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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And... shut the F**K UP!
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly. The Veep writers would have been forced to write Jonah as President, only for the producers to realize that wasn't crazy enough. At that point, all the writers quit for their own mental health concerns.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mmm… really? Definition of Socialism: "Socialism is an economic and political system where the government controls the major means of DISTRIBUTION and exchange of goods rather than private individuals." Thinking maybe Trump and his MAGA morons are ignoramuses. Just saying.... Wierd - right?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ummm… really? Definition of Socialism: "Socialism is an economic and political system where the government controls the major means of DISTRIBUTION and exchange of goods rather than private individuals." Thinking maybe Trump and his MAGA morons are ignoramuses. Just saying.... Wierd - right?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, maybe... the price of eggs has come down like $ 0.75 - $1.00 for a dozen since the Biden Administration. Of course, there are those issues during the Trump Idiocaracy with gas, diesel, cars, fertilizer, food (all - except eggs), rent, mortgage rates, etc. etc. etc. But who needs to quibble?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The "cult" is the little people who vote for MAGA. The Paxton ex is part of the MAGA support team, where they have firsthand personal insight into what an absolute lying, scheming, fraudulent grifter piece of shit the MAGA likes of Paxton is in reality; she remains on board to get her own beak wet.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
English translation that reflects reality and is not based on the delusional Trump Universe: "I'll take $5,000 of Trump make-believe over democracy. It's the only choice my limited intellect can accept. Vote as STUPID as possible!"
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking we need special recognition of the Schmitt public fiasco that was the Jack Smith Senate Hearing. The 11-day "Scaramucci" caught on after that flameout. How about a "Schmitt-dump" to commemorate Senator Schmitt's 11 hours being touted as part of a presidential ticket?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exactly. The complicity of MSM, like the NYT, intentionally wordsmithing the Trump Idiocracy for 10 years, will not be forgotten. The WORD is CORRUPTION.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exactly. So, just for clarity, to avoid any repeat of national public humiliation for ALL MAGA morons in Congress like Senator Schmitt "the bed" of Kansas: The game involves MEN'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL being played by the "HAWKEYES" in "IOWA CITY" in the state of "IOWA."
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait... wut? Seriously, Mr. Secretary of Clueless Hegseth, "no fatties, no beardos, and no weirdos???" Your whole macho schtick of stupid has totally jumped the shark.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a "wonderful senior" with a Medicare Plan B, just confirming that Trump thinks he can BRIBE me for my vote with $100? Not his $100, but from taxes collected from my fellow tax-paying, working-class Americans. That is what he is offering - right? Well...F^^K OFF, Trump. Voting BLUE no matter who!
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a "wonderful senior" with a Medicare Plan B, just confirming that Trump thinks he can BRIBE me for my vote with $100? Not his $100, but from taxes collected from my fellow tax-paying, working-class Americans. That is what he is offering - right? Well...F^^K OFF, Trump. Voting BLUE no matter who!
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep, I am sure the "soldiers" in both the Russian/Ukraine and Iran wars that are in some command center operating the DRONES are laughing their (fat) asses off, thinking Bring it on, you American MORON.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh boy, Donny is such a big boy and can go up the stairs. Now if we can just get him out of the DIAPERS....
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You might think die-hard GOP so-called "conservatives" would recognize when you are lamenting the LOSS of YOUR "white nationalist base" (meaning wannabe NAZIS); your party has jumped the shark. Ya think...?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Graduated at 23 (ASU). Truth be told, I majored in drinking/intramural sports/chasing pretty girls(ASU), generally having fun and getting by scholastically (B- average). At 39, I reread all the classics in Poli Sci/Literature/Philosophy. Best experience ever when you're mature enough to enjoy it.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Senator Schmitt's staff meeting preparing for the Senate hearing of Jack Smith: Senator Schmitt: "Unvetted? Oh, bless your hearts. We are MAGA Republicans; we don't base our conspiracy theories on facts supported by evidence. We just need the 30-second sound bite for Fox News tonight."
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, on a good note, at least Trump has approved that we can continue to spell "dumb" with a "b." We should all be so grateful to our "stable genius."
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The photo Google images provides for the search results: 1) "Ohhh shit!" 2) "WTF???" 3) "Oh, hell no!" 4) "Ahhh... excuse me. I need to go to... (anywhere that comes to mind)."
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WTH? Does Trump think Hispanics... what... bounce? Where did that come from?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WTH? Does Trump think Hispanics... what... bounce? Where did that come from?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me guess, Melania will come back to the WH to hold a press conference announcing her NEW anti-drug campaign: Melania at podium: " I am proud to announce my campaign against drug use. I call it: JUST SAY NO." Trump and MAGA cheer loudly. America eye-rolls, thinking: "What a bunch of MORONS!"
