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The footy newsletter. Especially biased against your team. All words, and the thoughts occasionally attached to them, by Mateo Szlapek-Sewillo.

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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote about the Grand Final and why Brisbane have become footy's Roman Empire. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/the-house-...
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The House Wins Again
Thoughts on the Grand Final, Brisbane’s fragile dominance, and the Roman Empire.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wrote about how the game changes in September. (Warning: lots of charts.) www.onepercenters.net.au/p/finals-foo...
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Finals footy is more different than you think
Everything you ever wanted to know – probably much more – about how the game changes in September
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NEW EPISODE | Pullman Five The original trio reunite to: 🦢 Discuss the ramifications of what happened at the Pullman ♠️ Preview Wildcard Round 🔴⚫ Discuss Essendon's appointment of Mark McVeigh Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Pullman Five
Season 1, Episode 15
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW EPISODE | Kappa Senses @capitalcitycody.bsky.social and I: ❓ Ask footy's forbidden question 🍐 Discuss Port Adelaide's plan to leave the SANFL 👩 Look back at Round 1 of the AFLW 🔫 Fire From the Hip Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Kappa Senses
Season 1, Episode 14
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
NEW EPISODE | Small Heavy This week, @capitalcitycody.bsky.social and I (@jonathanhorn.bsky.social is away) discussed: 🤕 The Geelong concussion waiver saga 🏆 Cody's trip to Manuka for the Expansion Cup 🐦‍⬛ Tex Walker's career & legacy And more! Listen here: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Small Heavy
Season 1, Episode 13
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The new AFLW season begins in three days. Ahead of it kicking off, I spoke to the excellent @glbastiani.bsky.social about the progress that's been made in 10 years, the progress that's yet to be made, and whether anyone can lay a glove on North Melbourne. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/a-league-o...
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A League of One's Own
I speak with Gemma Bastiani about 10 years of the AFLW, the progress that’s yet to be made, and whether anyone can lay a glove on North Melbourne.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NEW EPISODE | Pistols at High Noon This week, we: 👶 Compare the Richmond and West Coast rebuilds ❓ Ask if Carlton can afford not to appoint Fraser ❌ Discuss Nicky Winmar's expulsion from the Hall of Fame 🇮🇪 Review the Aus-Ire AFLW game! And much more! www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Pistols at High Noon
Season 1, Episode 12
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NEW (BONUS) EPISODE | Sam Docherty interview We were lucky to be joined by Sam to chat about his career, getting drafted, coding his own games, how the game has changed, and what’s next. Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Interview with Sam Docherty
Bonus episode!
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NEW EPISODE | Charlie Chicken This week, we: 🥧 Ask if Collingwood is a dark horse 🗣️ Discuss the continued booing of Isaac Quaynor and the Crows' response 🎙️ Talk about coach press conferences 📈 Consider which stat we'd get rid of And much more! www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Charlie Chicken
Season 1, Episode 11
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wrote about Ben Keays, his incredible footy journey, and what it can teach us all – including list managers of rebuilding footy clubs – about never giving up. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/the-keays-...
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The Keays that unlock everything
Thoughts on what footy’s happy warrior can teach us
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I wrote about why the AFL administration is bad at almost every part of its job. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/the-lucky-...
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The Lucky League
Thoughts on the AFL administration’s growing legitimacy crisis
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
NEW EPISODE | Big Boy Month On another bumper show, we: 💎 Hold each contender up to light ⚽️ Chat about our relationship to the world game 🧢 Discuss the soft cap ⛓️ Talk about the importance of list depth Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Big Boy Month
Listen now | Season 1, Episode 8
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Had an absolute blast chatting to Adit for his Cricket Sickos podcast. We went deep on my love for the game, how sport helps immigrants build bridges in their new countries, and why there's traditionally been so much more good writing about cricket than footy. Please get around his work.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
NEW EPISODE | Showdown Shakedown This week, @capitalcitycody.bsky.social, @jonathanhorn.bsky.social and I discuss: - Showdown 60 ⚡️🧈🚗 - The ABC's investigation into concussion/CTE - The rules changes we'd bring up with Greg Swann (ripper bloke) 🦢 - Footy's Ben Stokes🏏👨‍🦰
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pleased and somewhat relieved to have published the final instalment of my Mid-Season Report Card series. This week, about 6,000 words on Geelong, Melbourne, St Kilda, and the Western Bulldogs. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/bye-bye-by...
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Bye, bye, bye: 2026 Mid-Season Report Card #5
Considering how Geelong, Melbourne, St Kilda, and the Western Bulldogs are faring so far.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
110 Percenters is here! This week, @jonathanhorn.bsky.social, @capitalcitycody.bsky.social and I: - Discuss Josh Fraser's 5-0 start and how it should shift Carlton's thinking; - Unpack the AFL's mooted changes to the fixture; and - Shoot from the Hip. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: The Fraser... Freighter? Frigate? Fighter jet?
