Reposted by Oliver GoddardU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/06/2025Check on your neighbors. Check on your family. Sometimes an AC stops working. Sometimes people end up outside out of necessity. Paying just a little bit extra attention to how someone is doing could save their life. This may require you to put down your phone which, we know, but you can do this. 4664177
Reposted by Oliver Goddardmaya cade @mayascade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025i am genuinely surprised there hasn’t been an american christian movement to stop worshiping the “false god” of AI. at every other modern technological movement this premise been true. 2579
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 13/05/2025Me after the 3rd time my toddler says she has to go to the potty in the space of 15 mins whilst we’re in a store.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 05/05/2025Incredibly obvious art idea: make art that looks like it was AI but it was actually made by human. Boom. Instant 2 million likes. 110
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 30/04/2025My only piece of parenting advice is ‘act how you want them to act’ because they will literally absorb and copy everything you do and say. 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 12/04/2025Sat holding my week old son, my second. (He’s perfect btw) I didn’t realise how much having a second would show how much you’ve changed and grown as a person since your first. Additionally, the world too. And it’s only been 3 years. I’m listening to new Bon Iver, can you tell? 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 08/04/2025I think parent influencers just try and reinvent the wheel unnecessarily; just use and do regular normal things. 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 08/04/2025Not everything needs a ‘hack’. Sticking Velcro to you kids shoes and then sticking Velcro to the tray table on a plane so the shoes never go missing is not necessary; bags already exist. (And I say this as someone who has taken multiple international and domestic flights with a baby.) 100
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 11/03/2025Could my 3 year be any more of a 3 year old? This is the combo: Stickers on shirt, stamps and fake tattoos on arm (from a recent birthday party), finger nails painted, princess dress up clothes on all whilst scootering (wearing a helmet for safety ofc), looking for treasure (leaves). 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 03/03/2025Out: Action Button triggering AI app In: Action Button triggers bird ID app 020
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 27/02/2025What’s more fun than finding Little People figurines?! Finding Little People figurines that’s are in solo cups hiding! Oh, and another favorite is pouring crayons between the cups to make ‘apple cider’. Genius. 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 27/02/2025Who knew that clear plastic solo cups would keep a 3 year old occupied for multiple hours over multiple days. 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 23/02/2025Tonight we thanked God for ‘unicorns, dinosaurs and treasure hunts’ (we = Me, my wife and my toddler) 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 19/02/2025Tonight I was putting my toddler to bed and absolutely whacked my knee. My toddler asked me what was wrong and I said ‘Daddy hurt his knee!’ And she proceeded to tell me ‘But I didn’t’ 😶 She did follow up kindly with ‘Just breathe’ which was a nice cherry on top amongst the pain. 020
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 14/02/2025Present the problem you were trying to solve. Provide an overview of the constraints you’re working with. Present the design. Allow time for clarifying questions. And time box. I’ve found the most productive design reviews are very narrow in scope too. 010
Reposted by Oliver GoddardU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/02/2025Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall. 1571770380
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 09/02/2025Tried tackling this problem on a previous project. I think it was determined to be ‘immaterial’ so never really got anywhere. Tried my best. 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 02/02/2025Anyone think it insane they used to concrete hockey posts into the ground/ice? 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 01/02/2025So anyone have advice for getting your toddler to sleep past 5:15am 😴 We’ve shifted bedtime earlier, shifted later, doesn’t seem to make a difference… 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 28/01/2025Today my toddler invented ‘stable ice cream’. Yes, ice cream that doesn’t melt. 🍦 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 27/01/2025I bought 3 things online last week from 3 different online stores. All of them ended up in the Shop app. Only just realised that Shop is owned by Shopify 🤦🏻♂️ 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 25/01/2025I know I’m not allowed to have cold weather in Florida….but we hit 32°F (0°C) this morning. 🥶 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 25/01/2025The more I’m a Dad, the more I realise parenting is all about branding and marketing. It’s not ‘Let’s brush your hair’, it’s ’Let’s play hair salon!’ It’s not ‘Time to brush your teeth’, it’s ’Let’s play teeth salon!’ Basically just add ‘salon’ on the end of it. 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 24/01/2025You could say that. (Although this whole no naps thing is a challenge. We’ve implemented mandatory rest time in room which is helping.) 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 24/01/2025We survived potty training, completely dropping naps and transitioning to toddler bed…all since Jan 1st 😅 000
Reposted by Oliver Goddardthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Wario Jesus is MAGA's double reverse Uno card on the teachings of the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount.tylerhuckabee.substack.comWario Jesus (and Some Personal News)Meet the Double Reverse Uno card for the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount. 32610
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 18/01/2025I will say. It would help Lumon if they gave severed employees different innie names to outie names…. 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 11/01/2025Toddler decided to climb out the crib and potty train the same day. Here. We. Go. 030
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 06/01/2025@hankgreen.bsky.social does the definition of a solid have a time constraint factor in it? E.g. if enough time passes (e.g. millennia) things that are solid might seem more liquid-esque… 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 04/01/2025Always catches me off guard when my toddler suddenly randomly and sincerely asks…’Are you happy?’ 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 25/12/2024Toddler got magnatiles. I repeat, toddler got magnatiles. So excited about this stage of parenting! 030
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 21/12/202446°F/8°C today in Tampa. The cold front missed by ~3/4 days. 020
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 20/12/2024I know it won’t always be like this but hiding presents from toddlers is so easy 😅 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 17/12/2024Doesn’t ’gain access to podcast episodes’ not make any sense? You’re just shifting the day you get the episode and still have to wait the same amount of time for the next one? 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 17/12/2024My daughter is obsessed with Rend Collective’s ‘Christmas in Killarney’. She adorably calls it ‘the stomping song’ as she stomps around the house dancing to it 🥹 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 14/12/2024Toy Story is a Christmas movie. I will die on this hill. 010
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 12/12/2024Also I have a feeling I’m going to miss emails with this new Mail layout… 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 11/12/2024iOS 18.2 Playground is the weirdest app nobody asked for 100
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 09/12/2024‘Well even if this story isn’t true, it could be’ is probably one of the most annoying rebuttals to a challenge about misinformation 000
Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 08/12/2024@altonbrown.bsky.social’s Good Eats is the most unique and fascinating cooking show I’ve ever seen. Creatively, educationally, stylistically. I’ve never seen anything like it and I love it. 000