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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father)

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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The 7th Oct was the biggest single-day massacre in the modern history of Palestine/Israel. It was followed by the most lethal campaign in the history of the country. In the last three years, Israel inflicted a 7 Oct on Gaza every three weeks on average (in absolute terms; more in relative terms).
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guy accepting an evil award: thank you child exploitation and landmines, also really want to shout out toothpicks in a urethra. huge shoutout to gaping malignant cysts, my mom, she never stopped believing in me. I'd like to thank the academy of motion picture arts and sciences...
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If there ever was a time to watch death by hanging, it would be now
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I better see racist motherfuckers replaying that failed Caitlin Clark behind the back pass as often as they show Angel Reese clanking mid-range jumpers
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're gay for saying that
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this boomer teacher with her first enby student is using "them" instead of "they" and I'm losing it, the conversation goes like, "Them is working hard in math, but them is missing a bunch of science assignments right now."
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A Little Confused Hes Got The Spirit
Alt: A Little Confused Hes Got The Spirit gif
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
white people be like my hairdresser is colored
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
White people be like my loofah needs your Wi-Fi password
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
joss whedon will return in Avengers Doomsday
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the last decade, the IDF prosecuted one (1) soldier for unlawfully killing a Palestinian in the occupied territories. Elor Azaria served 9 months in prison. Today Israel's president, Yitzhak Herzog, pardoned him and expunged his criminal record. A clear message of 100% impunity.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Average person in 2002: man, that commute really raped me today.
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cee @cee.wtf · 17/09/2026
I have no opinion on that thing
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you watch the musk documentary, then the Nathan fielder one, then the great thunberg one, you can experience the entire moral spectrum of autism
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
white people be like I have spinach class tomorrow
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a dream that I needed to get about 100 queer people to leave my party, the only solution was to design an algorithm that would show me their greatest fear based on their intersectional identity, e.g. babadook + sapphic = fire; enby + top + pan = spiders
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in a silent empty bathroom and I think I hear a slow wheezing breath somewhere close, turned out it was just a gentle fart slipping out of my ass like a spring breeze
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one thing you cant admire about white people is the audacity
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
every time some biologist is like "oh no this thing has no natural predators it's destroying the ecosystem," the response is "why not you?" go be the link in the food chain that you're so worried is missing, chase down those feral hogs, eat every spotted lantern fly you see.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Corporations aren't people for the record
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The most American story I can think of is the couple I knew who worked at Starbucks where the guy came out as gay, moved to DC and started working for a defense contractor, the girl wrote a book and turned that into a content marketing gig, converted to Islam and is now a LinkedIn influencer.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if u want to feel like u have a big ass but u don't just buy a toddler toilet seat
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the movie based on this woman who killed her kids is going to be ass-poundingly bad
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
not the most important part of this news but love to see ginger gooch coming through again www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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Missouri Supreme Court rules new GOP-drawn map can’t be used for November elections
The court said a referendum seeking to put the map up for a vote must be placed on the ballot, meaning the state’s elections this fall will take place under its old congressional lines.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
always looking at everyone's shoes first so if we end up in a public restroom later I will know who I am dealing with
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
someone who has a great sss but is at a stage in their life where having a great ass doesn't matter that much anymore has a certain glow
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
checked and none of y'all are in here
A book called twitter wit
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
white people be like my dog needs tommy john surgery
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every time that I worry I'm bad with money, I remind myself that people pay for drinks at bars
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is a statistically indisputable fact: if you are under the age of 22, there are men living in the United States right now who have watched porn for more hours than you have been alive.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A marvel movie making a billion dollars feels basically as bad as trump winning in 2024.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
bsky most of the time: Marvel is maga coded American military propaganda slop for neoliberal buttnutts bsky when spiderman is a nice guy in the spiderman movie: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 this is my spiderman he's one of us🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think it’s nice that The Odyssey has brought back not only middlebrow blockbusters but old-fashioned literary snobbery
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
bsky must be dead dead, no one is even talking about how it's not dead.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
in college I was giving out yeast infections like free t-shirts
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Kelsey @internetslagg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
in bluesky no one can hear you scream
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
no offense to india but I already have trouble keeping up with all the racist dynamics in my part of the world, and your shit is like the WWI of race relations, I don't even know how y'all keep track of who to hate on
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
still haven't found anyone who can explain in depth which Jewish girls are allowed to lay edges and why
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
kamala IS brat
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
had a dream I was the Linux penguin waiting in line to receive holy Communion from Pete hegseth.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I wonder if Trump knows that he shouldn't ask for whom the bell tolls
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
y'all really need to get off bsky and start subbing to yahoo finance news or some shit, the only thing that matters at this point is when the stock market goes tits to taint. when that happens you'll see some real change in the world.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
somewhere out there there is a brooding, pensive antisemitic conspiracy theorist watching Veep or Curb Your Enthusiasm and wondering: what if Jews run Hollywood because they're the funniest and most talented?
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Kelsey @internetslagg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hello
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
as a kid you don't realize how much your parents hate their parents until you realize how much you hate your parents
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the pardon spree starting in December of 2028 is going to be a months long firehose of anal discharge coming out the back of the administration and sweeping across our evil nation like a biblical flood, start building your arc now
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this trifling bitch said I have to imagine syphilis happy, I bet he never had a fucking job
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
when someone says "please explain I have a job," before you reply and tell them they are lazing and condescending, remember that you wake up every day completely dependent on other people for everything that you need and desire.
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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if you're in line to support the Senate candidate with the Nazi tattoo, STAY IN LINE
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