the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 2hNormal gravity has been restored by pylon F104-T 000
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The bellowing of trumpets over pylon I155-W has now ceased. 010
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thanks to our investigation and subsequent fix, the thousands of crane flies pylon N457-Y attracted are now docile, and will no longer attempt to swarm into your ears, nose or mouth. 000
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pylon I888-R no longer stretches into infinity. 000
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you wear braces, we ask that you stay away from pylon T333-F until it’s been assessed. 000
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026After investigating pylon E307-M, it was found to have not grown flesh, but was instead covered in a mass of undulating worms. The issue has been fixed, and the pylon is now worm free. 010
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pylon L336-S has been contained, and all limbs are now back with their respective owners. 000
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The early morning screams of despair from pylon S79-J have been dealt with, so local residents can once again get a good night's sleep 🌙 010
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Walking beneath pylon I65-G no longer transports you to the hadal zone. 021
the ominous pylon society @ominous-pylon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We are the ominous pylon society! We keep track of all the ominous pylons around the country to make sure they're behaving themselves. If you come across any pylons acting suspiciously, please contact us immediately, thank you! 040
