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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Well. . . if 'ya need any backup dancers, I'm your gal.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Huh? Maybe.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
What was it?
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
What?
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Square.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
That's the thing, I don't. I don't really know what I wanna do.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I kinda went to pursue my future and stuff. . . But y'know. It's weird.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
You know going to college is weird when you're the only talking monkey.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ugh, fine.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
gonna go smoke a weed.
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Now I know all her tricks, though. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I didn't know she EXISTED before then. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Wouldn't be terrible if she had good direction. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Nah."
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Nintendo? Nope. I'm gonna be in the DK Movie. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Still what? "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Kicked out of WHAT? "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Girl, I've BEEN fighting back You're the one who told me to calm down. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Yoshi? "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Of course she did! "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Nope. You being dead doesn't count. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" YEAH. THE TRUTH THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!! "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I DO NO SUCH THING!!!!! AND SHE DID CHEAT! SHE SHOVED ME OFF THE STAND! "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Nah. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I NEVER LOST TO HER EVER. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" A JPEG doesn't count. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Both. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Weren't you guys gone for a decade? And YOU never appeared again! "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Yeah. She's doing things with her life. Unlike a certain group of crocodiles. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I'm gonna kick her butt. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" What? She's really cool! Way more pretty and awesome than you could dream of. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Sigh. " I'll go get my crossbow. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Who told you that? I never lose to nobody. Especially not some disco weirdo. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Jeez. . . "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I ain't just some drug addict! I smoke weed OCCASIONALLY. Unlike you, who's probably on something 24/7 to wear something like THAT. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Seriously? Lame. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Oh, please. Her moves were out before she was in. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I literally live in a house. Something you could never say. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Yeah. That and she's a total poser. And a loser. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" We have dozens of those. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Wow, you ADMIT you live in the dump? I don't know if I should be grossed out or feel bad for you. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" What, Kludge? "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Yeah! "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Don't you got a dump to go to with the rest of that disco crap? "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Rivalry stuff. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" No, the place you belong, clown. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Never. "
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Yep."
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𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" The circus is that way, you know. "
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