Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 4hBlah blah let me know when a tiger in Leicester goes native. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 10hI think we can all agree that ravens and falcons are equally cool. 100
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 23hVelma took over the Mystery Machine. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh sure you're all "Angine de Poitrine" now, but where were you when Voivod's French Canadian weirdo oeuvre went overlooked by everyone except Rush fans whose buzz never wore off? 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is anyone left from the "Superman" films of the 70s/80s? We still have two Rolling Stones, ffs. 001
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They sure did that. Right on the dog. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026<Maria Bartiromo wakes up with a fishbowl on her head, dripping vodka into her sinus cavity> I WHAT? 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I scored so high on Dig Dug twice that both would still be top five worldwide. 000
Reposted by Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" AtkinsAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415751126
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly and my mother were the only women who wore bras in the 70s. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In the Gumbyverse, the Melvins exist. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Burgess Meredith's boss in TZ "Time Enough At Last" sounds just like Mr. Hand. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The best line to be in is behind some 45-year-old middle management tanning-bed douche trying [failing] to hold onto a bag of ice for all of two minutes. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A parking space in Trump's ass just opened up. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Swiss coach looks like Robert Mitchum on vacation. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Norway's goalie looks amped up enough to retake Iceland by himself. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Watching a Spanish-speaking team win the WC on US soil might cull more of the rageboner AM radio crowd than COVID did. I await the apoplexy. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Finally the cod are rising up against England! 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The Netherlands coach looks like someone mashed Mark Wahlberg into Brendan Gleeson and gave the result a Ricky Gervais makeover. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My TikTok dances aren't being copied. :( 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Chemtrails are real. Who knew? 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This Irish politician is blurrier than Mitch Hedberg's Bigfoot through Kari Lake's filter. No one can know the true face of John Moran! 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This is a really high-scoring hockey game. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Marjoe Gortner upon realizing his career peak was being billed above David Hasselhoff in a wretched Corman space movie: 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Soon the FIRED! Festival lineup will be down to Vanilla Ice and the hat with built-in hair that Bret Michaels always wears. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Just witnessed a Mormon drive-by. Some Arch Hall Jr.-looking motherfucker shouted from the back seat of an SUV if some rando in another car across the street wanted to go to his church. I passed between them during this and burst into the sharp cackle I normally reserve for Cybertrucks. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026There's a fly in here so wooly and defiant that I half expect my glancing blows with an electric tennis racket will only be interpreted as foreplay. I could easily beat Trump's ass at any age, unlike the human centipede of Tuff! Republicans, but this fly looks INTENT. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Put Gamera in the Xanadu CU. It fits the song already. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Was Mr. Buttersworth a widower or was he interred, alive, when the Mrs. was killed? 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just where and when was the guy in Gymkata getting regular chest waxes in "Parmistan?" 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Rogan normally looks like shit, but put him next to RFK Jr.... 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Congrats to Vance for murdering Orban's career along with his own. Who knew he had it in him? 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026(SUPERSONIC MAN MUSIC PLAYS) 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The purple category on Connections is a jobs program for Oberlin grads I will not be taking questions at this time. 010
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Amish kid on Rumspringa, eating a Triscuit: ok fuck this 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Who else among us mostly skip the reaction parts of reaction videos? "So sorry, but really I just want to hear this song I forgot and it came up first and I'm too tired to change platforms." This feels like a #jmoe. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Thoroughly enjoyed the astronauts doing their homage to the fake freeze-frame at the end of Police Squad! while still gently redirecting the microphone as if it were a baby animal. In color. 010
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Time flies like bone marrow. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If your zero-gravity chair falls apart it's because one of the bolts got raptured to Hardware Heaven. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026🎵We aren't family Why do you keep texting me?🎵 001
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Dammit I picked the wrong 12 seed. 100
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Through attrition or laziness, I've reduced my signature to a squiggle less than half of Charlie Brown's hair. Pretty sure I can get it down to a tilde by 2027. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Ed Wood may have been the only filmmaker of the era not to have every car explode after rolling down a modest embankment. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Morgan Spurlock did not kill himself. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Cursed to vocalise daily mundane activities to the Speed Racer theme. 001
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Roberta Sparrow was kicked out of The Shaggs for being too philosophical. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Some poor production assistant had to spend a LOT of time picking leaves and twigs off of that monstrosity every day they shot outside. That's a resume-builder. 000
Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins @oldsadbastard.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Never getting the smell of sex and hillbilly out of that plane. 000
