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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

We would have sold our pool noodles at our location, but we cant make it to the poles to defrost ice, let alone enough to fill a pool here.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

We just got word, our next shipment will contain thick spaghetti, cant wait to unload that at the landing site

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Good luck to all my restaurant workers back on earth this Mothers day. May god have mercy on your souls.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Buy one, take one may be over, but it will live on in our memories. Also manacotti was killed off, dunno why, the rockets that landed just didn't have them. Someone on Earth double check for us.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

We are glad our take-home entrees have been so popular with this buy-one take-one special, although we are not sure how long each entrée will survive in the cold landscape of the Martian surface. The fridge is the best place for them.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Good thing we aren't a Chinese American restaurant...

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Guess we're going to have to make new menus...

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

What makes you think we would do ham dinners on Easter? How is that Italian???

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

We are not sure if there will be any tarrifs put on Mars colonies as of yet, but we hope you will still be able to visit us and enjoy our Buy One, Take One special.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

We have been told of the Sandworms, and we are a working on a solution to this issue.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

To celebrate Saint Patrick's day, we will be keeping all our menu items the same price, but will add green food coloring to make it feel festive.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

There may be other Olive Garden accounts on Bluesky, but this is the only one on Mars

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

We have put in a request to Orlando to have our parking spaces widened, we realized having them suv sized won't cut it for mars rovers

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Even though Mars has longer days than back on Earth, our lunch still ends at 3, make of that what you will.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

We are currently at a 45 minute wait for parties of 2-4, the rover our dinner staff takes to get to our bio-dome got stuck in a crater, leading to slower service.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Due to our supplies being launched years ago, we still have Cavatappi (Corkscrew) pasta leftover before they were discontinued back on Earth. Enjoy while supplies last!

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Please use the front door for your to go orders at this time, the airlock has been faulty on that side. Don't mind the hissing.

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Unlike our Earth locations, we are unable to deliver on the martian surface, our bio-dome is the limit for the time being, curbside is still available however!

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Olive Garden Mars @olivegardenmars.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

We are proud to announce our first location on another planet - Mars, is now open to the public! We would like to thank NASA for this amazing opportunity. Feel free to join us near the Jezero Crater for lunch or dinner!

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