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Since the rest of the internet is a hell hole, just need a quiet place to post pictures of my dong. Exposure and reposts are A+. DM’s are open, but don’t be a creep. Split time between Houston and Omaha. cash.app/$OmahaAlt

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 15h
Giving downtown Omaha a SHOW!
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OkieOtter @okieotter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 7 🔒: Let me help you get over this hump day #humpday #locked #Locktober
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velacetus.bsky.social @velacetus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1 week of #locktober down
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At TSA my carry on gets flagged. Guy starts going through it. Pulls out my hood, and inside I usually keep my douche. “What’s this?” “Umm, are you looking for the candle? It’s in that bag.” “Ugh, yeah. That’s what I’m looking for.”
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OkieOtter @okieotter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 5 🔒: Almost forgot to check-in #mcm #locked #Locktober
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just a baby.
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James K @bellyrubz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ears lowered
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone put away my laundry?!?
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking good
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’ve got this.
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BJ @bjofnyc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#mcm wiggle
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enjoy.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Take it easy. 🙂
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching Americas funniest videos at my dad’s. It always fucking kills me that the audience is always so dressed up to watch people fall into a lake and get hurt.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone put away my laundry?!?
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
home alone for a few days, then going to omaha for a workation.
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HEAUXMEAUX @chicagoheaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The heat and humidity in Charlotte this weekend had me swole and swinging! #charlotte #clt
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brogressive overload @meatballjake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m a simple boy I like dad dick and a big belly
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Station Eleven was good, but never read anything else from her.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AC Hotels have great lighting.
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Plack Blague @plackblague.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bandcamp Friday - 25% off merch with checkout code: BLAGUE plackblague.bandcamp.com/merch
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OkieOtter @okieotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Day 1 🔒: Will I make it the full month? #Locktober
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velacetus.bsky.social @velacetus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good boy!
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velacetus.bsky.social @velacetus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy #locktober!
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peanut butter is my favorite.
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old bay booty @oldbaybooty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a sweaty boy
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mmmm.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I just bought a device holder from Concept 2 to hold the phone by the PM so I can see what I’m supposed to be doing. Hopefully gets here soon.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Worked out again today. Rowing classes on Apple fitness are nice just to not have to think about anything. But I’ve been using AirPlay to stream to the tv. Turns out, my tv doesn’t support AirPlay2, which would allow my metrics to be on the tv.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s so dumb! Take your kids and dog to the park. Meet your neighbors.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think most people have the mentality that “i need to live in the suburbs and have a yard.” You absolutely do not need that. Move to the city.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hot German Instagram guy is starting to get annoying.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am using some AI in the job search. Linked In obviously doesn’t catch every posting. So lately I’ve told AI to give me all the places in say downtown that might have tech positions, then just use that list to look at careers pages.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back to crashing out at work. Just basically spend an hour each day applying for new jobs.
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Dan @captaindman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leg day. During. After.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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3D Glasses Bunny Eating Popcorn
ALT: 3D Glasses Bunny Eating Popcorn
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mnversking @mnversking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A good weekend 🤤
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday home workout complete
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, we got something out of it.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sloppy!
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ate garbage for lunch so cancelled it all! Maybe I’ll do a hiit workout before trivia.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rowed this morning. Please clap.
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ZaddyOhh @zaddyohh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pre loaded dad pussy is the best pussy
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg. Yeah. But honestly super spicy food would probably be good, too.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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