Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/09/2026I just started reading Critical Failures book 9 and after a few hours I realized I have already read this and it somehow never made it into my book log. So, I am re-reading it to remind me of all the things I forgot before I dive into book 10, which I know I haven't read. 011
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/09/2026I was updating my "Books Read" list and discovered I've listened to Jeff Hayes long before Dungeon Crawler Carl. He also did the Stonehaven League series back in 2018 with Annie Ellicott 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 25/09/2026I guarantee you it was a typo that stated this "we should call it SI" bs "No, i didn't make a typo, I just think we should it SI instead of AO" "DSMNIT!" 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/09/2026My favorite thing about the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks is that I am 100% convinced there scenes in there that are written for no reason other than to fuck woth Jeff Hayes. 040
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/08/2026Work is going back to 8am instead of 730 With that extra half hour I thought: let's have a healthy breakfast! My body's response: FOOD BEFORE NOON? WTF?! REJECT IT IMMEDIATELY! 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 27/08/2026Stop buying my data from scammers... just pay me for it, I will give it to you 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 22/08/2026I'm a little bummed by the Uncanny Spiderman comic where Nightcrawler disguises as Spiderman so he can fight crime. There isn't a whole lot of Nightcrawler in it, and even less of him Spidermanning. It felt less like a Nightcrawler series with most of the focus going to the villains hunting him. 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/08/2026People when they learn your gay: Wow, why didn't you tell me? You've been lying this whole time. People when you wear a pin to let others know your gay: We dont care, keep it to yourself. Why does it have to be your whole identity? 030
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 08/08/2026I'm at the county Faire. There is a lightning storm, and there is discussion about a dragon tamer on the speaker. I think i am about to get Isekaid 100
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 05/08/2026Good news chat, I recovered my MySpace account! And they still have some of my photos! 110
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 23/07/2026I recently discovered my favorite Marvel character, Nightcrawler, had a run at being Spider-Man for a few issues. I have issues 1, 2, and 4... I couldn't find 3. May have to resort to E-bay 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 23/07/2026So, new rat commander deck is going well. Ended the game with 33 life. My opponent had -1,093 #MTG 260
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 08/07/2026One secret to living a happier, healthier life that the rich dont want you to know: Be rich! Seriously, it solves 90% of your fucking problems! 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 08/07/2026Youtubers be like: "I am doing this van build on a minimal budget and no engineering skill" Proceeds to spend 12,000 dollars and build an electrical system from the ground up 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 03/07/2026Checking the delivery status of my bag every 10 minutes 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 03/07/2026Found all my tcg cards and stayed showing and organizing them and discovered i have a bit over 2,000 yu-gi-oh cards and a little more than 1,000 mtg. Need to step up my pokemon game, cause I only have a few hundred of them 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 02/07/2026I ordered a new bag this past weekend. Today it went on sale for 25% off. Bah 100
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 01/07/2026Jack Alcott is like if Josh Hartnett and Joseph Gordon Levitz had a kid 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 29/06/2026Hmm... no new posts from @eleanoreleanor96.bsky.social in a while... who am I supposed to annoy? 110
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 27/06/2026Good time ruiner; We drive on a parkway because parkways orignally lead to, or connected parks. We park on a driveway because driveways used to be the long roads leading up to manor houses. They have since been shortened, but the name remains. Its the road to the house. 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 26/06/2026I bought the ultimate edition of the game. 199.99$ With this edition all I have to do is say "The Game" and you just lost it. 120
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 25/06/2026When you're a zombie, every fight is a food fight. 121
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 25/06/2026Let me show you how I renovated this house with only 5k in the bank! First, inherit a 300 year old cottage on a private island. Take a year off work to focus all your time and energy on this project. Utilize the 100k $$ woodwork shop you've built over the last 3 decades. 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 24/06/2026Influencers trying to show how to build a pc for under 500$ "This CPU only cost me 50 bucks after trading in my car" "With connections at NASA you can get ram for next to nothing" "I got this motherboard for free from a viewer on my onlyfans" 1015916
