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OliveEnsemble

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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
why do I have a feeling that the first one will be used universally by creeps every time they see someone on the internet with big tits blog.emojipedia.org/draft-emoji-...
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
puppy HRT? the jokes write themselves
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
mamdanitimes.com
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I FORGOT SHOP SHOWS THE IMAGE OF WHAT YOU BOUGHT OMG
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I caved and turned on closing tabs daily. just because the world is chaos doesn't mean my browser has to be
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“please credit me for the art i stole”
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
i don’t know why apple intelligence is calling them leaveovers and not leftovers which is what the message actually says but ok
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
brb screaming into the void
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
genuine question, but does your PREVIOUS employment matter that much when at your current? i’ve definitely worked on some things im not proud of at past companies but it doesn’t have anything to do with what i do now…?
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
the amount of shade here is incredible. they're literally steps away from each other
crumbl storestore with a "better than crumbl" sign in front
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
genuine question but does anyone actually want any of these ai features thrown into every product?
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
when we asked rihanna for new music this isn’t exactly what we meant 😭
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
looks like someone lives in a walk up
wifi name huffing and puffing stairs
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
the worst social media app doesn’t exis- the meta ai app:
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“doesn’t everyone wish they were a woman?”
apparently someone named “eggy” is playing at webster hall
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
the keeping M&Ms on deck part is hilarious
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i love how we’ve collectively agreed that every OpenAi article has to use this sam altman picture as the headline
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
hardest insult of our generation #severence
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
now this is obviously the least bad thing NYU Langone has done in the past month, but partnering with amazon is still a massive L
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
first one is all of us
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
welp, i’m officially OLD. found my first phone in a museum (aaand my first smartphone, the 4S)
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
apparently hmart is banning masks inside their stores literally the opposite of safety
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
we’re so cooked
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
junk mail is only acceptable if it comes from a man with a hilariously unfortunate name
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
friendly reminder for any homepod users to make an automation to adjust the volume in the morning; so that you’re ears aren’t destroyed by the music you were blasting the night before
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
clever
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
what timeline are we in and why is it the wildest one
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
if this is who’s flying the drones in nj then it’s officially none of our business
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
so the reminders app likes to auto categorize things which is cool, but one of these things doesn’t belong can you guess which one?
sour cream and acne cream on my shopping list
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
it’s him 😳
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
are huge banner ads as soon as you open the app new to instagram??
banner ad in instagram
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
women need not apply
job posting description saying "We're looking for an IT Guy with a broad skill set"
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
our brains are broken like what do you mean a piece of burnt bread got 800,000 likes on tiktok
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
when is apple gettin on here bc i got a bone to pick with their designers
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
it’s HRT time
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
can anyone have a WORSE name???
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
same energy
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
me before and after transitioning
2 soda dispensers labeled water but the other one is a cooler font
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OliveEnsemble @oliveensemble.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
vibe check
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