Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 9hI've known new recruit Dr. Florez for all of 5 minutes and I already think she should be a department head at the FBC. 020
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 21hWhy would you use an AI when you can recede into yourself by making a spreadsheet to track your collection like a proper herb. FOR FREE. 🤷♂️ 040
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 29/09/202647. Skin Deep (Give me a new take on McGyver where every week, Nina Pasadena saves a vessel full of cats from space pirates with little more than a paper clip and some black pepper. Six seasons and a movie, guaranteed.) 031
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 26/09/202646. Powerwash Simulator 2 DLCs: Caldera Chronicles, Adventure Time & Star Wars (I clean virtually to wash away the filthiness of the real world around me. This is the Way of the Spray.) 110
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 25/09/2026I am uh..... obsessive, and was reading the whiteboard text in the Oldest House (which also contains some stuff that fits your hypothesis), when I learned that if you don't move Dylan for a few seconds, the camera zooms in a fair amount. That plus some positioning gets you: 2261
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 25/09/2026When he finally breaks and makes something FOR himself, a self-portrait OF himself (made WITH himself, his own blood), then *that* is the work that finally triggers Cauldron Lake to do its thing and make his art transcend into reality. 200
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 16/09/202645. Mixtape (I get that this isn't for everyone, but the way it is deeply for me. As an avid music lover who grew up in the burbs and carried some friendships from High School into current day, a lot of this felt almost biographical. The whole game is a fuckin VIBE.) 140
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 15/09/2026Whenever they end up making the biopic, I know a guy who would nail this role, no problem. @joshruben.bsky.social 040
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 14/09/202644. Black Jacket (In a world full of Balatro-like parlor rogues, Black Jacket doubles down on a unique approach that distances it from others: a surprisingly compelling narrative reinforced by mechanics. Very much recommend it to others looking for something a little different.) 100
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 09/09/2026Said extremely complimentarily, it's giving Patrick Nagle 020
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 08/09/2026Here a detail from the Ocarina of Time Remake that I really loved-- The Deku Baba tongues look like bigass root vegetables. Neat! 140
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 07/09/202643. Metroid Prime 4: Beyond (Initially excited to return to the Primeverse but this one ended poorly for me. Motorcycle didn't make up for its cost, exploration was weaker than previous entries; the final backtrack & last boss fight were sour notes imo. 🤞 Prime 5 does better!) 100
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 28/08/202642. PRAGMATA (A damn fine game. I'm a fraidycat who has a tough time with Resident Evil, despite loving Dead Space 1/2, so this was perfect. Surprisingly into the story, phreaking dug the hacking and the tension of juggling hack, shoot and dodge actions. Get Diana some shoes for the sequel tho!) 120
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 26/08/2026Listening to @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social's Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen preview, thinking of him... 000
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 26/08/2026It's been *months*, and Arlecchino's "GO ON, THEN, SHOW MEEE!!" still haunts my memories 😅 010
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 24/08/202641. Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess (What a strange, delightful game. Really enjoyed this peculiar synthesis between tower-defense and character action genres. Exceptionally cool boss fights as well!) 110
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 19/08/202640. Voidling Bound (Pretty neat riff on the creature collector / Pokemon formula, but rather than turn-based RPG commands, training consists of ("amicably") possessing a Voidling, helping them improve and then splicing together crazy genetic oddities in a weird third person shooter.) 120
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 19/08/2026So can I, motherfucker. How about we remove one mistake making idiot from the process and let me PUT IN MY GODDAMN RESUME MANUALLY, UGH 140
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 15/08/202639. Destiny 2: Monuments of Triumph (I wasn't going to include MoT, but it does have an ending(s) and who knows if I'll ever get to celebrate one of my favorite games of all time properly again so-- farewell to a real one. 🫗 I'll still be logging on to Raid on occasion, tho.) 110
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 15/08/2026"The peaceful city of Lungfishopolis is under attack tonight by a hideous, gigantic monster the terrified citizens have named-- "GOGGALOR." 2104