Season 1, Episode 6
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My fourth mid-season review considers how Brisbane, Essendon, Sydney, and West Coast have fared in the first half of the season and what awaits for the rest of 2026. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/bye-bye-by... Sincere thanks to the four contributors for sharing their knowledge for this piece!
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Bye, bye, bye: 2026 Mid-Season Report Card #4
Considering how Brisbane, Essendon, Sydney, and West Coast are faring so far.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
On this week's 110 Percenters, @capitalcitycody.bsky.social, @jonathanhorn.bsky.social and I discuss Gold Coast's on-field regression and off-field discontent, the Hall of Fame's recent inductees, and its decision to overlook some players for Legend status. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Obscured by Clouds
Season 1, Episode 5
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wrote about St Kilda and Collingwood standing at the same crossroads, facing different directions. What do you do when it feels like your future revolves around a single superstar? www.onepercenters.net.au/p/standing-a...
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Standing at the Crossroads
Thoughts on how Collingwood and St Kilda manage what’s next. Plus lots and lots of clips.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This week on 110 Percenters, @capitalcitycody.bsky.social, @jonathanhorn.bsky.social and I discuss technology in footy, St Kilda and the rainbow that’s always just out of reach, and debate Wildcard Round.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We're back for what many are already calling the third episode of 110 Percenters! This week, we discuss Freo's rise to flag favouritism, declining Indigenous player numbers, and debate whether James Hird would be a good choice for Essendon. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/110-percen...
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110 Percenters: Flagmantle and the ghost at the Essendon banquet
Season 1, Episode 3
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I should sack my editor/social media guy for publishing this during the most anticipated game of the year (this is a joke), but I thought I'd look at how the four sides which have the bye this week – Adelaide, Gold Coast, North, and Port – are going so far. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/bye-bye-by...
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Bye, bye, bye: 2026 Mid-Season Report Card #1
Considering how Adelaide, Gold Coast, North Melbourne and Port Adelaide are faring so far.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I wrote about the growing gap between a league that's becoming increasingly good at honouring Indigenous contributions, but has fewer Indigenous players on the field. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/all-ceremo...
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All Ceremony, No Country
Thoughts on a Sir Doug Nicholls Round with fewer Indigenous players than ever.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Some news: @capitalcitycody.bsky.social and @jonathanhorn.bsky.social and I have started a podcast. It's called 110 Percenters. On our debut, we talk about Scott Pendlebury, and Steven King's remarkable start at Melbourne. Please tell us how we did. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/introducin...
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
List managers are footy's silent architects. Not many supporters know their names. But every side bears their influence. I had the pleasure of speaking with "Alex", an AFL list manager, about the decisions he makes and the trade-offs he encounters. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/beyond-the...
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Beyond the Draft Board: how lists are really built
I speak with an AFL list manager about drafting under uncertainty, player psychology, and the cost of managing people as assets.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You might have heard: Michael Voss is no longer Carlton's senior coach. I wrote about what brought him undone, the peculiar demands of coaching in today's AFL, and how Carlton can avoid committing the mistakes that brought them here in the first place. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/the-unbear...
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being Carlton Coach
Thoughts on the end of Michael Voss’s tenure.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The story of Michael Voss's tenure at Carlton in one image. He was +14 wins after a 61-point thrashing of Richmond in Round 16, 2024. The next week, the Blues were 33 points up against GWS at quarter time. It was pretty much all downhill from there.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The belated return of Culture Corner! Wuthering Heights, Hyperpolitics, what AI will make scarce, Emily Remler, Angine de Poitrine, joining YIMBY Melbourne, turning internet friends into real friends, and more. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/culture-co...
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Culture Corner: April 2026
Reading, Watching, Listening, Playing, Doing.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Crows are currently much worse than they were for almost all of 2025. There are reasons. But there are no excuses. What does their early-season regression tell us about Matthew Nicks, and how should clubs act on data about their coaches? www.onepercenters.net.au/p/the-limits...
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The Limits of Belief
Thoughts on the Crows’ regression and what to do when faith is tested.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I wrote about Richmond's rebuild, supporter expectations, and how it feels to be unsure if the direction you're headed is the right one or not. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/kicking-th...
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Kicking The Can Down Punt Road
Thoughts on long rebuilds, itchy feet, and the price of not knowing in an industry that demands answers.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In case you have room for one more take on Zak Butters or Lance Collard, I wrote about their cases, the search for truth, and how good intentions create consequences. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/every-road...
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Every Road Led Here
Thoughts on a bumper docket at footy court and the AFL’s path dependency.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The impending changes to draft bidding have prompted me to write a piece that's been on my mind for months. The father-son rule might be romantic. But it's incompatible with a fair competition. The AFL shouldn't tinker with it. It should abolish it. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/empire-of-...
