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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞

@ominouspooltoy.ing

202 followers 249 following 1.3K posts

Squeaky pooltoy, maker of music, property of a big derg. 🏳️‍⚧️♀️ Permanently puppybrained, Permanently soggy. VERY NSFW MINORS GTFO! My music page: bsky.app/profile/blep.media

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 01/10/2026

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 25/09/2026

What the fuck is Rowling doing in my Android updates? GET OUT OF MY PHONE, YOU HORRIBLE PRICK!

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 22/08/2026

Just added 2 very important items to my to-do list

A blackboard with two items listed. The first reads "Outlive all of them miserable pricks (out of spite, if nothing else)", with each letter in the colours of the trans pride flag.
The second item simply reads, "Awoooooooooooo"

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 07/08/2026

When my manager won't stop preaching about how we should be using AI more:

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 21/07/2026

A Discord screenshot captioned "When gamers are afraid of sex". The interaction is in a channel connected to that of a Minecraft server.
LaBlueAwoo on Discord says "Sex".
DangerDawgz on the server says "woah" and then disconnects.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 25/05/2026

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 13/05/2026

Best I can do is the neighbour's cat.

An old white and brown cat sat behind a brick wall. It is scowling menacingly.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 12/04/2026

If you think pronouns are confusing, wait until you find out about verbs.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 02/04/2026

Mmm colourful noises

All tracks on my next album being prepared for release.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 10/03/2026

Octagon

Dog shape.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 03/03/2026

Why does my neighbour's cat look like it wants to murder me in my sleep?

A white and brown cat sat behind a brick wall, curled up and scowling angrily at the camera.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 02/03/2026

Babyfurs: *Exist* Some edgelord:

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 21/02/2026

HAHAHA NOOOOOO I ordered something off Amazon and the delivery driver got arrested right outside my house. Might've got a spectacle, but never got my parcel.

CCTV footage of the front of my house, with a black car parked on the kerb and a police van in front of it.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 29/01/2026

A smirking cat with the caption, "Unfortunately, I don't think before I speak. So I'm just as shocked as you are."

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 28/01/2026

Imma leave this here

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 08/12/2025

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 05/12/2025

Well the big words aren't too surprising... But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 30/11/2025

I just lost a companion today. One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best. Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched. Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds. Fly high, stinky. I love you. Marbles the Cat 2013-2025

Marbles, my white cat, sitting with her front paws on my leg and looking into the camera.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 29/11/2025

Summary of a typical babyfur Bsky feed

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 27/11/2025

Bluesky should give you the option to flag videos as AI generated. Especially when it's blatantly obvious. Or OP admits to it.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 23/11/2025

No cheating post your lock screen (Black is never boring)

Android lock screen with a black background and purple text

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 23/10/2025

I love this picture of my cat just staring into my soul

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 28/09/2025

This is prime shitpost material

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 23/09/2025

Why have an alarm clock when you can have a ĉ̴̗̭̎a̵̒̈́̐͆t̴̛̋̌͝

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 21/09/2025

2 unrelated posts from different people that go together almost perfectly...

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 28/08/2025

Europe tho...

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 28/08/2025

'Murica! Fuck no!

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 23/08/2025

Aight, so apparently I'm a massive failure. Tried to drill a normal, round hole... AND SOMEHOW GOT A TRIANGLE INSTEAD!

A rounded triangle hole in the corner of a window frame, with a grey wire going through it.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 19/08/2025

Grilling

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 17/08/2025

Yep... Certified queer lil creature

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 11/08/2025

Okay, I'll bite

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 05/08/2025

Absolute cat

Sassy white cat sitting on a pile of freshly cleaned clothes.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 24/07/2025

POV: You gave your cat the cheap food instead of the super hyper expensive food

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 21/07/2025

Ah yes...

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 06/07/2025

She's given up

Up close of a white cat laying on her side

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 06/07/2025

POV: Ur cat's trying to film a rap video again

Picture of a white cat from down low, sitting and glaring grumpily at the camera

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 01/07/2025

As a pooltoy, I don't "need" to eat, but if I do eat, it's because I'm craving something specific. And probably overpriced.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 28/06/2025

Got bored again... I'm sorry.

I can't feel my
My neck

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 16/06/2025

Damn 😍

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 07/06/2025

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 06/06/2025

I drew this when I was half asleep during a work meeting. Dafuq does this mean?

Text saying "They stole my ass cheeks ~ Can't have a shit in Detroit."
next to a line drawing of the back of a man whose buttocks have been removed.

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 06/06/2025

This is why everyone hates Evri. They didn't even approach the door and then had the audacity to tell me they couldn't deliver my package. Fuck them.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 18/05/2025

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Cover art for "The Fantastic Adventures of Sexdick"

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 07/05/2025

The (Finger reveal!)

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 19/04/2025

Crimes

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 02/04/2025

If you don't respect my homies, I don't respect you :3

A cardboard banner saying "Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem."

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 26/02/2025

A mutual friend of mine and my BF's gave up on being a furry so gave us his protogen-bee fursuit...

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 29/01/2025

Speaking of which, shameless plug incoming :3

Electronic Dance Goes Harder When You're Angry - releases Friday 7th of February.

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Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 13/11/2024

My cat is such a fking cat.

I love how when I talk to my cat she always looks at me like it's the dumbest thing she's ever heard, then she's like, "Oooo and spider"

Ominous Pooltoy 🎶🔞 @ominouspooltoy.ing · 13/11/2024

Yep... 100% submissive pubby

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