Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 10/10/2026United and Spurs are both actually so shit. Like how is it possible for two teams in a single match to be competing for who can be more shit instead of who can win I can't believe I picked this United team to finish second in the league. Second from the bottom just above Spurs more like 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Totally a coincidence that Pep retires in May and less than 4 months later City are finally put to the sword That’s definitely just a random occurrence. Total happenstance 072
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comIts Happening: Michael Scott Stay Calm MemeALT: Its Happening: Michael Scott Stay Calm Meme 010
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Arsenal aren’t gonna win all of their games and I’m perfectly alright with that but Spurs sure as shit look like they have a real shot at losing all of theirs 001
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When Arsenal play Leeds on October 10th, it will have been 34 days since their last home game across FOUR competitions. Then after October 13th, they play at home just TWICE over the next 35 days, again across FOUR separate competitions. Who the bloody fuck came up with this schedule?? 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dowman heard skipper say that he had to earn his minutes in this team and bro took that extremely personally 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If Arsenal go on to repeat as champions, we'll look back on this 2 minute span in early September as a defining moment. 041
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Couldn’t post at all about the game since I went to a pub with the Mrs for this one David Raya might be the best signing in Arsenal history. Full stop. 040
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tottenham Hotspur 2026/27 4 games 2 points 0 goals $515 billion spent 021
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is there a batter player in the world right now than Martin Odegaard? If Arsenal have even 75% of where he’s at right now for the rest of the season, it’s gonna be a long year for everyone in Europe. 020
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Since Arsenal lost 2-1 at the Etihad to fall out of first last season: - 12 competitive games - 8 wins from 8 in the League - won the title - 4 goals allowed - 1 via penalty, 1 against Palace after already winning the title - only loss was via penalties to PSG - Community Shield win v. City 3-0 😮💨 010
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Something something 60 million something drain something something Chelsea something 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 06/09/20262026/27 Spurs 3 games 0 wins 0 goals 515,000,000 dollars spent 010
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 31/08/2026When Arsenal were finishing 2nd 3 years running that was a game they draw 0-0 or maybe even lose 1-0. The difference between a title & 2nd place come May might be just 5 extra goals over the course of an entire season that turn 5 draws into 5 wins (10 points!!). Today may have been one of those 5. 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Saka’s on pace for 38 goals and the golden boot This will definitely happen, trust 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Spurs really spent $515 million this summer (so far!) just to not score any goals and already be in a relegation battle 8 days into the season Generational dumbassery happening on White Hart Lane 031
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There is zero chance Spurs aren’t playing in the Championship next year LMFAO How do you spend this much money over 3 years and finish 17th twice and then start this season like THIS 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If Arsenal come out of this Champion’s League draw with even 17 of 24 possible points I don’t know how you don’t look at them as the best team in Europe. That is a GAUNTLET bruh wow 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well if we’re overreacting to the first weekend then Brighton are champions and Villa are getting relegated 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 23/08/2026No wonder Konsa wanted out of that dumpster fire in the Midlands 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Spurs really about to spend more than $300 million and still be in a relegation battle come May lmfao 041
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 22/08/2026United could have honestly lost by 4 or 5 today. That was just lmfao 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s a good opening night when you can take Rice and Saka off after an hour 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I got pizza from a place called Vini’s tonight so if y’all wake up to some good news tomorrow morning you’re welcome 011
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Between two teams I very much want both not want to win, I'd much rather Spain do because now we have 3 Gunners at the peak of peaks And Merino is basically 80% of the reason Spain won anyway 001
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina down to 10 men for half an hour, Spain have 95% of the possession, and the second they score they let Argentina have all of the ball despite being up a man WHY DO TEAMS DO THIS IT DRIVES ME INSANE YOU HAVE AN EXTRA PLAYER FUCKING PLAY LIKE IT 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 19/07/2026At this point in the third place game there were 9 goals In the final we have 6 Spanish headers straight at the keeper and 1 shitty concert 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Not a coincidence that in not even 2 full games since Saliba went down France give up 8 goals 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Third place game proving yet again to be the better watch than the final 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If only England had somebody like this Saka guy in their match against Argentina, maybe that would have ended differently. He seems like a really good player Oh wait 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Unless he literally can’t physically continue, why take Declan off towards the end of that game? How does Saka not see the field at all in a SEMIFINAL, unless he’s also so hurt he can’t play? Why even name him in the available subs? If Tuchel coaches in the 3rd place game I’ll eat my own balls 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England falling back into a shell and praying they could protect a 1-0 lead for 45 minutes against arguably the best team in the world is one of the decisions of all time 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This World Cup has been hella fun but what it means for Arsenal this season is very troubling. Saliba probably missing most of the year. Gabi & Odegaard played big minutes. Rice, Saka, & Eze missing like ~2 months for rest. Zubimendi, Merino, & Raya need rest now that Spain (likely) advance. 120
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Well that is about the dumbest way to be sent off I've ever seen And tf is the whole Swiss team up in arms about?? Bro clearly dives, literally kicks the Argentina player to try to sell a card, & all of Switzerland is confused why he gets a second yellow after review?? Do yall not know the rules?? 020
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Odegaard has been the best player on the field in this game and it isn't even close My fucking captain 🫡 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I don’t want Spain to win I just want Mikel Merino to win 010
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you would have told me that in this tournament Messi and Mbappe would have 3 missed penalties between them and none of them would be in shootouts I’d have asked you what was in those specific stadiums’ water supply 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If Egypt don’t somehow pull this out this goes down as an all time World Cup choke 010
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This US team decided to do their best ~2002-2018 impression in arguably the biggest game for them since the 90s. THAT was the US team I’m used to watching in World Cups. Everything is difficult, nothing is easy, mental mistakes, bad passes, making a meh opponent look like world beaters. Yikes 000
Onepiece285 @onepiece285.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Belgium are not that good bruh. US played like absolute dog nuts tonight 000