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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 2h

Goddamn man, he’s got the juice.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, but they’re never gonna shut up.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 8h

I think the primary value of impeachment before ‘28 is to force as many Republican Senators as possible to vote against conviction while Trump is committing what are sure to be an increasingly insane number of criminal acts as a lame duck.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 8h

It’s going lower my good bitch

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 9h

I would bet a reasonable sum of money that he earnestly suggests calling it Trump Intelligence at some point.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 11h

He equates naming things to success.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 13h

We are asking ourselves this question constantly

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 13h

Where will we forge many of our worst adult men if not in the cauldron of exclusionary societies designed to teach them that privilege can be purchased as long as they observe omertà?

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 13h

That’s not the right glass for a chateauneuf du pape of that caliber

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Doesn’t get better til Boone goes dawg

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This would be more forgivable if Zaslav didn’t already have to reverse the exact same decision two years ago. We are not ready for how stupid this gets.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Surrendering at least 50 years of sterling brand recognition to show everyone who’s really in charge. Masterful gambit sir

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stove’s not hot enough, hand’s not pressed firmly enough upon it.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Violence doesn’t happen in a vacuum” shouldn’t be a controversial take, but here we are.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, this. A lot of self-inflicted damage on the Dem brand here stemming from the Cuomo years and early Hochul term that will take a while to recover from.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think it might shock guys like this to learn how many of their fellow Americans are now willing to let them perish somewhere away from the rest of us rather than waste a second convincing them not to die a preventable death.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

To be clear, it deserves all the accolades it got for how it was shot, marketed, etc, but subsequent viewing does not replicate first effects. 10 Cloverfield Lane, however…

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also, the rewatch value of this movie is…quite low.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Startling to be reminded that TJ Miller is a main character in the initial Cloverfield film but is almost never on-screen throughout.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The most charitable view of Kagan and the collegiality take is that she either believes a) the Court is recoverable as current constituted and overseen or b) her actions are a meaningful bulwark against its worst ambitions and both are naive to the point of disqualification.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s a shitty institution and we should gut and replace it as soon as possible.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If the Roberts court has done anything, it has erased whatever remaining illusion that justices aren’t partisan operators or shouldn’t be treated as such. The Court delegitimized *itself*. The rest of us are just reacting to it.

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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Stop pretending SCOTUS justices are not politicians, and stop pretending like the law is an opaque thing only lawyers are allowed to talk about. Law is crafted and criticized by citizens. I don't need a JD to see that Kagan sucks

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They really think it’s going back to the way it was before, is the thing.

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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i'm not a "both parties are the same" person, that's obviously not true, but it is true that everyone in the federal government exercises class solidarity with each other to some degree, and for SCOTUS that degree is something in the neighborhood of 99%

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Begging everyone to remember that we do not owe Republicans the most gracious possible interpretation of their deliberately inflammatory statements. The New York Times has that beat covered.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Democrats have failed where Marty McFly and Doc Brown were able to succeed. DISARRAY?”

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You don’t hate these fucking idiots enough.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We found God in fuel-efficient hatchbacks 20 years ago and turned our backs on him.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As a proud sedanite, the urge to buy a crossover/SUV wouldn’t be testosterone-driven inasmuch as I am tired of feeling unsafe on interstates next to these behemoths whose blinding LED headlights line up perfectly with my windshield and rear view mirror and whose drivers act like they own a tank.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Did the Selzer miss in 24 just freak everyone out?

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don’t neglect the meat. It’s like a musky sea urchin. Good on melba toast.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Idk man, seems bad that people are cheering for that. Seems like the kind of toothpaste that doesn’t go back in the tube.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seeman deserves it. Not sure about Hill.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you can impeach Donald Trump once a month for the first six months of the 120th Congress you should do it for no other reason than to make clear that this could all be over at any time, except one party wants to keep the circus going.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is not 2019 where the jury is out on the seriousness of his crimes. Everyone knows what’s up.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The point of repeated impeachment in the House is to force Senate Republicans to repeatedly refuse to convict him in the two years leading up to a presidential election where several Republican primary candidates are likely to come from that same Senate.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nothing gets better until American journalists stop treating their profession like a sport.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The kind of guy who makes you hope hell is real. Rest in piss bitch

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m simply not going to map Brazilian voter behavior onto the American electorate, thereby preserving my sanity.

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Oliver Colander @olivercolander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We haven’t had a presidential race without at least one incumbent on either ticket since 2016 and both party’s primary fields are likely to be quite large. Enjoy what peace you can now because the political ad investment during this coming cycle is going to be obscene.

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