Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comMonkeybone SmackALT: Monkeybone Smack 010
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Hot Take: Dr. Pulaski is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than Dr. Crusher, and episodes where she's sparring with Picard demonstrate actual dramatic friction. 020
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Maximus died on the way back to his home planet #FThisMovieFest 020
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Wanna feel old? This is Luscious now. #FThisMovieFest 071
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026“Holy Roman Empire! Crowe Maximus-imizes with spectacular thrills, and I’m GLAD-TO-RATE-‘ER a colossal smash!” #FThisMovieFest 2152
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Now that’s what I call 30 Odd Foot of Grunts #FThisMovieFest 071
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Me, whenever someone kisses a statue. #FThisMovieFest 020
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Choreography courtesy Sparky Polastri #FThisMovieFest 2180
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Guys, just wait for the third act Falco flip-flop #FThisMovieFedt 0101
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026No one’s gonna Sha(m)e THIS Falco(r)! #FThisMovieFest 0120
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I’ve got an idea to motivate this team! #FThisMovieFest 0182
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Wait. Does this whole movie take place under water? #FThisMovieFest 170
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2026When the guy on the right speaks, everybody listens #FThisMovieFest 0151
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026If Nic Cage really wants to steal those cars, he’s gotta stop granny shifting when he should be double clutching. He’s lucky that 100 shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake. #FThisMovieFest 140
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026The Sphinx don’t talk because Napoleon shot off his tongue #FThisMovieFest 000
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Why are they stealing 26-year-old cars? #FThisMovieFest 020
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026“My son Memphis is stealing WHAT?!” #FThisMovieFest 050
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Nic Cage eyeing that 1967 Mustang a little too intensely #FThisMovieFest 051
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026“The time it takes to steal a cheerleading routine…” #FThisMovieFest 030
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Checking in from FTM West! And guess what? I’m still … Big … Red. #FThisMovieFest 1121
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Thanks to @patrickbromley.bsky.social for “detonating“ (hosting) another “nuclear bomb” (F This Movie Fest) on this “comet” (comet)! #fthismoviefest 0210
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Billy Bob is the new daddy figure in town #fthismoviefest 0100
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025“Shame on me for deep-core drilling with my eyes closed so tight.” #fthismoviefest 070
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025#fthismoviefestmedia.tenor.comhomer simpson from the simpsons is holding a white object in his handALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is holding a white object in his hand 1251
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Is there a star rating higher than 5 on Letterboxd? Asking for a GLOBAL KILLER. #fthismoviefest 070
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025“Who’s the real global killer — a Texas-sized comet or the mainstream media?” #fthismoviefest @patrickbromley.bsky.social 0181
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025The PSAs for this movie always confused me #fthismoviefest 0202
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025All of Steve Buscemi’s dialogue was written by the lowest bidder #fthismoviefest 0120
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Flight Director Horace: “I’ve found that deep-core drilling is like a stew. All the ingredients have to come together just right. Otherwise, it's just soup.” #fthismoviefest 050
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Ben Affleck be STEALING Liv Tyler’s BEAUTY with dem caps. #fthismoviefest 060
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Armageddon myself some animal crackers! #fthismoviefest 0151
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Which is it, Bruce? A science or an art?! Drilling can’t be both! #fthismoviefest 170
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025. @robdicristino.bsky.social just creamed his pants #fthismoviefestmedia.tenor.coma man is saying i 'm at a loss for words .ALT: a man is saying i 'm at a loss for words . 0110
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 02/03/2025It’s what we call a globull killlar. #fthismoviefest 050
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My name is Doug, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! 080
Doug Schultz @omarspeck.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My manifesto to websites: I reject your cookies. I decline 15% off in exchange for my email address. I refuse to converse with your chatbot. I will never share my location with you. 010