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow. So, with only 5 weeks before the midterms and ALL the polls indicating a GOP wipeout, Trump will hobnob with N. Korea's Kim Jong Un's best American buddy, Dennis Rodman. An NBA player from yesteryear who RETIRED 26 years ago. Yeah, that ought to drive a couple of dozen voters to the polls.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly. BTW, what happened to that 2018 "massive caravan" heading to our southern border? Fox (so-called) News covered that story 24/7 for 2 months. However, when November 2018 came, somehow thousands of people just disappeared off the planet because they didn't get to the US border? Weird - right?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow. Having been VERY critical of the abandonment of the "rule of law" and fundamental integrity demonstrated by this GOP majority (6-3) Roberts Supreme Court, it is actually a pleasant and unexpected surprise that Alito stepped up for once and did the right thing.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exactly. First, Trump doesn't come close to answering the question actually asked. Second, the non-responsive answer given by Trump is delusional make-believe narcissism. Third, the guy asking doesn't do the follow-up; everyone hearing this dribble is thinking: "WTF are you talking about???"
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, an absolute "dangerous" situation for the GOP if elected politicians actually fulfilled campaign promises that benefit their constituents and not the millionaire/billionaire donors' agenda of grift.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was such an overt HIT PIECE to undermine a DEM leading the GOP Senate candidate, it was blatantly obvious and therefore a "nothingburger."
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, LePage is in full support of Trump's abhorrent and illegal immigration policies as long as they do NOT affect people he personally approves of being in the US. It's been decades since my college civics courses, but I remember this is NOT how the "rule of law" and the U.S. Constitution work.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't question why Melania somehow disappeared from the video, given a chance - of course. It's more about how she disappeared.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Melania in the background - thought bubble: "I told my agent no more of this shit unless this asshole agrees to pay double my fee. This is the last time!!"
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The classic Orwellian mantra practiced by the GOP: "Don't be crazy. Who are you going to believe, Senator Collins' assurances or documented evidence (checks, emails - sworn testimony - corresponding congressional actions) viewed with your lying eyes and evaluated with your minimal intellect?"
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It will be very amusing (frustrating) to witness in January, after Democrats have taken control of the House, how every elected GOP Congressperson will have suddenly developed TAS: TRUMP AMNESIA SYNDROME and is repeatedly quoted by MSM: "Trump who? Said what? Really? Of course not, that's stupid."
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, LePage is in full support of Trump's abhorrent and illegal immigration policies as long as they do NOT affect people he personally approves of being in the US. It's been decades since my college civics courses, but I remember this is NOT how the "rule of law" and the U.S. Constitution work.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Add Arizona to your list. The attack ad makes the same fabricated claims against Amish Shah, who, in recent polls, leads and would flip a GOP seat.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think we are one week away; Trump MAGA folks will be falling back on a more classic analogy: "Let them eat cake." History is NOT a MAGA strong suit.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is as if Trump has lost that mysterious power of persuasion, even with the MAGA moron crazies. Wondering if there is any of the old Trump MAGA moron faithful who still support him. The polls still claim there is 30% out there? Where? Who? Why (was always a question)? Just asking.....
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course, because the first thing you do in planning your counter-terrorism strategy is to tell the terrorists exactly where the snipers will be located. More of that Trump "very stable genius" thinking.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weird? You would think the "good friend" paying the tab for this very celebration event (among others) would have garnered front-row recognition. Come on, for $700K, that had to merit at least second-row recognition. Weird... right?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wouldn't the plan be to warn the ICE agents NOT to do something STUPID and fall for a honeytrap sting? Just saying.... Oh, bless my heart. I am talking about Patel and Trump's brown-shirt goons. My bad.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I filled up my tank in Phoenix yesterday at the QT station with the lowest price in our neighborhood. $4.78 / gallon up from Janury of $2.95 / gallon = 62% increase.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This economic absurdity is on par with Trump claim: "I have lowered pharmaceutical prices by 600%!!!"
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No one will ever convince me Trump actually passed a single exam when allegedly attending Wharton. His father bought Trump's grades to graduate - PERIOD.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sooo... according to Trump's creative economic calculations, based on his buddy Musk's $94.83 billion in Tesla sales last year, if Americans completely STOPS buying Tesla, America will save at least $94.83 billion next year. That sounds like a plan to me. Umm... I don't think it works like that.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wankada will go first.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What I don't get about so-called MSM is their lack of asking the most basic and fundamental questions when it comes to Trump and/or his sycophantic administration - WHY? Why does Trump have to have HIS name on the Kennedy Center? There is no historical precedent to justify Trump's narcissism. WHY?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously, this is real. A US Senate public hearing: the senior U.S. Senator from Louisiana and the FBI Director are discussing whether a history of engaging in "bestiality" is acceptable when interviewing prospective FBI Special Agents. Kind of puts a whole new perspective on "Special." Ugh.
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This may be weird (well, it is full stop), but is there a parallel here that the perpetrator PERSON engaging in the "bestiality" is being depicted by Patel as the victim and not the creature being assaulted? A perplexing consideration and certainly WEIRD - right? How in the hell did we get here?
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onlinedetective.bsky.social @onlinedetective.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I, like most Americans, have ears and a brain. Trump declared at his ME ME ME "Convention" that he would issue a $5,000 "dividend" check to EVERY American citizen IF Republicans control both the House/Senate. That is what I heard and understood. What did Senator Crapo NOT hear and NOT understand?
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