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Theo

@onetricksyboy.bsky.social
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He/They | M.A. English | Neurodiverse

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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Whelp, the laptop that carried me through most of college, grad school, and every major relationship I’ve ever had…. Has officially kicked the bucket in extraordinary fashion.
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a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a wooden coffin with flowers on it .
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a wooden coffin with flowers on it .
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
For some reason, I did not post my Christmas Yule Log from last year. I was very proud of it, though!
A Yule Log cake sitting on a white plate and dusted with powdered sugar. The thin chocolate sheet cake has been filled, rolled into a log shape, cut to include branches, iced on the outside to resemble tree bark, and then sprinkled with sugar to look like snow.
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If you’ve been thinking of reorganizing your room (or you’re moving into a new space), I can’t recommend making a paper model enough
A to-scale model of a bedroom made with grey paper, a light yellow grid, and black outlines for the walls, doors, and windows. Every grid square represents 10 square inches. On top, there are scale versions of each piece of furniture made of white paper and pencil sketches to differentiate them. 

This first image is the existing, very cramped layout of the room. This second image is a new, much less cluttered version of the room. Two pieces of furniture have been taken out and moved to another room.
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The question Google thought I was asking vs. the question I was actually asking (I know I’m sad right now, but I’m not THAT sad)
An unfinished Google search for “Will people be sad if…” suggests “Will people be sad when I die?” Then, the finished Google search, reading “Will people be sad if I pick Jojamart?” 

This is in reference to the video game, Stardew Valley, in which the player can choose to either buy a membership to a large corporate grocery store chain (Jojamart) or fix up the local community center and drive them out of town. 

Please note: I have already completed the community center in another playthrough, but I was afraid that choosing Jojamart in my second run would upset the other people in town.
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I keep doing this thing where I get into an artist riiiight before they hit the mainstream, but not long enough to be like… a real day-one fan? I am a lot of musicians’ “day-three fan” Lol
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Today I’d like to apologize…. To all the folks who used to drink the raspberry iced tea at restaurants. It was good, but they never served a sweet version so 4-year-old Theo wasn’t interested. (Yes, I am repressing my feelings! How could you tell?)
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Lovely brunch at Arturo’s Underground Cafe in Austin. I cannot recommend them enough ❤️
My partner and I’s brunch spread: They got the Ultimo grilled sandwich, I got the Mad Scramble, and we shared a half order of their Caribbean Toast.
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Boyfriend accidentally ran his dehumidifier continuously all evening. I just got to breathe 30% humidity air in Texas, and it actually felt like being out of state again. *Wild, man*
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
As of today, I have officially played all of the Dishonored games and DLCs…. I have many many thoughts Lol
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
I dyed my hair, tried hot pot with my partner for the first time, finally got a gym membership, and unknowingly picked up a signed first-edition copy of Heroes of Olympus: The Lost Hero at a thrift store for $3 It’s been a good birthday ☺️
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
I got a mullet ya’ll 💅🏻
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
It is possible that being a little autistic has confused my concept of what “going for a run” means. Every run I’ve ever taken has been me full-tilt sprinting for 30 seconds and then walking while I catch my breath. Apparently that is not how going for a run works….. The more you know!
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Theo @onetricksyboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I appear to have unintentionally started a small collection of beginner tattoo artists who I intend to get tattoos from once they’re a little more experienced. And they’re all non-binary. If I had two nickles…. Lol
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