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Omega00024

@omega00024.bsky.social
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"This is the ol' Porkchop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there." Hopeful hobbyist hobbling haphazardly. He/him lacking vim, on a whim, on a limb.

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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 3h
One of my favorite things: Puppet/Muppets behind the scenes. Cookie Monster talking camera setups with John Oliver Elmo forgetting his line with Robin Williams Hacker the Dog being himself
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 6h
Me: Man, I really want to play sealed, but I always struggle picking a direction. Sealed Pool: Gotcha covered.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I once played against a guy rocking a $900 #mtg commander deck who thought you could Discard cards from the battlefield. No cheating intent imo, just someone whose group never knew. No shade from me btw, just a unique moment.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just realized I have never seen Pumpkin Spice flavored soda.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
matttaylorcomedy

Sorry the house is a wreck we just moved in 5 years ago
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't mind splitting points with MTL, just glad the Pens got two. 2-0! Still...I would have words with a few people if I could.
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Pingu Mad
ALT: Pingu Mad
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely despise 3 on 3 overtime.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Certainly the Penguins' perfect win record with 0 goals allowed in every season game in September is sustainable. Lessgopens!
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Noot Penguin
ALT: Noot Penguin
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, if I could figure out how to play Magic Arena and use my exercise bike at the same time, I'd probably stop playing Arena.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok internet, I need to lose weight. "Eat less" No "Eat less and exercise" Exercise, got it.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah, I seem to have barely crossed the tiny threshold that attracts a certain crowd of cybernetic salespeople. Not interested, fyi. Save yourself the trouble.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Fast X released I had a fantastic idea to watch all the movies in the series for the first time in reverse order. So of course the sequel got stuck in development hell.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In personal fashion, I've finally caught up with everyone else and found Letterboxd Downside is now I have to add all my movies and...
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I seem to be procrastinating going to sleep because I stayed up late and know I will wake up tomorrow feeling like crap. So...I'm staying up because I'm staying up, so I will feel terrible because I will feel terrible?
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It just occurred to me how weird it is to have a multiverse-shattering story in Reality Fracture with callbacks to minor characters of so many planes and still have major characters as "sirs not appearing in this set". Where's my Else-speth and AntiTeferi?
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, with Reality Fracture upgrades, this might actually work...
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, yes, I would like 100 more of whatever the Pens just did tonight.
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Pittsburgh Penguins: Are You Ready?
ALT: Pittsburgh Penguins: Are You Ready?
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2nd Fblthp win achieved
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fblthp win achieved
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So...Taigam + a spell + Jace is a thing, right?
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First Draft of FRA is looking on brand at least
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so ready to queue up two Reality Fracture drafts and go 0-6, u don't even know
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm quite alarmed at how often I discover an internet comedian is suffering significantly from depression behind the camera.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pittsburgh Pirates have had a winning season. It took them up to literally the last game. Because Pirates.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With Tarmogoyf back, a favorite Friday Nights bit also returns. Alex: I can't beat Tarmogoyf. Cam: Try Scavenging Ooze. Alex: Ok, I'll have to play green then. Cam: Then you'd be silly to not run Tarmogoyf. Alex: uh...ok Cam: Now Alex, why are you running Scavenging Ooze in a Tarmogoyf deck?
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Accidentally scrolling sideways instead of up and down is far more aggravating than it should be
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reality Fracture pre release takeaway: WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS ART AAAAH!!! It has a FACE!? A JFACE?!
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait, there were only 16 episodes of Jabberjaw??
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arena player waiting for Reality Fracture to turn the in-progress tier 3 deck into a fully functional tier 4 deck
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Sad Pablo Escobar: A Lonely Figure
ALT: Sad Pablo Escobar: A Lonely Figure
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Regular season hockey starts soon
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Wallace Wallace And Gromit
ALT: Wallace Wallace And Gromit
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Shaun the Sheep movie gets two thumbs up!
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Sheep Agreed Thumbs Up
ALT: Sheep Agreed Thumbs Up
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Person: "Hey, nice shirt!" Me: (wait what shirt am I wearing??) "uh, thanks"
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgetting my phone in the car
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Samus Aran in Metroid Dread Power Suit
ALT: Samus Aran in Metroid Dread Power Suit
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you ever gone mountain biking? Do you believe in the power of a curse? Have you had your hearing tested lately? Have you ever visited a truck stop?
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Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things
YouTube video by Zane Golia
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"just practice" is terrible advice. Of course practice is important. Everyone knows that. If your advice is just what everyone already knows, it's terrible advice.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no. I've become addicted to the jank. It's not /not/ working just enough. #mtg
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wednesday, whyfore art thou not Friday?
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
ALT: Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"So what's the reason for your visit today?"
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Whose Line Is It Anyway: Colin's 'Cursed for Many Years'
Alt: Whose Line Is It Anyway: Colin's 'I have been cursed for Many Years'
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh I don't like the new android clock icon...
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: Why would I buy a $300 watch? Watch: It's got a red flashlight you can use during night hikes. Me: My route to the fridge can be treacherous but I'm good on my own. Watch: You can also pretend you're the Red Power Ranger. Me: ............so do you take credit?
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don't have to get it to "get it".
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy smokes. The Pittsburgh Pirates are one win away from a non-losing season. Yes that is my bar for them, but for reference they've only managed that 4 times in my life.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Bro, do you even lift?" Bro I get tired just by standing.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ostensible purpose of copyright is to defend creators' creations from theft. lol. lmao even.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is basically Lost Media to the average person.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
More sequels should do what XCOM2 did. Imagine if episode 7 began with a text crawl about how Luke turned evil and he and Vader overthrew the emperor.
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I've finally started having fun with Ashiok in standard. #mtg
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Omega00024 @omega00024.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I feel like Bluesky is a grandparent who once heard you liked one thing and now gives it to you a lot. There's a lot of birds in my discover feed. It's not exactly bad or anything. They're some good birds. But I don't know when Bluesky decided that about me.
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