Sign in

Thain MacKenzie

@olorin.bsky.social
91 followers 119 following 249 posts

tree-herd // she/her insta @sirdigbychickencaesar youtube @tolkien-trash

PostsRepliesMedia
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
taking my DMT pills every day is like microdosing menopause. hot flash? baby I got it
000
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
no more hiding, I’ll be skiving like I’m Bartleby (the scrivener) (I would prefer not to)
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
one thing about me is I am up to something
230
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I love wearing actual sweatpants to the gym instead of leggings. nasty little trash boy energy
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
almost felt you liked the forest? that’s uncommonly kind of you lil Treebeard cosplay for #tolktober2025
171
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
as a seasoned and wizened live music enjoyer, it is truly a privilege to go to a show with my partner and let him lead me, hand in hand, through the crowd so we can watch the encore from the door and get out of there before the crush pros recognize pros man I love that guy
140
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I bring a sort of cunty dude energy to reading the lord of the rings that tolkien purists don’t really like
020
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
saw a hedgehog literally scurrying down the sidewalk the other night. blessed
120
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
not even halfway through my LotR livestreams and my ride or dies are asking for more?? I would take a bullet for the people who sub my youtube and that’s a promise
110
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
in Stockholm for one day, ordered a bottle of wine to myself, listening to everyone around me chat in Swedish, the sun goes down in 15 minutes. this has been your moment of zen, and mine
030
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
girl how you gonna expose my wip Rivendell like this
130
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
loving that instagram continues to release features that put little floating icons on top of the image and video content on an image and video app, making it difficult to see the images and videos. very good sweetie
030
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
my favorite part of making costumes is having absolutely no idea what I’m doing with spray adhesive
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I heart everyone’s insta stories because I have so much love to give, it simply bursts out of me. plus some of y’all funny as fuck
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
yeah I do think I’m terribly clever thanks
250
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I see the animal kingdom as the all-star cast of David Attenborough’s documentaries. like oh shit a pine marten!! I know you!! Seasonal Forests, right? can I get a photo? oh, you’re eating dinner? right man, sorry to bother you, love your work
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I’m like if an extremely beautiful and intelligent woman also had holes in her brain
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I will never hesitate to let my friends know the exact dimensions and appearances of the pedestals I’ve built for them to sit on
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
finally watched Wicked and the trill Cynthia gave at the end of Defying Gravity has single-handedly cured my depression
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
reading the Farseer trilogy and I’m obsessed with my bumbling unkillable dog boy protag. I just started book 2 and I’m rabid
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I love all my siblings equally and differently the brother closest in age to me gets only my worst selfies and Star Wars references my sister gets affirmations, dog pics, and music recommendations my youngest brother receives the memes and posts that make me ugly laugh and that’s love, babey
020
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
suddenly wondering What Is That on your bathroom wall or floor? it’s a moth, guaranteed
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
bought a bottle of orange wine today called wizard’s wine so yeah you could say things are going great for me
150
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I’ve got them dawgs* in me *they’re called Grip, Fang, and Wolf and they know you stole those mushrooms
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
the simonsits gal has an unbeatable crying music playlist, I just know it
000
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
saw a London gay wearing a green bay packers hat. do we think he’s a cheese head or is this stolen valor
120
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I got a sick leg tattoo but I can’t cross my legs while it’s healing. during pride month too
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the only thing stopping me from becoming a cult leader and ruining all your lives is my own internal sense of goodness and fortitude. you’re welcome
120
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
realizing that I’m a part-time model who also has to keep her normal job
020
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I really don’t know how else to say that if you share something AI-generated with me, even if it is technically funny or whatever, I lose a little bit of respect for you. sure you didn’t make it, but I still don’t want to see it
040
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I need to be the hottest person at the dump for some reason
010
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
the weirdest thing about having tattoos is once they’re healed you can’t feel them
110
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
and I said / what about / second breakfast
020
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“how would orcs know what a menu is?” BORING “why does Gimli know about the central nervous system” UPSETTING “hobbits have multicolored sprinkles” THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD fantasy anachronisms are not created equal
0252
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
not right now babe I’m busy putting a bra on the cat’s head for a topical tik tok
020
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ben Gibbard’s voice is like if Winnie the Pooh was a PNW indie rock singer
000
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
go big or go home, Sam
000
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
icymi
030
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Gandalf is doing my stream tonight. If you even care youtube.com/live/c5OLeMh...
youtube.com
ii. IV. A Journey in the Dark
it's week 17
120
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“I’ve never seen you and Timothée Chalamet in the same room” yeah because I’m his Picture of Dorian Gray
130
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
every day I add to my pile of internet bookmarks, my own little library of alexandria. I lost curatorial control long ago and will never get to 90% of these things I’m saving “to read later” but a magpie must collect
020
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
done: goth girls fun: broth girls
170
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I have an autoimmune disorder and I wouldn’t wish this shit on anyone EXCEPT JK Rowling ¨̮
040
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
hey quick question how come when a woman wears a suit everyone calls it a “pantsuit” it’s a fucking three piece suit. I paid good money for it. it is a suit. it has pants/trousers; still just a suit. hope this helps
130
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
you ever have a rough work week and then build a hammock? I am the architect of my own relaxation
030
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
be kind, be courageous, but most of all be stupid
110
Thain MacKenzie @olorin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
expired: “Tolkien reading day is March 25” inspired: every day is Tolkien reading day. put some respect on my fucking guy
011