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One Second to Midnight

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Watching in amazement while the planet burns

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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He wants to behead them himself with a knife, like his heroes.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Democratic States of America would resume our status. MAGA States of America could give banjo lessons.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slimeball
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Rosenberged. And all Trump appointments and actions declared null and void.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That head should be in a basket.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe he would enjoy a little waterboarding.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How about declaring every act of his administration null and void?
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should get their heads handed to them.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Slime
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 09/09/2026
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🔌🪑
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Best air fried mofo.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And Rosenberged.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Compost.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Magat milkshake.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Magat milkshake.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actually while you’re at it, please smite all magats and their supporters, casting them into the Lake of Fire until their fat is snapping, and then keep them there until the end of time. Thanks!
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Smite please.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stick a fork in them. They’re done.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What can we say, Hakeem, but get out!
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Followed by recognition of the ICC.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And by his entire cabal.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And probably a cannibal.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s what we invented corporations and lawyers for, right? To escape any personal responsibility for shit.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Brining and sealing is the correct method to pickle the DOJ.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Seize every penny and deport to an iceberg.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Magats: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why do they have orange all over their double knits?
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Electroshock turned to 11 might help.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The entire Trump cabal belongs on the golf course! Oh, did I say “on?” I meant “under.”
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
RFK would make great refrigerated truck material.
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trump suggests LeBron James may be a racist Shut up you Brain Rot, Snot faced golf cheat, Mouthy Man-Whore Drool Cup, wee wee tube drainin', rancid wiener clamp stankin' Little dick energy, cankle spur squank spankin’ taint flippin' fib spinflubbin’ sphincter winkin’ grunt wanker.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What’s worse than an Edsel? A CybercrapoElonshitmobile.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thanks for the nukes, sucker! Which way to the WTC?
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We forgot about the smoke! Cough cough, flop.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Suicide species.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every magat was born to its sister.
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They are traitors and criminals.
ice are domestic terrorists
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He is a 100% pure bucket of bloody trumporreah, what does anyone expect?
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lightning bolts being hurled.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
OMG so great
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Or they could ALL be impeached, tried and Rosenberged as traitors.
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Musk is busy installing a plate in his brain and he will soon be the walking dead.
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MzCreant Ann Teefah @mzcreant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Heh
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One Second to Midnight @onesectomidnight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What is that, Madison Square Church?
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