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 24/06/2026My boss kept telling me that the closest Jack in the Box was in Cuba. I always thought he was just being facetious. Today I learned that Cuba is a city about 2 hours away... and it has a Jack in the Box 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 24/06/2026Picked up 2 new board games ovee the weekend! So excited! Western Legends and Timber Peaks (stand alone expansion to Last Night on Earth) 120
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 22/06/2026Just received the best message from an old school friend on Facebook. "Hey, our old friends want to know if you're still a guy" 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 21/06/2026Tiny things that annoy me: No one can get Dorian Gray right. All media has him with dark hair and eyes, some mysterious handsome fellow who enjoyed fine things. Dorian Gray was a blonde haired blue eyed twink who partied hard. He'd be snorting coke and wearing neon shorts at a rave today. 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 19/06/2026Do I buy a 5070 now... or keep saving for a 5070ti 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 19/06/2026Ever watch a movie or show and just wonder what the chatacter has in their bag? Do they actually have stuff their chatacter would carry or is it just stuffed with junk to look full? 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 17/06/2026I bought a case of liquid death and didnt realize I bought a case of liquid death energy so I cant just sip these all day 😭 100
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 17/06/2026I cant make Mac and cheese... or ramen... because none of my pots are compatible with an induction stove 110
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 17/06/2026Trying to do some healthy cooking but most of the recipes I find online dont bother with quantities in their recipes... Theyre just like "honey, garlic, ketchup" How much do I need? Do I need a cup of ketchup?! Help, I dont cook! I make Mac and cheese and ramen! 120
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 16/06/2026One achievement away from 100% on peggle blast 020
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026And to be absolutely clear, sex offenders all know that what theyre doing is wrong, but the urges inside them can be overwhelming. Seek help before you do something stupid and harmful, because once you attack someone else, the idea of leniency goes out the window. 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026Thoughts, no matter how disgusting, are just thoughts. Just like any serial killer or other mentally unstable individual seeking to harm others, allowing them access to mental healthcare PREVENTS crime and harm. Dont just punish them after the crime, because someone has already been hurt by then. 020
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026With Pride here and all the hate groups spewing nonsense about pedos I want to take a moment to say: the world would be a better place if we had free mental healthcare and those people who have urges to do things to children could seek mental help BEFORE attacking and harming kids. 020
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026"I didnt get up the courage to talk to anyone here" "I really felt like I didnt belong" Oh, honey, we all would have talked to you. You do belong. Everyone is welcome at pride, and as long as you dont spew hate and contempt, you will be treated with respect and kindness. [Pedos and nazis excluded] 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026Like, one of the more viewed videos is talking about a woman walking around completely topless on an area with kids, and they cut to an image of a woman wearing a slightly flesh tone shirt. 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026Some of my local Facebook groups have videos of the "immoral sex party with nudes parades" from the pride festival the other day, and their videos are literally just "people walking around and chatting but in colorful clothes" 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026A lot of people dont understand that Pride isnt about sex: its about community, and learning to love and accept the differences in people. It's about allowing everyone to express themselves as they truly are, without judgement, and without prejudice. 043
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 03/06/2026Almost 5 hours into Librarian and I just discovered you can gain new powers by leveling up. I had no idea I could level up. I've been raw-dawgin this thing 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 01/06/2026My phone is being very optimistic today. Tried to write conplain 3 times and it autocorrected to compassion 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 31/05/2026Watching the Nic Cage Spiderman show and I love that he can use his spidey sense to pick locks 000
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 31/05/2026I have some news... I am mortal again. Theyre were some... complications... with the process, but its close enough. 010
Ollie 🧟♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/05/2026If your society is telling kids that dresses and barbies are for girls, and cars and wrestling are for boys, then don't be surprised when the boy who likes dresses and barbies says they're a girl, and the girl who likes cars and wrestling says they're a boy. 020