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 11/08/202638. Destiny 2: Renegades (While I wasn't as concerned as others about Destiny getting a hot Star Wars injection so late in its life, I left QUITE IMPRESSED how much of it was overtones & gesturing rather than outright references. Bungie cooked, but sadly the already existing bill came due.) 120
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 07/08/202637. Destiny 2: The Edge of Fate (In returning for Monuments of Triumph and having my interest reinvigorated, I decided to play through the expansions I missed during my absence. EoF and the Kepler setting were not high points for me, but I LOVED what it was setting up for the future. Alas.) 210
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 29/07/202636. Untitled Goose Game (Never finished this one at release, but got to play completely in co-op with my nephew, which was a hoot. He thinks an asshole goose that honks relentlessly is the funniest thing ever created. And he is correct. Can't wait for Big Walk!) 150
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 28/07/2026You said you're in "Backend Development," but what I heard was: 0120
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 26/07/202635. 007 First Light (Thoroughly enjoyed my time with this, was genuinely surprised that IOI were able to strike a pretty ideal balance across many variables. Obvs a lot of Hitman influence, but not too much. Kept a serious tone, but still had some of the glib humor of eras past. Loved it.) 150
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 17/07/2026Two men get stuck in a bathroom and play a game to pass the time. 020
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 08/07/202634. Forza Horizon 6 (positive review cancelled by inept upper management) 140
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 03/07/2026Tim Sweeney is a colossal dumbfuck and the only AI truly needed is an Agent Smith to give him the appropriate cure to his ails: 000
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 03/07/202633. Saros (Very much enjoyed my time with Rahul Kohli and frenemies! Stands strong alongside its kin, even though I think I ultimately enjoyed the themes and weird disjointed narrative of Returnal more. Would happily take another game from Housemarque adjacent to both in a few years.) 110
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 23/06/202632. Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred (Full spectrum of thoughts on this one -- enjoyed the campaign and setting a lot, moreso than Vessel. Warlock was above average for me, not as bad as some say, but does feel a bit off. Finally realized I just don't like Diablo endgame.) 110
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 16/06/202631. Big Hops (had Big HOPES for this one, but it sadly fell a little short of what I personally look for in a platformer. Bugs kept me from achieving 100% which is a real sour note to leave off on for me -- but I had fun and would still recommend overall) 110
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 16/06/2026IIf you find yourself seeking droplets of joy in the desert of misery that we find ourselves in... you MUST seek the oasis that is Game Changer. 141
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 12/06/2026Several others were spectating, when a passerby came and only said 'moon larp,' which was genuinely hysterical. Then that new person and a couple others took over attempts, which freed up myself & my financier to heckle them ruthlessly, like Statler and Waldorf. But on the Moon. It was glorious. 🌝 200
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 12/06/2026After over 10 years of play, I just had maybe THEE BEST interaction with a stranger in Destiny, who cheered me on endlessly and bankrolled my attempts at obtaining a perfect score in the Tire Game on the Moon. For like 45 minutes. Except... I already had the Perfect Score triumph. And had forgot. 😆 230
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 12/06/2026To wit, here is the first page of posts on the Crazy Taxi World Tour discussion board. It's not every post, but it is most of them. 2607
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 09/06/2026<< Minor spoils for 007 First Light >> I just had one of my favorite physics / ragdoll moments in a long time, punctuated masterfully a combat bark ironically interrupted by sudden death: "I guess it's all up--" 😆😆 010
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 07/06/2026Just one of the many, MANY, incredible women in Destiny. Forever my Vanguard, Ikora Rae. 💠 010
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 04/06/2026If I send you this, I am already mid-crashout. @joshruben.bsky.social 040
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 03/06/2026I know the last thing the world needs is another riff on this, but it came to me in a dumb dream and I needed to make it real to vacate my brain: 010
Alex J. Sandoval @omglx.com · 03/06/202630. LEGO Horizon Adventures (Slow played this one with my nephew. I have watched him throw people into a recycling and laugh maniacally TOO many times.) 110