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@onioncereal.bsky.social
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erstwhile forklift operator

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 3h
those little campari tomatoes are pretty good for when you just want to scarf a couple tomatoes
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 4h
I think they got rescued between the end of the show and a reunion special
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
glum
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
isn't 'sticky' just standard tech nerd speak, like 'priors'
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
reminds me of that classic urban legend about people writing into the network begging them to rescue the cast of gilligans island
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
its like a potato sandwich, never had one but I remember it from the wikipedia 'list of sandwiches' article
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
awesome logo
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ok I thought this was a guidebook but I looked it up and its a menu from a restaurant called adventure, that makes more sense
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
spotted at the swap meet a while ago. I don't know if this would qualify as an adventure nowadays
Guidebook for the Newburyport Turnpike, US Route 1, Saugus, Massachusetts titled "Adventure: eating in your car"
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my old coworkers used to do this on fridays, before holidays etc like "hey why don't you take the next two days off on me" and it hit every time
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thanks but I don't know if its something that needs to be discussed. ultimately I just need to get over it and for a normal person it would have probably only taken a few weeks but for me it's going to take a lot longer
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how did I not know about this
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
feels like I'm basically just self harming at this point, while managing to avoid the worse ways of doing it
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
caterpillar roommate left frass on the couch again 🤦
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can tell that a skunk has passed through the area recently and left a little spritz
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"great value" brand can of pickled beets
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mf is named webster clay ball
facebook post by the ball watch company which opens with 

"October 6, 1847
Webster Clay Ball was born on a farm in"
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gripped by night sadness aka "the usual"
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
was it in a way that could be edifying or did you stunt on them
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still have mixed feelings about not finishing just to have the piece of paper. but I think I would have probably still ended up roughly where I am now so it's hard to get too broken up about it
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fishing wasn't very good today but I caught another bonito 👍
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
going to start saying I quit grad school because I knew the AI math stuff was going to happen 12 years later
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this one always trips me up
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he should have mainly gone to cheers, two birds with one stone
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
palpating all the muscles and tendons in my neck and getting a little weirded out
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there's a leafhopper in my room. jog on mate, no leaves in here
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SoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kings of the kelp. Western gulls. 🪶
Western gulls on a pile of kelp
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
socialized more this year than I have in a while but now there are various barriers to being able to spend time with any of those people again. I guess I know what the solution is and what I will do instead so 🤷
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
last night I saw a guy waiting at an intersection and heard the beep from him hitting the walk signal, then a few seconds later I saw a large raccoon crossing the street & the guy was gone. possible shapeshifter situation
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ready for anything
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just throw them back, I might bring some home to grill if they continue to show up
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he was one of my first twitter mutuals & I gave him money because I thought that whole thing was just him couch surfing because he was broke. not a large amount but lol
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seeing someone else online with the same store brand products in their kitchen is like wow our entire lives must be basically exactly the same
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤨
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finally caught some pacific bonito, best day of fishing in years
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
reading about this other famous eating guy from monsieur mangetout's see also section, every paragraph has something that makes you go "wow. okay" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
en.wikipedia.org
Tarrare - Wikipedia
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
downloaded merlin like a month ago and this whole time I've been thinking the icon was a long necked bird flying toward the left
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if monsieur mangetout did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him...
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh wow do they turn into varnish or something
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what's it made with? the baking part makes me think it's just because it wouldn't work the same way in a recipe and they don't want to get a bunch of people complaining that it ruined their cake or whatever
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chub mackerel follow thrown bait as readily and bite quite as greedily as Atlantic mackerel do. Their breeding habits have not been studied.[citation needed]
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there have been some orcas spotted locally lfg
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
once the clocks change I'm like, welp
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
need
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥹
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
while I was fishing today someone flew over in an autogyro "now there's something you don't see every day"
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thinking about something all the time should fix it
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