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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀

@olivewhippet.bsky.social
875 followers 1.6K following 1.3K posts

Cats, politics, Hip Hop and US sports for some inexplicable reason. Fluent in the sailor tongue. May contain traces of alcohol. Japanophile 🇯🇵 Living in Lutruwita / Tasmania, the unceded land of the Palawa people, working in Naarm / Melbourne

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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing!
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s life affirming. A thing of joy in grim times
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Old Mate tripping on mushrooms
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Jesus said “this is my body, broken for you,” he was referring to the fact that he was absolutely fucking shredded.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus had so much testosterone that he entered Jerusalem by riding two motorcycles at once, one foot on each, while doing preacher curls with the money changers. Hosanna in the highest.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 05/10/2026
Jesus was hopped up on so much T that he ripped out Saint Peter’s spine and held it in the air, like one of those Mortal Kombat Fatalities. He did it all for you.
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I live on the Central Nth Coast of Tasmania, overlooking Bass Strait. We’ve had an incredible amount of whale sightings over the last couple of weeks. Hump backs, Southern Right and Orcas, breaching and hanging around for days. People who’ve lived here longer than me are saying it’s unprecedented 🫶
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I enjoyed it much more than the latest Reacher
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, in my fingers when I wake up in the morning
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck I love Saturday sleep ins! It’s so great to wake up and realise I don’t have to speak to a single work cunt on Teams today
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will NEVER listen to an AI audiobook
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1,929 X/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 Fuck, even the bot lost this one!
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time for this ghoul to return to his crypt
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fucking hate this piece of shit! I occasionally see him on my Rex flight and it takes every piece of self control I have, not to punch him in his smarmy face
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
After last week’s Aussie NFL game, one of the most touching things I’ve taken away is the genuine effort the visiting yanks made to say “Melbun” instead of “Melborn”. There is hope for humanity
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As an NFL fanatic, I stupidly chose not to get tickets to the Melbourne game for some pathetic reason I can hardly remember. Needless to say, I nearly died of FOMO yesterday. I went into town to soak up the vibes after the game. Definitely going next year!! Melbourne, you’re amazing 🫶
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought this was The Onion… Story: buff.ly/szG2kO5
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wordle 1,907 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Beat the bot 2 days in a row 😎
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wordle 1,906 3/6* ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Redeemed myself after yesterday’s dismal effort
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wordle 1,905 X/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬛🟩 Fuck that!!
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 03/09/2026
“The bureaucracy is crumbling, and the produce aisle is a mess. But let’s be fair: The status quo on foodborne illness was never very good,” Dan Engber writes. theatln.tc/9kITpxn4
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The grim reaper is grabbing all the wrong heauxes!!!!!!!
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who died and made you the knee police??
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So tonight I made Chow Mein for my husband but he didn’t like it because it wasn’t the tasteless boiled mince and cabbage he remembered from his childhood 🤷‍♀️
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This orange fucker has a real aversion to touching grass
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was a lifelong St Kilda supporter and member until Stephen Milne raped a woman and no one gave a fuck. I’ve hated the AFL ever since
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fuck I hate work cunts! That is all
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It could definitely be worse. I feel that us Aussies have become a bunch of privileged whingeing entitled cunts
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Holy shit I had no idea! Australians are taking all the acting jobs 😂
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Watching the series of Interview with the Vampire and it’s fucking fantastic! Finally, I can erase that Tom Cruise abomination from my mind
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wordle 1,873 6/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got there in the end 😅
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Perhaps I should rephrase that to “fuck I’m so tired of what white men have done to this world”
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fuck I’m so tired of what this world has become
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This point is just objectively true youtu.be/ODE1D6NV1xQ?...
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Jonathan Swan: 'The legal system was not built for someone like Donald Trump’
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/08/2026
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’ve read the trashy books. Might be a good one to save for when I’m drunk
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whoever showed this muthafucker how to use AI needs to be fired into the sun
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There are so many posts on this app that I don’t understand
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Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
ALT: Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wordle 1,867 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Beat the bot again by 2 levels. There’s a lot to be said for human randomness
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck I can barely cope with one marriage
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ve lived here on and off since the 80’s and have never seen homelessness like it is now. I don’t deny that money needs to be spent on infrastructure but I think people’s lives are more important than commuter convenience
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Damn I’d forgotten about Thomas Dolby! I had his cassette back in the day
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love Melbourne. It’s one of the best cities in the world, but I can’t accept that so much money has been spent on this ridiculous Metro Rail system and its aesthetics, while so many people are sleeping rough in the CBD. It’s obscene. It’s a problem that could be solved if there was a will to do so
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Too, fuck it. I hate making grammatical errors. I’ll blame the app 😂
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m in Melbourne this week so I’ve registered to go to the Vic election Socialist campaign launch
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
For the first time in my life, I’ve joined a political party - the Tasmanian branch of the Socialists. Things are getting to serious to sit on the fucking fence 👊
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wordle 1,864 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fucking phew is right! 😅
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😺Difficult Cat Lady🙀 @olivewhippet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’ve been listening to the audiobook of Regime Change, and I really feel as though it’s poisoning my soul
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
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