Sign in

Ollie 🧟‍♀️

@ollieeatsbrains.satan.social
293 followers 194 following 3.6K posts

Just your friendly, neighborhood zombie. It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago) Allergic to Phoenix Down Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd [[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]

PostsRepliesMedia
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/09/2026
I just started reading Critical Failures book 9 and after a few hours I realized I have already read this and it somehow never made it into my book log. So, I am re-reading it to remind me of all the things I forgot before I dive into book 10, which I know I haven't read.
011
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/09/2026
I was updating my "Books Read" list and discovered I've listened to Jeff Hayes long before Dungeon Crawler Carl. He also did the Stonehaven League series back in 2018 with Annie Ellicott
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 25/09/2026
I guarantee you it was a typo that stated this "we should call it SI" bs "No, i didn't make a typo, I just think we should it SI instead of AO" "DSMNIT!"
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/09/2026
Animatronic chuck-e-cheese staring with mouth open.
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/09/2026
My favorite thing about the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks is that I am 100% convinced there scenes in there that are written for no reason other than to fuck woth Jeff Hayes.
040
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/08/2026
Work is going back to 8am instead of 730 With that extra half hour I thought: let's have a healthy breakfast! My body's response: FOOD BEFORE NOON? WTF?! REJECT IT IMMEDIATELY!
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 27/08/2026
Stop buying my data from scammers... just pay me for it, I will give it to you
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 22/08/2026
I'm a little bummed by the Uncanny Spiderman comic where Nightcrawler disguises as Spiderman so he can fight crime. There isn't a whole lot of Nightcrawler in it, and even less of him Spidermanning. It felt less like a Nightcrawler series with most of the focus going to the villains hunting him.
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/08/2026
People when they learn your gay: Wow, why didn't you tell me? You've been lying this whole time. People when you wear a pin to let others know your gay: We dont care, keep it to yourself. Why does it have to be your whole identity?
030
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 08/08/2026
I'm at the county Faire. There is a lightning storm, and there is discussion about a dragon tamer on the speaker. I think i am about to get Isekaid
100
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 05/08/2026
Good news chat, I recovered my MySpace account! And they still have some of my photos!
Young man with shoulder length hair and red lips, looking quite androgynous
110
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 23/07/2026
I recently discovered my favorite Marvel character, Nightcrawler, had a run at being Spider-Man for a few issues. I have issues 1, 2, and 4... I couldn't find 3. May have to resort to E-bay
3 comic books featuring nightcralwer dressed as Spiderman. They are uncanny Spiderman issues 1, 2, and 4
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 23/07/2026
So, new rat commander deck is going well. Ended the game with 33 life. My opponent had -1,093 #MTG
260
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 08/07/2026
One secret to living a happier, healthier life that the rich dont want you to know: Be rich! Seriously, it solves 90% of your fucking problems!
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 08/07/2026
Youtubers be like: "I am doing this van build on a minimal budget and no engineering skill" Proceeds to spend 12,000 dollars and build an electrical system from the ground up
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 04/07/2026
The new bag is here!
Photo of a sling bag with pins, clips, and keychains hanging from it. The bag is a pinkish color, with black straps criss-cross the front of it. The pins include a winged goat with a transgender pride flag, and a rainbow shaped like a penis with two ball shaped clouds.
110
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 03/07/2026
Checking the delivery status of my bag every 10 minutes
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 03/07/2026
Found all my tcg cards and stayed showing and organizing them and discovered i have a bit over 2,000 yu-gi-oh cards and a little more than 1,000 mtg. Need to step up my pokemon game, cause I only have a few hundred of them
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 02/07/2026
I ordered a new bag this past weekend. Today it went on sale for 25% off. Bah
100
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 01/07/2026
Jack Alcott is like if Josh Hartnett and Joseph Gordon Levitz had a kid
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 29/06/2026
Hmm... no new posts from @eleanoreleanor96.bsky.social in a while... who am I supposed to annoy?
110
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 27/06/2026
Good time ruiner; We drive on a parkway because parkways orignally lead to, or connected parks. We park on a driveway because driveways used to be the long roads leading up to manor houses. They have since been shortened, but the name remains. Its the road to the house.
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 26/06/2026
You've surfed your last butthole
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 26/06/2026
I bought the ultimate edition of the game. 199.99$ With this edition all I have to do is say "The Game" and you just lost it.
120
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 25/06/2026
When you're a zombie, every fight is a food fight.
121
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 25/06/2026
Let me show you how I renovated this house with only 5k in the bank! First, inherit a 300 year old cottage on a private island. Take a year off work to focus all your time and energy on this project. Utilize the 100k $$ woodwork shop you've built over the last 3 decades.
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 24/06/2026