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Empire of the Son
Utopian thoughts on why, instead of layering one compromise over another, the AFL should do something brave but unpopular.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I tried to figure out how worried we should be about the spike in hamstring injuries, analysed the Dogs' new defensive strategy, made a few graphs, and found some stats. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/pulling-on...
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Pulling on the strings
Thoughts on early season hamstring injuries and the Dogs' new defensive tricks.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I wrote about Kayo, and why something which was meant to make things easier feels so hard. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/the-buffer...
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The Buffering Wheel
Why Kayo feels so bad.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I was feeling polemical, so for this week's review, I articulated my worries about the effect of the recent set of rule changes. That, plus clips, graphs, statistical nuggets, and recommended reading from friends of the newsletter. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/has-the-af...
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Has the AFL broken footy?
Thoughts on balance, pluralism, and the AFL's role in maintaining both.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My first weekly review of the season – in an all-new, hopefully improved format. I look at how the Swans breached the blue dam wall, Collingwood's records in games with big i50 discrepancies, and more. Tell me what you think works, doesn't, etc. www.onepercenters.net.au/p/how-the-sw...
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How the Swans opened the floodgates
Speed, fatigue, graphs, and other early trends in the first weekly review of 2026.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The headline is 1-22. The subhead is that, in 2025, the Eagles finally chose a direction. A new coach, a new style, a young list learning in public. They're still miles away from competence. But they're going somewhere. My West Coast season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: West Coast
It can't go on like this, can it? [Mick McCarthy voice] It can.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Dominant. Fragile. Explosive. Exposed. No side frustrates and fascinates quite like the Dogs. Is this finally the year their brilliance finally scales against good teams? Or is the tension unresolvable? My Western Bulldogs season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Western Bulldogs
The thing about the Dogs is they always try to walk it in.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dean Cox's first season in charge was derailed by bad injuries to very good players. When those players returned – the Swans looked more like their old selves. Then they traded in Charlie Curnow. What's their ceiling in 2026? My Sydney season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Sydney
Swans can't fly without their best wing.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
For too long, clubs like St Kilda were supposed to stick to the script. Draft, hope, contend for a bit, slide back down the ladder. They weren't meant to bother anyone. The Saints have chosen a different path. Will it work? My St Kilda season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: St Kilda
Freed from (the) Nasiah (speculation) (for a bit).
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Many people thought the Tigers might not win a game all season. Instead, they won their very first game, beat Damien Hardwick, and won interstate. Year one of the rebuild went very well. What does year two have in store? My Richmond season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Richmond
Investigating the fate of the life-sized camel.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It didn't always seem clear who was in charge at Alberton last year. Now Josh Carr is the boss. He’ll shape the game plan and the list to get Port back into contention. But the biggest decision may be out of his hands. My Port 2026 season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Port Adelaide
Pouring out one last Pepsi Max for Ken.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I was there the day thousands of North fans felt something they hadn't in years: belief. But the light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be a false dawn. Is there any realistic prospect of improvement this season? My North Melbourne season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: North Melbourne
Match sim? What's a match sim?
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Great eras end before anyone is ready. Melbourne’s ended noisily and publicly. Simon Goodwin, Christian Petracca, and Clayton Oliver are all gone. In their place is a new coach, a new style, new hope – and a new era. My 2026 Melbourne season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Melbourne
Steven King begins The Long Walk. Let's hope it doesn't end in Misery.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Hawks are good. But good isn't enough these days. How can they become great – especially when there are such big question marks over the health of their best player? My 2026 Hawthorn season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Hawthorn
Willing Will Day to be OK.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The Giants entered 2025 as many people's flag favourites but exited in the first week of finals. This pre-season, they've been whacked by the injury stick. Can they still contend – or should Adam Kingsley look to the future? My GWS 2026 season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Greater Western Sydney
A big, big sound (of disbelief as you read the injury report).
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
In 2026, the Suns did three things they'd never done before: have a winning season, make finals, and win one. Now, with a Norm Smith medallist, a former #1 pick, and a list bursting with talent, their challenge is to contend. My Gold Coast 2026 preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Gold Coast
A good old-fashioned underdog story.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Geelong remain Geelong. Steady, relentless, inevitable. Every year, they're close to the best. What about this year? My Geelong 2026 season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Geelong
This preview is [not] sponsored by Morris Finance.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Dockers are very good – and this might be the best list they've ever had. The problem is, they're not quite as good as they should be. How can Justin Longmuir improve them by enough to make them real contenders? My 2026 Fremantle season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Fremantle
Justin, the handbrake is still on, mate.
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One Percenters @onepercentas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Unhappy Essendon seasons tend to each be unhappy in their own way. 2025 was wrecked by injuries and the captain trying to leave. But destruction can be the beginning of creation. My 2026 Essendon season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
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2026 AFL Season Previews: Essendon
Lots of pain – how much gain?
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