Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 21hPlease do not tell the food man, but I will be eating some of those cookie pies. 5654
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will just back in here and get nice and cozy. I am excited it is once again blanket time. 4714
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was asked if I would show you my whiskers. Look close, they are tiny. 5557
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That smells like the chili covered hot dog that dad and I like so much. Have you brought us one? 4554
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh, hello. Did you bring more ice cream? Dad and I had some and it was very good. 1190
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You smell a little like treats. Can I ask you to empty your pockets? 4614
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was not sleeping! I have been fully aware of you entering but decided I trusted you. 3544
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My dad is upset about the bank machine. I am making him feel better while food man gets him money. 5663
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The food man was just here and he brought my dad and me some treats. 2665
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My dad said he has to go to the bathroom. I got up and will now guard him as he goes there. 3615
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If it occasionally looks like I never get out of our chair, this is only because my dad needs lots of watching. 5605
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It is time for your performance review, Food Man. Have a seat. 58812
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Our old chair stopped working, so we had to acquire a new one. Now we need to break it in. 5632
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You are not going to pick me up, are you? I am fine down here, thank you. 413112
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Did you hear that? Did I? Sometimes I wake up thinking I need to guard against what I dreamed. 3577
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You can look at me, but I will look back! 510114
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I have eaten all of my wet food. If you were to open an additional can, I would not object. 3705
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I am feeling melancholy, which is odd, as I am neither a mellon nor a collie. 3637
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My dad says we are getting a hamburger later. I rather enjoy those. 4903
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026When I allow people to get close enough, you can see my tiny black whiskers on my nose. I only share them with special people. 6789
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Do you ever find d your thoughts interrupted by head scratches from the Food Man? It happens to me quite frequently. 2603
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Oh goodness, is it Friday already? I seem to have slept through some days. 3845
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My dad always catches me when I jump up to him. We are a team. 3442
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I am on a stealth mission. Nothing to see here. 5575
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026If someone is there, please reveal yourself before you get a large barking at! 1554
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The walk-a-majig, on occasion, needs extra protection, and only I can provide it. 2562
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It got warm here and my dad turned on the cool air box, so we had to get the blanket out, too. 3626
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I have received a new necklace from the food man. He and my dad say I look very pretty in it. 5724
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I am, at this time, accepting a single kiss on the top of my head. 3637
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I am told that one ear back is how all the girls are wearing their ears this season. 3382
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I do not usually play pretend, but today I am a slug. 3534
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Yes, food man, I allowed you to pet me a moment, you can go away now. 2493
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I am awake! I can still do guard duty from under here. 4533
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026That is enough patrolling for now, it is time to climb under the warm blanket with my dad. 5512
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My dad and I are having chicken and relaxing together. We are warm and I am as happy as I have ever been. 3602
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Alright, you can go home so I can stop guarding and have a nap. Thank you. 3564
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I can smell a treat. Are you hiding bacon somewhere? 3615
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Dad and I got a new chair for Christmas. It is very comfortable, so we are excited. 3635
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My dad and I are getting ready to have some snack cakes. It is a good day. 3682
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The food man has decided to put my dad's clothes in the washing machine. I will look pitiful to stop him. He can not just move my things! 4453
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025It is warm in out house and that makes me sleepy. Maybe we can go to bed early tonight. 3463
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Before I leap up I need to wiggle a little so my dad knows that it is time and he can reach out to catch me. 4562
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The food man said I look like a piggie. I do not think little piggies are as furry as I am. 5602
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I know that there was no dog before me, so how did my dad get by? I do so much for him. 4586
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 07/11/2025It is chilly, so I am doing thr important work of keeping dad warm. 3625
Olivia the dog @oliviagrumpydog.bsky.social · 31/10/2025My dad calls me his guard dog, and while he always giggles after he says it, I am very protective. 5553