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Pepperoni

@onepepperoni.bsky.social
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One Pepperoni, sometimes two. But who's really counting? | Chronically Online | he/him | Queer

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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
the only thing that matters this year
Screenshot of your top songs but it only has Number 1: vanish into you
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Tell my son he’s cute or else
Lego dragonite looking at camera with open arms
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m still laughing that the Hillary Duff tour is only four stops and each ticket presale had over 100k people waiting in queue
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You think I’ll get tickets for the Hilary duff concert? 😍😍😍😍 (got in queue as soon as it started)
Screenshot of text that says “you are now in the queue. 140604 people ahead of you”
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Projects at work are starting to slow down a little, meaning I might have the mental capacity to socialize more
Snorelax wearing a brown wig. Pushing hair back behind ear
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Coworkers are talking about vacations and they asked if I’ve ever went cruising
Cartoon fish wide eyes staring to the left
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The best part of fall? It’s also soup season
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Massive project making me work insane hours 🫩 I just want to play video games and hang out
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Getting back into Pokémon Go and there’s so many things to catch up on. Like what do you mean I need stuff for mega evolution???
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Thought about vanish into you recently
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Can’t believe about 76% of my job is just sending gifs to coworkers
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mega Dragonite’s tail bead tastes like blue raspberry Mr Pokémon told me
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I think I manifested chicken wings a little too hard (I have three bags in my freezer)
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Today already feels like my main got banned by my own team 🫩
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Still thinking about how much Sue served in the new Fantastic Four
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
at least we got mega dragonite
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Forgot I bought a big bag of sliced apples and now I gotta eat em before they go bad
Empress Bulblax from Pikmin
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Just saw Superman and it was actually kinda good?? Unrelated 😉 Free Palestine 🍉
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Doomed Yuri 😔
Dolls of Fran from American Dad and Lois from Family Guy standing face to face
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Having to explain what a Jet2 Holiday is makes my soul weak
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Doing card pulls because I’m bored at work and this is the first card? Oh yeah this is gonna be a great week
Tarot Card of X of Pentacles.
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Came back from vacation and work is a mess?? Like can’t a diva take a week off??
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Late birthday present to myself ✨(it’s already read me to filth)
Picture of box of Agatha All Along Tarot Deck And Guidebook
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Rental company invited me to a pool party… just reduce my rent omfg
Row of Roblox characters looking at screen
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
spending almost 4 hours dating my furniture was not on my to-do list today but here we are... and it's almost time to get up again for work
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
hurry up, you're gonna miss out on pure artistry
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Will Jinkies 🏳️‍⚧️ @willjinkies.com · 14/06/2025
hi a couple things about today's protests: - DO NOT SIGN UP FOR A PROTEST! DO NOT WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN TO SAY YOU WERE AT A PROTEST! - do NOT sit down! you need to be ready to MOVE if police escalate! - bring water, stick with a buddy, and stay safe ❤️
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Finally being able to play Pokémon Scarlet/Violet without lagging at every moment
Ariana grande floating on back, light pouring overhead.
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
When I see the writers of the until dawn movie, I'm going to have a few choice words
blonde haired girl wearing black shirt and sunglasses holding an inflatable hammer
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Taking a week off in preparation for the switch 2 release is probably the best decision I’ve ever made
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Cold pressed juice separating five seconds after pouring just doesn’t sit right with me
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sometimes I feel like the simulation is breaking. I smudged my glasses and coincidentally the optometry clinic was outside giving away free gift baggies with lense cleaner
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Only Tuesday?
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All I Wanna Do Is Party
DEBBY FRIDAY · All I Wanna Do Is Party · Song · 2025
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My switch 2 preorder was cancelled
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Might go to Kylie Minogue on Thursday but I also don’t want to spend more on parking than the actual ticket…
Vaporeon lying on its side, looking sad and beaten up from a battle
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Finding out I developed a seafood allergy from pretentiously elevated butter noodles (shrimp scampi) was not on the list of things I wanted to deal with today!!!
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'd say "wow I can't believe it, tooty on a tootsday, what a day to be alive"
Miley Cyrus with brown hair and big eyeliner. photoshopped huge smiling mouth
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Will Jinkies 🏳️‍⚧️ @willjinkies.com · 07/04/2025
supporting trans people isn't some abstract concept btw, and you can start by listening to trans people when we ask you to not fill the pockets of transphobes who contribute financially to anti-trans policy across the globe
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Can’t wait to never play tank again now that Emma is coming
Smiling Cartoon cow on motorcycle grinding on a wire, rainbow covering the background
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Switch 2 direct changed my entire outlook on today
Cartoon Cow smiling. With “mood mood wowows” title on bottom of picture
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Mario Party DLC was not on my bingo card (they didn’t show a new map in the trailer so it’s only a little exciting)
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
when I made changes this year, I didn't think it'd be a quantum leap
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Did a deadly amount of squats today
picture of a gingerbread man with a booty. photoshopped with a jock strap on. gingerbread man is lying face down
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Have you listened to Mayhem today?
Giant Cartoon tomodachi life character with blonde hair and blue eyes looking at smaller character with brown hair
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Shadericc @shadericc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I heard people who stan Kesha have clear skin 😌
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Tomodachi life and Rhythm Paradise announcements carried this Nintendo direct
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hey so maybe life isn’t so bad after all
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
life really does throw curveballs at me. TELL ME WHY MY CAR BROKE DOWN
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hisnameismichael.ttv @hisnameismichael.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
👨‍🍳👑Thanks so much to #EACreatorNetwork for the opportunity to give away #MySimCozyBundle! (EA app only) #EAPartner #Sims4 👨‍🍳👑 To enter: -Like/RT/Follow -follow my Twitch -comment an emoji! Giveaway be on 3/28 on my twitch at 5:00pm CST!
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Pepperoni @onepepperoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
what you'll see on stream (plus clown):
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