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Oliver Goddard

@oliverjgoddard.com
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Dad of 2; UX designer; photography (when I have the time). Tampa, FL🌴

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/06/2025
Check on your neighbors. Check on your family. Sometimes an AC stops working. Sometimes people end up outside out of necessity. Paying just a little bit extra attention to how someone is doing could save their life. This may require you to put down your phone which, we know, but you can do this.
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maya cade @mayascade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
i am genuinely surprised there hasn’t been an american christian movement to stop worshiping the “false god” of AI. at every other modern technological movement this premise been true.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 09/06/2025
#wwdc2025
Cartoon of two Spider-Man characters pointing at each other. Text says ‘iPadOS ’ over one and ‘macOS’ over the other.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 13/05/2025
Me after the 3rd time my toddler says she has to go to the potty in the space of 15 mins whilst we’re in a store.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 05/05/2025
Incredibly obvious art idea: make art that looks like it was AI but it was actually made by human. Boom. Instant 2 million likes.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 02/05/2025
Next year?
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 30/04/2025
My only piece of parenting advice is ‘act how you want them to act’ because they will literally absorb and copy everything you do and say.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 12/04/2025
Sat holding my week old son, my second. (He’s perfect btw) I didn’t realise how much having a second would show how much you’ve changed and grown as a person since your first. Additionally, the world too. And it’s only been 3 years. I’m listening to new Bon Iver, can you tell?
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 08/04/2025
I think parent influencers just try and reinvent the wheel unnecessarily; just use and do regular normal things.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 08/04/2025
Not everything needs a ‘hack’. Sticking Velcro to you kids shoes and then sticking Velcro to the tray table on a plane so the shoes never go missing is not necessary; bags already exist. (And I say this as someone who has taken multiple international and domestic flights with a baby.)
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 23/03/2025
Toddlers are continuity experts.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 11/03/2025
Could my 3 year be any more of a 3 year old? This is the combo: Stickers on shirt, stamps and fake tattoos on arm (from a recent birthday party), finger nails painted, princess dress up clothes on all whilst scootering (wearing a helmet for safety ofc), looking for treasure (leaves).
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Memento mori
A roller coaster of people marked "Figma users" is being terrorized by a roller coaster going the opposite ways full of skeletons marked Sketch users, Invision users, Photoshop users, and Quark Xpress users
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 03/03/2025
Out: Action Button triggering AI app In: Action Button triggers bird ID app
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 27/02/2025
What’s more fun than finding Little People figurines?! Finding Little People figurines that’s are in solo cups hiding! Oh, and another favorite is pouring crayons between the cups to make ‘apple cider’. Genius.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 27/02/2025
Who knew that clear plastic solo cups would keep a 3 year old occupied for multiple hours over multiple days.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 23/02/2025
Tonight we thanked God for ‘unicorns, dinosaurs and treasure hunts’ (we = Me, my wife and my toddler)
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 19/02/2025
Tonight I was putting my toddler to bed and absolutely whacked my knee. My toddler asked me what was wrong and I said ‘Daddy hurt his knee!’ And she proceeded to tell me ‘But I didn’t’ 😶 She did follow up kindly with ‘Just breathe’ which was a nice cherry on top amongst the pain.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 14/02/2025
Present the problem you were trying to solve. Provide an overview of the constraints you’re working with. Present the design. Allow time for clarifying questions. And time box. I’ve found the most productive design reviews are very narrow in scope too.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/02/2025
Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 09/02/2025
Tried tackling this problem on a previous project. I think it was determined to be ‘immaterial’ so never really got anywhere. Tried my best.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 02/02/2025
Anyone think it insane they used to concrete hockey posts into the ground/ice?
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 01/02/2025
So anyone have advice for getting your toddler to sleep past 5:15am 😴 We’ve shifted bedtime earlier, shifted later, doesn’t seem to make a difference…
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 29/01/2025
Officially on the Yoto train.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 28/01/2025
Today my toddler invented ‘stable ice cream’. Yes, ice cream that doesn’t melt. 🍦
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 27/01/2025
I bought 3 things online last week from 3 different online stores. All of them ended up in the Shop app. Only just realised that Shop is owned by Shopify 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 25/01/2025
I know I’m not allowed to have cold weather in Florida….but we hit 32°F (0°C) this morning. 🥶
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 25/01/2025
The more I’m a Dad, the more I realise parenting is all about branding and marketing. It’s not ‘Let’s brush your hair’, it’s ’Let’s play hair salon!’ It’s not ‘Time to brush your teeth’, it’s ’Let’s play teeth salon!’ Basically just add ‘salon’ on the end of it.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 24/01/2025
You could say that. (Although this whole no naps thing is a challenge. We’ve implemented mandatory rest time in room which is helping.)
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 24/01/2025
We survived potty training, completely dropping naps and transitioning to toddler bed…all since Jan 1st 😅
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Wario Jesus is MAGA's double reverse Uno card on the teachings of the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount.
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Wario Jesus (and Some Personal News)
Meet the Double Reverse Uno card for the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 22/01/2025
‘My Friends likes’ on Instagram is….insightful….
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 19/01/2025
Poetic
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 18/01/2025
I will say. It would help Lumon if they gave severed employees different innie names to outie names….
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 18/01/2025
Severance. Season 2. 😮
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 11/01/2025
Toddler decided to climb out the crib and potty train the same day. Here. We. Go.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 06/01/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social does the definition of a solid have a time constraint factor in it? E.g. if enough time passes (e.g. millennia) things that are solid might seem more liquid-esque…
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 05/01/2025
Other toddler parents….thoughts on #YotoMini?
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 04/01/2025
Always catches me off guard when my toddler suddenly randomly and sincerely asks…’Are you happy?’
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 25/12/2024
Toddler got magnatiles. I repeat, toddler got magnatiles. So excited about this stage of parenting!
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 21/12/2024
46°F/8°C today in Tampa. The cold front missed by ~3/4 days.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 20/12/2024
I know it won’t always be like this but hiding presents from toddlers is so easy 😅
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 17/12/2024
Doesn’t ’gain access to podcast episodes’ not make any sense? You’re just shifting the day you get the episode and still have to wait the same amount of time for the next one?
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 17/12/2024
My daughter is obsessed with Rend Collective’s ‘Christmas in Killarney’. She adorably calls it ‘the stomping song’ as she stomps around the house dancing to it 🥹
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 14/12/2024
Toy Story is a Christmas movie. I will die on this hill.
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 12/12/2024
Also I have a feeling I’m going to miss emails with this new Mail layout…
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 11/12/2024
iOS 18.2 Playground is the weirdest app nobody asked for
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 09/12/2024
‘Well even if this story isn’t true, it could be’ is probably one of the most annoying rebuttals to a challenge about misinformation
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Oliver Goddard @oliverjgoddard.com · 08/12/2024
@altonbrown.bsky.social’s Good Eats is the most unique and fascinating cooking show I’ve ever seen. Creatively, educationally, stylistically. I’ve never seen anything like it and I love it.
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