announcing your breakup on social media is wild to me. 1160
Only Dans @onlydans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I often think about if our parents felt the same way and faced the same stresses and just did a really good job of hiding it - or if life is just so much harder now. 030