Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 22hA truck driver. 😂 Still time for it to be my mid-life crisis gig. 011
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love me some goat meat, but the smell can overpower everything so easily. 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm very envious. 😂 Especially having used up my days already. 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have some coworkers who use their vacay time by taking 1 day off every week for like 3 months, instead of the standard whole week(s) off. I'm not sure if this is genius or madness. 😂 🤔 100
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Damn, trying to buy something in these stores is a pita. Everything locked up and waiting forever for no one to show up. 😡 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Man, bagels are overrated. Or I need to eat them more to acclimate my jaw. 😂 000
Reposted by OnesimusArif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026I check my voter registration once a quarter. Probably because i couldn't vote for so long (felon.) Here is your periodic reminder that "felons can't ever vote" is untrue in the majority of states. If you are a felon and want to vote, check your state laws. Outside of KY/IA restoration is possible. 5191132
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gonna do a rest week from the gym. Increasing my walking in the meantime, shooting for 10k steps daily. 🚶🏾♀️ 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comPrince Akeem Says HALT! in Coming To AmericaAlt: Prince Akeem Says HALT! in Coming To America 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This #SNL dude tucker carlson's impression is crazy good. 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gym felt goooood today. 💪🏾 And weather this nice, might go for a walk later. 001
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You'll say anything they want you to say when you've got 50000 volts attached to your bollocks. 😂 😂 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#NW The Gentlemen. How could they fucking do that to Eddie?? Man's absolutely lost it now. 001
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Avocados were 3.99 for a 7-pack at costco. That's all I'm eating for the next two weeks. If half of them don't turn to rotten rocks. 😂 020
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had to stop sleeping with a smart watch for my sanity. Damn, I know I sleep poorly, but you don't gotta rub it in my face every damn morning. 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These TV seasons are too damn short. 6 episodes then gotta wait like 1-2 yrs for next season?? 😡 No wonder audiences drop off. 020
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feels like a pizza and beer all day kinda day. 🍕 🍻 Just throw out all of the week's gym progress. 😂 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I like that baldy full beard look. Can't have it though cos my beard patchy af. 😭 000
Reposted by OnesimusNyambura Kamau @nyamburakamau.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026I didn’t start Bloom Health Space because I wanted to build an app; I built it because my computational oncology research kept showing me patient care gaps I couldn’t ignore. From idea to early product, Bloom is here to help people navigate cancer care. Try Bloom🌸 bloomhealth.space #Blackskybloomhealth.spaceBloom — Your Cancer CompanionYour personalised cancer companion — diet, symptoms, reminders and support. 011
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hmm, should have skipped that meal right before the gym. 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Feeling stagnant at my job. Have thought of looking for something else, but current being fully remote and 4 day week is hard to give up. Golden handcuff situation is real. 😩 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Been meaning to donate blood but haven't gotten around to it. Will do this week. 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Shoulda gone to the gym yesterday. Today is perfect stay indoors do nothing weather. Gym gotta be gymed. 111
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If bigfoot/sasquatch exists, is he(?) like a thousand and one years old, or is there a whole village of em out in a woods somewhere?static.klipy.comPhilip Fry: Hmm Curious ExpressionAlt: Philip Fry: Hmm Curious Expression 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Now why the fuck does the bank app have ads in it?? Already given you all my money.static.klipy.comPingu MadAlt: Gif of a mad Pingu. 040
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Earn up to $500 when you open an account... *must deposit a million bucks to qualify. I'm about ready to fight them. 🤬 110
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's called crack of dawn cos it's ass being up this early. 020
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Been really slacking on my reading of late. Need to pick up the pace if I'm gonna beat this yrs reading challenge. #booksky 081
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A rum cocktail for the evening, or just chill? Decisions, decisions. 210
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Afraid of finishing a show I've really been enjoying, so I keep putting off the last episodes. Only to completely forget and never finish it at all. 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That salesperson shoulda at least asked our budget and not started us on the good good stuff. 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Went mattress shopping today. 1st one we tried was clearly the best, nothing close. Only to find out it was more than 7k. 😢 Now i know what I'm missing. 😩 101
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apple has some really good shows. I should try Dark Matter, haven't watched it. 110
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Shoulders feel so much better when I sleep on my back. But can't sleep on my back for long at all. 😩 ION, I'm awake. Barely 3 hrs of sleep. 😭 000
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That was a banger of a final episode #Silo. Can't wait for next and final season. 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#Silostatic.klipy.comBamboozled Astonished Meme ReactionAlt: Bamboozled Astonished Meme Reaction 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026They should add 3 Mikes in that ad. Jordan, Tyson and B. Jordan. 010
Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I love summer. Heat and bugs and all. There's just a sorta laid back vibe to it that makes it special. 000