Influencers trying to show how to build a pc for under 500$ "This CPU only cost me 50 bucks after trading in my car" "With connections at NASA you can get ram for next to nothing" "I got this motherboard for free from a viewer on my onlyfans"
1015916
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 24/06/2026
My boss kept telling me that the closest Jack in the Box was in Cuba. I always thought he was just being facetious. Today I learned that Cuba is a city about 2 hours away... and it has a Jack in the Box
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 24/06/2026
Picked up 2 new board games ovee the weekend! So excited! Western Legends and Timber Peaks (stand alone expansion to Last Night on Earth)
Timber Peak cover. The image is not loading so I can not describe it well... it has police sherif Anderson, probably with a shotgun, in his sherif coat and cool hat. A few other characters are also there, in the dark woods with zombiesThe board game Western Legends, featuring a mustache wearing bandit aiming a gun, a rancher on a horse, and another fellas head giving side eye
120
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 22/06/2026
Just received the best message from an old school friend on Facebook. "Hey, our old friends want to know if you're still a guy"
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 21/06/2026
Tiny things that annoy me: No one can get Dorian Gray right. All media has him with dark hair and eyes, some mysterious handsome fellow who enjoyed fine things. Dorian Gray was a blonde haired blue eyed twink who partied hard. He'd be snorting coke and wearing neon shorts at a rave today.
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 19/06/2026
Do I buy a 5070 now... or keep saving for a 5070ti
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 19/06/2026
Ever watch a movie or show and just wonder what the chatacter has in their bag? Do they actually have stuff their chatacter would carry or is it just stuffed with junk to look full?
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 17/06/2026
I bought a case of liquid death and didnt realize I bought a case of liquid death energy so I cant just sip these all day 😭
100
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 17/06/2026
I cant make Mac and cheese... or ramen... because none of my pots are compatible with an induction stove
110
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 17/06/2026
Trying to do some healthy cooking but most of the recipes I find online dont bother with quantities in their recipes... Theyre just like "honey, garlic, ketchup" How much do I need? Do I need a cup of ketchup?! Help, I dont cook! I make Mac and cheese and ramen!
120
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 16/06/2026
One achievement away from 100% on peggle blast
A list of achievements in peggle blast showing all are colle ted except the "hit one million orange pegs" achievement
020
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
And to be absolutely clear, sex offenders all know that what theyre doing is wrong, but the urges inside them can be overwhelming. Seek help before you do something stupid and harmful, because once you attack someone else, the idea of leniency goes out the window.
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
Thoughts, no matter how disgusting, are just thoughts. Just like any serial killer or other mentally unstable individual seeking to harm others, allowing them access to mental healthcare PREVENTS crime and harm. Dont just punish them after the crime, because someone has already been hurt by then.
020
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
With Pride here and all the hate groups spewing nonsense about pedos I want to take a moment to say: the world would be a better place if we had free mental healthcare and those people who have urges to do things to children could seek mental help BEFORE attacking and harming kids.
020
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
"I didnt get up the courage to talk to anyone here" "I really felt like I didnt belong" Oh, honey, we all would have talked to you. You do belong. Everyone is welcome at pride, and as long as you dont spew hate and contempt, you will be treated with respect and kindness. [Pedos and nazis excluded]
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
Like, one of the more viewed videos is talking about a woman walking around completely topless on an area with kids, and they cut to an image of a woman wearing a slightly flesh tone shirt.
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
Some of my local Facebook groups have videos of the "immoral sex party with nudes parades" from the pride festival the other day, and their videos are literally just "people walking around and chatting but in colorful clothes"
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 15/06/2026
A lot of people dont understand that Pride isnt about sex: its about community, and learning to love and accept the differences in people. It's about allowing everyone to express themselves as they truly are, without judgement, and without prejudice.
043
Reposted by Ollie 🧟‍♀️
Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Text in the style of the magic logo that reads "WOTC is making all trans employees deadname themselves in order to form a union"
3253413164
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 03/06/2026
Almost 5 hours into Librarian and I just discovered you can gain new powers by leveling up. I had no idea I could level up. I've been raw-dawgin this thing
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 01/06/2026
My phone is being very optimistic today. Tried to write conplain 3 times and it autocorrected to compassion
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 31/05/2026
Watching the Nic Cage Spiderman show and I love that he can use his spidey sense to pick locks
000
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 31/05/2026
I have some news... I am mortal again. Theyre were some... complications... with the process, but its close enough.
010
Ollie 🧟‍♀️ @ollieeatsbrains.satan.social · 30/05/2026
If your society is telling kids that dresses and barbies are for girls, and cars and wrestling are for boys, then don't be surprised when the boy who likes dresses and barbies says they're a girl, and the girl who likes cars and wrestling says they're a boy.
020