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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
[ Continued Existence ]
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Any of y'all have a favorite dice tray? Thinking about finally getting one, but want something easy to toss in the nerd stuff backpack and take with. #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Once again have fallen asleep listening to an audiobook and must spend time searching for the correct spot to resume.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Have been hearing hype for Stormlight Archives for a long while, so finally decided to read it, but it was a struggle. Really enjoyed Mistborn (both eras), Elantris, and the various Sanderson novellas but had to fight tooth and nail to get through this one.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Still running weekly DnD sessions but usually poke through other systems to plan future projects and explore other options. In the mood for hard sci-fi and started flipping through #CoriolisRPG. It's... gah... want to like it but the layout and formatting make it a slog.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The hour is late as five DnD players crawl into their beds after a long session. Alone at the table, a GM sheds a tear while erasing the dungeon from the vinyl battlemap... bittersweet feelings swell because the group got so caught up on backstories and roleplay in town they only explored one room.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Can't believe "No ChatGPT at the DnD table please" is a houserule that needs considering... but here we are.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Silly nitpick, but the narrator of this audiobook says H. U. D. every time instead of HUD, and it's oddly immersion breaking. And it's a sci-fu book that constantly mentions things on the heads-up display...
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
What's your favorite pantheon to use in DnD campaigns?
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Have launched the aforementioned Nentir Vale DnD 5e campaign starting with Reavers of Harkenwold and leading into homebrew sandbox stuff. Have a Pact of the Fiend Warlock and am looking for little favors with adverse consequences that the patron may ask of them.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Good GMs are prepared for everything. Great GMs are prepared for anything
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Should probably get around to making actual content again instead of stupid puns, but this post says otherwise:
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Didn't make a resolution or anything but so far have finished an audiobook each day since the New Year. Mostly sci-fi... things like the Southern Reach trilogy, the Themis Files trilogy, some Michael Crichton, and now Service Model. Taking recommendations if you have any favorite audiobooks.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
What was the last 'dungeon' your DnD campaign visited? #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A Tabaxi walks into a tavern after a long day of adventuring. Bartender: 'What'll it be, mate?" Tabaxi: "An ale. Something dark." Bartender: *Pours the drink* Tabaxi: *Slowly bats it off the edge of the counter* Tabaxi: "Another!" #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Do you know why the Hand of Vecna requires you to cut off your own? Because there's no wrist for the wicked... #PunCritWonder #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A Mage and two Rogues are walking along a road when suddenly the Mage stumbles and falls but the Rogues are totally fine. Turns out the Wizard cantrip... but Thieves' Cant #PunCritWonder #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
At first, the players were clearly unhappy about how much Difficult Terrain was being used in this DnD campaign. But they're slowly getting over it... #PunCritWonder #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Pressing forward with the plan to run the next DnD campaign in Nentir Vale. So, the Points of Light setting from D&D 4e but using D&D 5e rules. Compiling resources and maps to have a framework in place and then just gonna let the party start Reavers of Harkenwold and flow into a homebrew sandbox.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Describe your DnD character without using their Race or Class. Respond to comments by trying to guess their Race and Class. #DnD #RPG #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
They're called werewolves...
A white folding sign with a large arrow and red text which reads Temporary Dog Park.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Honestly considering running a sandbox campaign using the DnD 4e 'Points of Light' concept. Using the Nentir Vale is tempting and Reavers of Harkenwold is supposed to be a fantastic adventure but even just some homebrew with the same vibes sounds fun right now. #DnD #RPG #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Captured Hobgoblin: *Refuses to answer questions* Barbarian: *Chops off its foot with axe* Party: "What'd you do that for?!?" Barbarian: "Relax. Use the Mending spell" Cleric: "That's not how it works...at all" Barbarian: "It says a break or tear one foot or less...?" #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Looking for recommendations on #DnD / #TTRPG creative types for this starter set. Dice makers are welcome but also hoping to see trinkets, crafts, and other goodies. go.bsky.app/UNWosdR
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If you see this, post a #TTRPG cover you love.
