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Olivia Neutron Bomb

@oliviacotm.bsky.social
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☆She/Her☆ •Neurodivergent •ADHD •Mentally ill🙃 •56yrs •I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh •I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such Transgender and scared •I have an imaginary intern named Keith

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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 9h
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry. The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The McNinny @allthemcninnys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He finally spoke truth.
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The other night I was sleepwalking and fell down the stairs. They had to call for a somnambulance. . . #OliviaCo™️ #joke
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I bought a dog from some guy in an alley. I think it's a knock-off. It looks like the real thing, but when it barks, it goes Boo Woo Woo. . . #oliviaco #jokingwiththeoldies
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Mark @njdoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ummm...
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I must be losing my hearing. The other night I got kicked out of a Spanish restaurant. When I was invited, I thought she said topless. When what she said was tapas. It reminded me of the time I got kicked out of a Brazilian restaurant. . #oliviaco #humorproducts
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've been in a bit of pain recently so I went to take a tramadol. Long story short, I accidentally took a traumadol. Now I can't stop crying over the loss of my first pet and that time I mistakenly asked for whipped cream for my baked potato. . #Ope #OliviaCo
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Let's see your wordle stats
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My new Citizen Donald Duck 90th Birthday Watch and Enamel Pin #1713/1934
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I've invested heavily in crypto. In other news, it was cryptosporidium and all of my insides are now on the outside. Live and learn they say. Well, learn. . . #oliviaco #jokingwiththeoldies
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#OliviaCo ##writingcommunity #humor
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
melanoma when conald finally kicks the bucket...
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Happy 92nd Birthday Donald Duck! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Here's my story, it's sad but true It's about an interior designer that I once knew She has adhd and too many ideas If you need some decorating, hear my clues Keep away from run around zhuzh #OliviaCo
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
www.ebay.com/itm/14735364... Just in case anyone is shopping. (eBay says to share it and I'm poor 😬)
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Olivia Neutron Bomb @oliviacotm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#OliviaCo
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