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Ollie McClellan

@olliemcclellan.bsky.social
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I only count for half. And I would prefer not to. #BanReplay

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 10h
What the fuck are they doing?!?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 11h
I'm going to have a Trash Tuesday take that will get me 100% virulent condemnation. Y'all are gonna be so mad at me. Somebody remind me.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 11h
Pablo's been back in the lab.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 12h
Hey, @mlmarkkanen.bsky.social. That's an elite screen name.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 12h
Most important thing here is that Shams got the branding of "THE•TEAM" 100% on point.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 23h
Mr./Ms. Managers, I require assistance. What is the craziest request an employee has ever made and did you agree?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How the fuck do the Valkyries get the ball there? That's fucking dumb.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike thinks she's playing Clanga out here.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God damn, that shot Arike just hit would have hit the roof in a few WNBA arenas.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see the transcendent coaching genius of "call timeout to go 1-4 low for your best player" also infects the WNBA.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pathetic.
NOT ME from the Family Circus.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Timeouts should be criminalized. Players should just have to figure it out themselves.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He really thought he cooked with that one.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Put this blocking on my tombstone. The sum total of my interactions with the blocker.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NCAA FB and MBB coaches really were onto a good thing when the amount of revenue in college athletics went through the roof but the players' wages were still unlawfully capped.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hockey romance books have made it a real challenge to find a hockey book for my Old Man on Amazon.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legacy media stop just credulously posting every fucking self-promotional utter nonsense press release from the Generative AI companies Challenge. Difficulty level: Impossible.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Check out the Surrender Cobra from the staffer who's totally getting fired:
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wanted to like this more than I did. "There She Goes" is a classic but the rest of the album is a bit meh, tbh. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums
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The La's (album) - Wikipedia
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoo boy, Klobuchar got right under that clown's skin, didn't she?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the best things about the Album a Day thing has been discovering some excellent pre-hickpop country music. This one just didn't connect for me at all, but it's fine as anodyne background desk music. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums
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The Grand Tour (album) - Wikipedia
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
awoo
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WAKWNTHN (Canadian edition) Show your faces, you fucking cowards.
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B.C. politicians, leaders condemn white nationalist gathering on First Nation reserve | CBC News
B.C. politicians and leaders are denouncing a gathering of white nationalists on the Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc reserve near Kamloops, B.C. Kúkpi7 Rosanne Casimir said the nation received reports Sunday m...
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit. The head coach isn't already on leave and/or terminated?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean . . . I listened to all three albums of this so it must be good but it's necessarily uneven. "California Stars" is incredible. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums
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Mermaid Avenue - Wikipedia
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Shithead Cat could still jump. 😞
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't mind them at all but it seems like their somewhat limited shtick was getting tired by this point. ⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums
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Get Behind Me Satan - Wikipedia
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really really fucking weird thing for a guy who made career earnings of $17,552,474 for not really even playing a sport to say.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am going to listen to this six times through and them I am going to fight God because I will have no mountains left to climb. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #1001Albums
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Goo (album) - Wikipedia
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I worked at EA Canada in the 90s there was ONE SIMPLE TRICK for a woman to get a basically instant promotion and I'm sure you can all guess what that was. Seems like, if anything, it's gotten worse since.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so hungry now.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, from what I understand that sort of thing makes it a bit hard for somebody to keep a job.
Temporary electronic traffic sign that says "FLASHERS MAY NOT WORK."
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, from what I understand that sort of thing makes it a bit hard for somebody to keep a job.
Temporary electronic traffic sign that says "FLASHERS MAY NOT WORK."
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching a Wazzu-NNVSTS September non-conference game with the SEC on CBS bumper music is some real pervert shit (pejorative).
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is crying Ferentz . . . likeable?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No trouble with the snap there. None at all.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOLOL Herky's pissed.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My GP got back to me about my labs yesterday. She's "a bit" concerned about my cholesterol and recommended "the Mediterranean diet." That just means more shawarma and souvlaki, right?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants to "team teach" three students in a three-hour seminar about nothing over Teams with a person whom they haven't been on speaking terms with for three months?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah. I see the administration has responded to faculty opposition to AI by changing the name of the "initiative" from "HorAIzons" to "Digital Directions."
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just put $2,000 down on the Packers to win the Super Bowl this year. Maybe I should scroll my TL for a sec to see how that's going.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you had to move to a country you've never been to what would your pick be? Probably the Republic of Ireland for me. You know, for the craic.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The boys in the Mossad have the chance to do the funniest thing.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, that would be fucking crazy if y'all were in very dangerous waters regarding your democracy. This just came right out of left field with no warning for the past decade+.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dark ALT TXT is accurate and dark.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woke nonsense.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm beginning to question the underlying premise of the "nostupidquestions" subreddit. If you're bamboozled by the concept of the HOT-N-READY I have concerns.
At Little Caesars, does "hot and ready" mean that I can just walk in and get a pizza without calling ahead?
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look, if they're all partners it's either John or Ethan depending on which of them had less fees received last fiscal. Practically speaking, though, it's a logical impossibility for a partner to commit any form of harassment. That's not real.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think we have an equivalent to your closet/door thing here, @hooverstreetrag.org.
This ia not the exit door, Ollie.This is also not the exit door, Ollie.This is the exit door, Ollie. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ya bum.
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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think we figured out why the seed bells are disappearing so quickly. The boys are on the case.
Deer.Invader Kitty (orange, plump, grouchy) and Shithead Cat (grey, fluffy, himbo) staring intensely at the deer - immediately after running inside when she scared them.
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