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Oli

@olidon.bsky.social
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
we have to be done with 90 degree temps now. we simply have to
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the actual fuck is going on with the flyers this year lmao
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the feminine desire to just sit on the toilet for four straight days and be done with it
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am so hot and powerful that god had to nerf me by making me asexual so i wouldn’t ruin anyone’s life
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
elias pettersson carrying my fantasy team tn 😭
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the dallas stars being undefeated in the preseason in what is likely benn and seguin’s last years before they both retire is actually making me lowkey emotional lol 😭
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dutch bros used to give you your drink for free if they saw you so much as sniffle in the drive through and now i tell them i sent my mobile order to the wrong location and they’re like damn :/ too bad you’re at this location
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i need whoever has the physical print of dungeon crawler carl on loan at the library to TURN IT INNN ITS MY TURN
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got an idea for what to draw and submit for a local comic zine but it might make me cry uncontrollably hahahaha….. 😶
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the worst part of hobonichi season is just waiting for the year to end so you can start using your new one 🫠
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a writer in his dimly lit study with a glass of whiskey neat but it’s me journaling on the couch with pink moscato in a souvenir wine glass from a drag show and chillhop music playing on the tv
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
GOD I LOVE PERSONA
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bricking my phone until i can watch the direct later no one talk to me
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just found out i still have a voicemail my uncle left me on my 26th birthday, what if i listened to it and fucking cried lol
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
and if i did a series where i drew every single character in ace attorney would anyone even give a shit
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i showed you my tomodachi life island pls respond
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not all the people i love, but somehow exclusively only people i love
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if i have nothing else at least i was the hottest person at my high school reunion
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
2026 continues to be absolute shit from a butt
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
christmas is gonna be fucking weird this year lol
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a hole in my soul
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
rewatching glee has been so fun but i forgot what a trainwreck the rocky horror episode was until it was next one i had to watch
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
just had a sandwich and a capri sun while i scrolled through glee content on tumblr like i was back in high school
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
one shot of bacardi and i’m googling shit like “do toads like mulch”
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i’ve genuinely lost so much weight this summer i can’t wait to gain it all back at work eating pastries for lunch lmfao
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
going feral over my taco bell order rn
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if you ever see me on any given day at literally any time in the universe just know my core is engaged
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
note to self: if cole asks you what you want to drink just say malibu DO NOT let him give you whiskey, wtf is wrong with you
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
thought the sunscreen i’d been using for the past two weeks randomly starting pilling but turns out it’s just my skin texture that’s bad 🤪
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
batter me in crunched up taco bell cinnamon twists and deep fry me
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
of course i’m gonna tell you when your favorite beauty brands test on animals, i didn’t present an argumentative essay against vivisection for my 9th grade english final to not develop a complex about it
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
will the new backyard baseball still have the old pro players or new current ones will we see nine year old shohei otani or nah
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i feel like all i do at this fucking summer job is stack cups and cry
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i’ve been drawing ALL DAY i love art fight sm
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
oh no can i really never listen to fast car again
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i’m not tapping my foot because i’m impatient i just have adhd
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i got paid 400 dollars for working three shifts 😳 ok summer will be fine i think
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
if i ever end up as out of touch and entitled as this girl just take me out back
screenshot of a one star review for a hair salon called strand of sol studio in pasadena, CA. the photo attached to the review is of a pathetic white woman crying after being turned away from her haircut appointment because she was 20 minutes late to arrivefull review text:

I had been really looking forward to my appointment with Madeline. I was coming from Van Nuys and unfortunately the universe threw every delay in my way. I’m not usually late and I was already anxious, so I called ahead of time and let her know I’d be 10 minutes late but that my ETA was potentially going up. I communicated clearly and got there as fast as I possibly could. I was informed of the 15 minute grace period and was told she had another client at 12:30. My appointment was at 11. The elevator for my parking garage didn’t work, and so I ran through the mall out of breath and showed up to her chair a minute or two after the grace period had ended. She sat me down in her chair and told me she didn’t think an hour and 15 was enough time to give me a haircut. (My hair is shoulder length) Today was my only day off and I told her I couldn’t reschedule. Oftentimes I’ve had to wait for other clients hair to finish up and I was taken aback that she was turning me away after all I did to arrive there on time. Her lack of empathy and humanity shocked me and I left there sobbing, after planning my whole day around this haircut I was so excited for. I will not be returning
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
literally so desperate to pay rent that i’m reposting money marges
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Furiarossa and Mimma 🌵 @furiaandmimma.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
my feet are KILLING MEEEEEEEE
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I don’t wanna actually work I just wanna have money
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
have any of the fifa tourists tried an ultimate meat and cheese burrito from sonic yet
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
FINALLY GETTING MY BACKPAY IN WE IN THE BLACK BITCHESSSSS
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
such a rainy summer
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy pride to bi king Jimmy Hopkins. youtu.be/_vljfdVSIwA?...
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[BULLY] All 6 Boyfriends & Full Dates!
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i don’t care about sports unless new york wins and well 🫢💙🧡
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my sister is officially moved out and we have a desk and chair in her old room and i wanna paint so bad………
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
puffcorn is lowkey the best cheeto product
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Oli @olidon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hi picking up for doordash, oh was i crying? yea sorry my uncle’s funeral is tomorrow and i’m doordashing to make enough gas money in order to be able to go
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