Cover art to a Dungeons and Dragons book titled Eberron, Rising from the Last War.  The book is black with golden trim and lettering and features a magical ship flying above the skyline of a fantasy city.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
How many DnD characters does it take to change a light bulb? All of them, you never split the friggin' party. #DnD #RPG #TTRPG
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Otherwise.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Starter Packs? How about ones for folks who post #SciFi #TTRPG content or make science fiction #RPG systems? go.bsky.app/Df6Q5jR
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wishing there was a way to filter the feed and skim through posts using the #DnD tag without having to sift through all the softcore porn character artwork. Lol. Just want to see people talking about the game.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Always enjoyed how the Dungeon Master's Guide for #DnD 4e had the dragon watching the heroes from the Player's Handbook.
Image of cover art for a book from Dungeons and Dragons.Image of cover art for a book from Dungeons and Dragons.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Huge fan of random trinket table in #DnD or the oddities from #Numenera. Little curiosities that cost you nothing to toss into the loot pile but certain players will obsess over. The silly jade frog statue from the D&D 5e Starter Set has been carried across continents by various adventurers.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Should probably work to get added to some relevant #DnD and #TTRPG starter packs and capitalize on the surge coming to BlueSky. But between not having the energy for social media much and being halfway around the world and thus active when most people are asleep... it's pretty tough.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Need to find some folks willing to play this #RPG. Still have the itch to do #WeirdWest stuff and it hasn't been satisfied with video games.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#SWRPG #RPGHook: A Technology & Weapons expo is being held on Ord Mantell as the Empire seeks to net profitable business arrangements with various corporations. The Rebellion asks the PCs to steal/fake invitations, gather what info/tech they can, and get out alive without it tracing back to them.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#SWRPG #RPGHook: As the Empire crumbles, the New Republic works to return many stolen artifacts and cultural items to their rightful planets. This creates abundant work for pilots, hired guns, and couriers or chances to get rich quick for pirates and thieves. Obligation could put the PCs in a jam.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: A local Hutt gangster is devastated after his mate left him and he's holding a party to drown the sorrow in drinks, drugs, and dancers. The distracted boss and chaos of the party would be the perfect opportunity for freeing slaves, stealing valuables, or even assassination...
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: While exploring a derelict starship wreck for potential salvage, the PCs stumble upon someone encased in carbonite. The outlines of the person's frozen form make one thing clear even before deciding whether to thaw them out--this is a Jedi.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: A Rebel cell has been operating from an underground base with relative success until an earthquake wreaks havoc. Valuable ores revealed by the quake have brought the attention of Imperial mining crews dangerously close to discovering the people & supplies hidden below.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: A Jedi and several padawans were able to escape Order 66 and go into hiding. They've adopted the guise of Tusken Raiders and managed to stay hidden... ...until they unknowingly attempt to attack the PCs for supplies and the secret of their identities is revealed.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: A Hutt gangster is paying a staggering amount of credits to anyone who can deliver a pair of live Nexu to her palace. There's just one catch--she aims to breed them and will only pay the promised amount if the pair is one male and one female.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: A shady Rodian promises the PCs a cut of the riches from a crashed banking frigate scattered through the jungle of a forgotten world. Deep in the trees, her Trandoshan partner readies himself for another glorious hunt: armed adventurers--the most dangerous game.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #Plothook: The PCs take a simple but time-sensitive delivery job but things get complicated when a strange new sickness puts the station they're on into lockdown. Will they quarantine for the sake of safety and fail the job or can they avoid patrols, free their ship, and deliver on time?
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #RPGHook: As a profitable asteroid belt begins to run out of valuable ore, the mining corporation sets its sights on a massive collection of new rocks...the Alderaan debris field. The remaining refugees are understandably outraged and seek to stop them so they turn to the PCs for help.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: In a case of mistaken identity, someone bumps into a PC in a crowded area and slips a data storage device into their pocket. It bears the logo of a corporation in the city and is securely encrypted to only open when connected to a terminal inside their headquarters.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#SWRPG #PlotHook: A wealthy trader offers to pay the PCs to test the security of his corporation's cargo transport. The test is simple: steal an artifact from the ship without alerting anyone and bring it back to him. The trader, however, is a Clawdite thief looking to keep their hands clean.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#DnD #Plothook: The leader of a traveling circus approaches the party with a strange problem. Each time a new member is hired for a particular role in the show, they vanish after only a few performances. None have mentioned quitting beforehand and rumors are starting to spread through the camp.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Summarize your D&D game in only five words. #DnD #RPG #TTRPG #DungeonsAndDragons
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ya know, #DnD 4e had some pretty awesome books.
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OneCritWonder @onecritwonder.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed.” ― William Gibson
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