Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 29/04/2025what the hell are you saying . can you not see this massive bakery im carrying around in the back ? 120
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 28/02/2025the planets align tonight. who’s going stargazing ? 110
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 22/01/2025hey i never mentioned gibby fucking anything hot … not like he’d have a chance to LOL !!! 130
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 22/01/2025hey, he posted a picture of his only good side … give me a break 130
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 20/01/2025of course … what makes you think I’d rather that infected cyst 130
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 20/01/2025how DARE you accuse me of cheating…. stay in your lane bitchboy 130
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 20/01/2025babygirl you know I know you’re sexier … just complimenting fine shit when I see it 240
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 20/01/2025you fucking fat head hemorrhoid piece of shit , you fucking melon what the fuck 1110
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 15/01/2025stay back you dehydrated sausage, the sheer vigour of these cheeks will strip your skin from those osteoporosis bones 090
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 15/01/2025one clap from my cheeks and you’ll be sent into the earth’s orbit 040
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 15/01/2025* arches back and shakes my tremendously fat moon cheeks so viciously and mercilessly the ground bellows and shakes causing a massive earthquake which uproots trees * 1102
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 15/01/2025deciding whether or not to have another batch of waynes 160
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024damn… his ass is almost as fat as mine ! #Asselicious 030
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024my bad bro… I forgot you people are like 30 centuries younger than me … I’ve got to remember you aren’t built for a baddie like this… #slay 130
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024stupid bitch . yeah that’s right apologise … apologise for being rude and stupid and admit the fact im serving cunty wisdom wizard slay the day away while you rust away in that moldy armour … 140
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024no crusty bitches on my porch… and you can’t dress for shit either 140
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024#hoesmad # no bitches #imhotdilf #stillgettingbitchesatthisage #youcabttwerk #myassclapsbreakthesoundbarrier #yousmellandlooklikeshit #fixurface #nerd 130
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024cook some food then ? tf… does it look like im a personal chef 🙄 030
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024media.tenor.coma sunset over a body of water with the words `` have a good evening beautiful i hope you had a wonderful day '' .ALT: a sunset over a body of water with the words `` have a good evening beautiful i hope you had a wonderful day '' . 181
Old Wayne @oldwaynehylics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024media.tenor.commariah carey is wearing a santa suit and smiling .ALT: mariah carey is wearing a santa suit and smiling . 120
