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@onesih.bsky.social
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Books 📚. Vidya Games 👾. Cycling, hiking or in the gym getting strong. 💪🏾 Very amateur photog. 😊 Lost in my stories. 🇰🇪 🇺🇸

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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 22h
A truck driver. 😂 Still time for it to be my mid-life crisis gig.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love me some goat meat, but the smell can overpower everything so easily.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm very envious. 😂 Especially having used up my days already.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have some coworkers who use their vacay time by taking 1 day off every week for like 3 months, instead of the standard whole week(s) off. I'm not sure if this is genius or madness. 😂 🤔
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn, trying to buy something in these stores is a pita. Everything locked up and waiting forever for no one to show up. 😡
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, bagels are overrated. Or I need to eat them more to acclimate my jaw. 😂
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I check my voter registration once a quarter. Probably because i couldn't vote for so long (felon.) Here is your periodic reminder that "felons can't ever vote" is untrue in the majority of states. If you are a felon and want to vote, check your state laws. Outside of KY/IA restoration is possible.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3rd cup of coffee for the day or take a nap??
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna do a rest week from the gym. Increasing my walking in the meantime, shooting for 10k steps daily. 🚶🏾‍♀️
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Prince Akeem Says HALT! in Coming To America
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This #SNL dude tucker carlson's impression is crazy good.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gym felt goooood today. 💪🏾 And weather this nice, might go for a walk later.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the avocado gods smile upon you... 🥑😁
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You'll say anything they want you to say when you've got 50000 volts attached to your bollocks. 😂 😂
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NW The Gentlemen. How could they fucking do that to Eddie?? Man's absolutely lost it now.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Avocados were 3.99 for a 7-pack at costco. That's all I'm eating for the next two weeks. If half of them don't turn to rotten rocks. 😂
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to stop sleeping with a smart watch for my sanity. Damn, I know I sleep poorly, but you don't gotta rub it in my face every damn morning.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These TV seasons are too damn short. 6 episodes then gotta wait like 1-2 yrs for next season?? 😡 No wonder audiences drop off.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like a pizza and beer all day kinda day. 🍕 🍻 Just throw out all of the week's gym progress. 😂
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like that baldy full beard look. Can't have it though cos my beard patchy af. 😭
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Nyambura Kamau @nyamburakamau.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmm, should have skipped that meal right before the gym.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeling stagnant at my job. Have thought of looking for something else, but current being fully remote and 4 day week is hard to give up. Golden handcuff situation is real. 😩
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#NW Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! 🤣🤣 Good waste of the day.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made it.
Pair of dumbells.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been meaning to donate blood but haven't gotten around to it. Will do this week.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shoulda gone to the gym yesterday. Today is perfect stay indoors do nothing weather. Gym gotta be gymed.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If bigfoot/sasquatch exists, is he(?) like a thousand and one years old, or is there a whole village of em out in a woods somewhere?
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Philip Fry: Hmm Curious Expression
Alt: Philip Fry: Hmm Curious Expression
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to get back into #NoMansSky. Lots of new stuff.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now why the fuck does the bank app have ads in it?? Already given you all my money.
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Pingu Mad
Alt: Gif of a mad Pingu.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Earn up to $500 when you open an account... *must deposit a million bucks to qualify. I'm about ready to fight them. 🤬
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's called crack of dawn cos it's ass being up this early.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been really slacking on my reading of late. Need to pick up the pace if I'm gonna beat this yrs reading challenge. #booksky
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A rum cocktail for the evening, or just chill? Decisions, decisions.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Afraid of finishing a show I've really been enjoying, so I keep putting off the last episodes. Only to completely forget and never finish it at all.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That salesperson shoulda at least asked our budget and not started us on the good good stuff.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went mattress shopping today. 1st one we tried was clearly the best, nothing close. Only to find out it was more than 7k. 😢 Now i know what I'm missing. 😩
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In September? How is it in Jan? Damn.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple has some really good shows. I should try Dark Matter, haven't watched it.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm trying intermittent fasting but I'm hungryyy. 😩
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shoulders feel so much better when I sleep on my back. But can't sleep on my back for long at all. 😩 ION, I'm awake. Barely 3 hrs of sleep. 🫩😭
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That was a banger of a final episode #Silo. Can't wait for next and final season.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Silo
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Bamboozled Astonished Meme Reaction
Alt: Bamboozled Astonished Meme Reaction
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nap.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Need a music app. Been in podcasts too much.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They should add 3 Mikes in that ad. Jordan, Tyson and B. Jordan.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Truth. 😂
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Phew, the memories this brings back. 😂 😂 😂
Pic of Oxford set of mathematical instruments.
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Onesimus @onesih.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love summer. Heat and bugs and all. There's just a sorta laid back vibe to it that makes it special.
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